I want to know what your favorite movie quote is
I also wanna know why, and how it touches/amuses you or makes you remember it
So include:
-Quote
-Actor/Character ( possibility )
-Movie
-Why
-How
-Possible situation which makes it funny/sad or whatever
My favorite quote = 'Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get'
It's from Forrest Gump, played by Tom Hanks.
Why? Because Tom Hanks plays Forrest Gump, a big old nice dope, and with his accent he just talks to people while waiting on the bus, explaining to people why he is waiting on the bus, or what his momma always said



(if it belongs in T&T or if it gets messy, move it )

English mother fucker, do you speak it?

From Pulp Fiction, said by samuel L Jackson (I think, maybe not, but, who cares )


I just thought it was really funny, that is basically it

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Originally posted by KnightieBoy
-Quote
-Actor/Character ( possibility )
-Movie
-Why
-How
-Possible situation which makes it funny/sad or whatever

My favorite quote = 'Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get'
It's from Forrest Gump, played by Tom Hanks.
Why? Because Tom Hanks plays Forrest Gump, a big old nice dope, and with his accent he just talks to people while waiting on the bus, explaining to people why he is waiting on the bus, or what his momma always said

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Erm

Say what one more mother fucking time I fucking dare you say What!

Pulp Fiction  Samuel L Jackson

And also another line from that film

Bring out the gimp

the gimps sleeping

Wake him up then

"yes i'm a natural blue"
the blue fish off finding nemo
finding nemo
its so funny .. ... maybe not to you.. but to me it is
how ?!?!?! by talking ? moving her fishy lips
she being asleep.... and muttering in her sleep .. aghh how i laughed ..

Well I like Arny

Quote: "I'll be back"
Actor/Movie: Govy. Arnold in T1
Reason/How: He comes back in a car, drives through the wall, and shoots the guy who wouldn't let him through I bet he wishes he had a different shift

Quote: "I can not comply with your command" After Cathrine Bruster tells him to "DROP DEAD ASSHOLE!"
Actor/Movie: Govy. Arnold in T3
Reason/How: He takes everything litterally...plus he likes guns....I like guns.... and cars rool;

(PS, I am JK about the guns, I just like cars )

-Quote: "ok, u like that? huh? you wanna play rough? ok, say hello to my little friend!"
-Actor/Character ( possibility ): Al Pacino (playing Tony Montana)
-Movie: Scarface
-Why: iuno
-How: eh? wtf u mean "how"?
-Possible situation which makes it funny/sad or whatever: Ending of the film, hes all drugged up on Coke and everyone he knows is dead, so he goes mad

-Quote-
So why did I do it? I could offer you a million answers, all false. The truth is that I'm a bad person, but that's going to change. I'm going to change. This is the last of that sort of thing. I'm cleaning up and I'm moving on, going straight and choosing life. I'm looking forward to it already. I'm going to be just like you. The job, the family, the fucking big television, the washing machine, the car, the compact disc and electrical tin opener, good health, low cholesterol, dental insurance, mortgage, starter home, leisurewear, luggage, three-piece suite, DIY, game shows, junk food, children, walks in the park, nine to five, good at golf, washing the car, choice of sweaters, family Christmas, indexed pension, tax exemption, clearing the gutters, getting by, looking ahead, to the day you die.

-Actor-
Ewan McGregor

Character
Mark Renton

Why
Its bittersweet irony and its funny..

"Oh it won't rain all the time" (the Crow)

"ill be back" hehe, and he was, terminator 3 really sucked tho, i hated the machine arm thing i prefer the liquid metal dood

"and then"
"and then"
"and then"
"and then"
"and then"
"and theeeeen"
"and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then"

by speaker at a drive thru on "Dude, Wheres my Car"

"hi, im dori, and i dont think ive ever eaten a fish b4.....phew! glad i got that off my chest!"

umm dori, from finding nemo, its funny, cuz shes dumb lolz

"Did you know that the first Matrix was designed to be
a perfect human world, where none suffered; where everyone would be happy? It was a disaster. No one would accept the program. Entire crops were lost. Some believed that we lacked the programming language to describe your perfect world, but I believe that as a species, human beings define their reality through misery and suffering. So the perfect world we dreamed, but your primitive cerebrum kept trying to wake up from. Which is why The Matrix was redesigned to this...the peak of your civilization."

-- Mr Smith, The Matrix

Lou: I'm on to you, kitty, and you're in big trouble!
Russian Blue I think not, baby puppy. It is you who is in trouble!

Film: Cats and Dogs

It just appeals to me, no reason really.

Any quote by Dori from Finding Nemo

"Just keep swimming,just keep swimming, just keep swimming,swimming......"

“I know you're out there. I can feel you now. I know that you're afraid. You're afraid of us. You're afraid of change. I don't know the future. I didn't come here to tell you how this is going to end. I came here to tell you how it's going to begin. I'm going to hang up this phone, and then I'm going to show these people what you don't want them to see. I'm going to show them a world....without you. A world without rules and controls. Without borders or boundaries. A world where anything is possible. Where we go from there, is a choice I leave to you.” - Neo - The Matrix

The way it he said it was so cool. And then he gets out of the phone booth and starts to fly just to show you "hey look Zion's got a new weapon ph33r m3!" and it makes you hope there'll be a sequel to show what happens next...and there was

quote:Mr Anderson. welcome back. we missed you .... like what ive done with the place?

it ends .....tonight!!!

who:Neo and Agent Smith from the matrix revolutions

why:coz it sounds fuckin mad!!!

Actor is Mr pitt.
Movie is fight club...

and I have two quotes, mainly cause i'm greedy


"Our fathers were our models for God. If our fathers bailed, what does that tell you about God? You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you. He never wanted you. In all probability, he hates you. This is not the worst thing that can happen."

AND

"You are not your job.  You are not how much money you have in the bank.  You are not the car you drive.  You are not the contents of your wallet.  You're not your fucking khakis.  You are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world."


uhmm..

Sorry, double posting, but the quote will mess up the other one..

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Originally posted by Vazza
"Just keep swimming,just keep swimming, just keep swimming,swimming......"

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Well mine would be...

-"How would you like to suck my balls Mr. Garisen"
-Cartman
-South Park: Bigger, Better, and Uncut
-he just told off a teacher
-again .... he told the teacher to suck his testicles ...

'you dirty bitch, you've got a small pussy ent ya!'
'nah you've got a big dick'
'nah you've got a small pussy enit'
uk student house one of my favourites

"i see dead people"
i dont remember the character's name, neither the real name of the kid, i saw the film long time ago

i use that quote all the time . i put a scared-face and then come as close as i can to my friends and slowly say...: "i.. see.. dead.. people....". so funny

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Originally posted by Chrono
"i see dead people"
i dont remember the character's name, neither the real name of the kid, i saw the film long time ago

i use that quote all the time . i put a scared-face and then come as close as i can to my friends and slowly say...: "i.. see.. dead.. people....". so funny

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Well? Whats it gonna be? Ehhh? You gonna give me the sandwitch or do i start electricuting you with a toaster and a bathtub?

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-Quote-
"Hey Blinkin'!"
"Did you call me Abe Lincoln?"
"Not I didn't say Abe Lincoln I said Hey Blinkin'! Hold the reins."

-Actor(s)-
Mark Blankfield ....  Blinkin
David Chappelle ....  Ahchoo (Son of Asneeze)

-Movie-
Robin Hood: Men in Tights

-Reason it's Funny-
It's so random! God, I love that movie.

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Originally posted by Kao
-Quote: "ok, u like that? huh? you wanna play rough? ok, say hello to my little friend!"

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Quote:"you fucked me!! I'm truly ass invaded!!"

Actor: Meat Loaf as the Lizard

Movie: Formula 51 aka 51st State

Reason: Whole movie is hilarious but just the expression and way he said it stuck

--and second one--

Quote (actually two lines from long assed speech):"There isn’t another soul on this fucking planet who’s ever made me the person I am when I’m with you.." & "please know that I’m forever changed because of you and what you’ve meant to me.."

Actors: Ben Affleck to Joey Lauren Adams *Holden & Alyssa*

Movie: Chasing Amy

Reason: because these two particular lines express very much how I feel about my best friend

Homer: Hel-lo, my name is Mr Burns. I believe, you haver a letter for me
Post office guy: ok Mr Burns, err what's your first name?
Homer: I don't know..
show: simpsons
cuz itz funny! i like most quotes 4rm da simpsons

Quote: "Huevos grrrandes amigou" (US-accent)
Actor/Character: Michael Clarke Duncan as Franklin 'Frankie Figs' Figueroa
Movie: The whole nine yards
Why: Hey, have you ever herd his deeeeep voice?
How: on DVD
Possible situation which makes it funny/sad or whatever: The main char., an innocent dentist involved accidentally in mafia, is about to change the toothing between Bruce Willis and a death gangster. He's obviously afraid and nervous.


But this isn't bad either:

Quote: Destroy him
Character: Mr Burns
Simpsons when Homer does a 'cheaky' impression of him in chapter: rosebud