I took a detour this morning... History was too difficult (especially when the teacher sucks)... So, here I am, 9:41 a.m, playing Need for speed underground in a cyber...

Naughty.

From time to time I skip lessons, but not very often.  It's so easy to get away with in the sixth form though, because nobody seems to care.

* WDZ has left school early before... unfortunately, unless you have some really dodgy plan, you have to deal with the consequences the next day...

(Only a half hour detention, so it's worth it )

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Originally posted by WDZ
* WDZ has left school early before... unfortunately, unless you have some really dodgy plan, you have to deal with the consequences the next day...


(Only a half hour detention, so it's worth it )

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Originally posted by musicalmidget
Only if you get caught.

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Mind you, the beauty of sixth form is that they can't give you detentions, so providing you don't miss lessons a regular basis the worst you can get is a "discussion" with the teacher.

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i did it once, some chick in my class dobbed on me, so i was handed 2 afternoon detentionz an a month grounding hehe, done it twice already this year, wit frenz, got away wit it, my parentz knew we was home, their parentz didnt hehe, but was fun, went to maccas hung out, went  back home, was worth it....neva got caught thank god

I RAN AWAY FROM SCHOOL TWICE, I TOOK MY BRO'S MOUNTAIN BIKE AND ROAD TO A NEAR TOWN CENTRE, THEN THE SECOND TIME I JUST RAN TO THE LOCAL GYM


* user27089 USED TO BE A PROBLEM CHILD

[you] suck

yes, i really fucking hate my school. i think its fucking stupid that your parents can get fined, and even jailed if you miss school over here..

This is the reason i like college.........u can leave when u feel like it.

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Originally posted by dom.
yes, i really fucking hate my school. i think its fucking stupid that your parents can get fined, and even jailed if you miss school over here..

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Glad I'm not the only one

as long as you're -18 (here at least, can differ in other countries) your parents are responsible for everything you do...

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Originally posted by WDZ
They do attendance checks here... if someone is missing from a class, the office knows about it.

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They do attendance checks here... if someone is missing from a class, the office knows about it.

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Originally posted by dom.
yes, i really fucking hate my school. i think its fucking stupid that your parents can get fined, and even jailed if you miss school over here..

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Originally posted by MenthiX
And since we had a really cool class last year we all skipped a hour once . We all went home and left a note on the classroomdoor, it said something like: "Dear teacher, we are enjoying the sunny weather outside right now, we suggest you do the same and go home... Have a nice day, class XXX"
He got VERY pissed about that tough

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I love hearing about other peoples school pranks.

When it comes to my last day next year, a friend and I plan to follow in the footsteps of a family member, and create a small contact explosive mix.  It's stable when wet, but when it dries, it pops as soon as something touches it.  It doesn't "explode" as such, but it bangs and sends up a small puff of purple powder.  It's going to be painted on door handles, ash trays (if we find any ), floors, tables and of course...toilet seats.

It's not dangerous, but it will probably be the best prank of my life.

In my HS, We could skip for certian teachers, see them later that day in the hall, and not give a damn either way!

I just never really go to PE, that lesson sux and all the teachers suck

We had a teacher who no1 liked (it was a geog teacher, and everyone in the class has given it up once)

and we would just randomly move the desks around, and once we locked the door, so when he tried to come in, he couldnt, he was banging on the door, and we all pretended that we couldn't hear him.

Also sum1 managed to forge the teachers signiture, so we ordered 4 laptop trolleys, 6 tvs and a digital whiteboard to come in the middle of the lesson.

Then once, reversed his classroom, so all the tables, filing cabinets, whiteboard and everything were facing the opposite way.

We did loads of other things, and he never told anyone, he just said "your all gona be looking like fools when you do crap in ur end of year exams". Of course when we all got under 40%, the goveners "investigated his teaching methods"

some times i wish i went to a "real" school

me too. our school gives saturday detentions for wearing make up (girls) or for wearing trainers (cause we have to wear uniform) ..

I didn't think that Saturday detentions were even legally allowed.

According to the law, saturday detentions are allowed, but they are optional, furthermore "a child can not be discriminated for opting out of a saturday morning detention" (or words along those lines). However,when in my school i decided not to go to a saturday detention, the school argued that since i am a minor, it is up 2 my rents 2 decide if i shud go to the detention or not. And also cos its a private school, there was a contract my mum and dad signed saying that they can make me go to saturday detentions.

I tried to argue that the 'contract' was signed almost 8 years ago, and that things may of changed since then, but it didnt work

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I didn't think that Saturday detentions were even legally allowed.

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"a child can not be discriminated for opting out of a saturday morning detention"

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i can back it up, ill find the link

http://www.dfes.gov.uk/behaviourandattendance/gui...lusion/annex_c.cfm

thats the optional bit

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Early morning, Saturday and holiday 'detentions'

22 The law allows schools to use detentions other than at lunchtime or after school. For Saturday morning, early morning, or holiday detentions which pupils attend voluntarily, there can be no question of false imprisonment. Such detentions depend on the co-operation both of the pupil and parent.

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I didn't think that Saturday detentions were even legally allowed.

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If you can back that up, then i will honour you forever!

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Early morning, Saturday and holiday 'detentions'

22  The law allows schools to use detentions other than at lunchtime or after school. For Saturday morning, early morning, or holiday detentions which pupils attend voluntarily, there can be no question of false imprisonment. Such detentions depend on the co-operation both of the pupil and parent.

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Its easy in our school parents go out to work. You wait at home and the school call saying you child is truent or asking for a reason on an automated message. So you just pretend to be your father/mother and say you have a soar anckle

Thanks for that MM and saralk..

Although, if i didnt turn up for a Saturday detention.. i would be given at least another one, if not 2. "One for the original reason, " (because I wouldnt have been punished) "and one for not attending a Saturday detention" or.. excluded for a number of days!

Even if this isnt legal my school will do it. Then if i confront them with this, id get into more trouble for arguing!

I usually take my laptop to school... and when I don't wanna go to class I go out. If I'm alone I play NFS.

If you want out of school get your older brother to phone in sick or get you out early works a treat.  My voice is that deep i sound like my dad anyways

tbh, as long as you only miss the lessons every once in a while, they dont notice......

My mate was supposed to be in physics 4th lesson, and when he was'nt here, by science teacher give me a note and told me to give it to my year head. I found out later that he'd been suspended

My year head is called Mrs. Bygroves, he bunked off her lesson too, and WALKED PAST the room through windows The best one we ever did was snap the handle of the classroom from the outside so when she came back, she couldnt get in, and then hweall pretended shewas'nt there! She was in tears, hahahahahaha

My chemistry teacher is shit, and we jus do what we want. Me and my mate bunked off, went the shop, xcame back 20 mins, said, we've been smoking weed, and he was'nt bothered I started drinking in class, listening to my CD player, and SINGING during class, that was boss, hahahaha! That was last monday

I was a  naughty boy at school

too clever for my own good to be honest

I used to torment teachers big style .  Just say meths is flammable and doesnt burn unless you leave it for too long

LMFAO!!!!!!! once i went to first period (out of 5) and then decided to go home and play dreamcast ... i played till like 4:30pm!

and once i said school starts late, and it really didn't, i just stayed home to play PS2... when it was first launched ...

now that i have x-box... what lies ahead

lol well if i skipped skool i would need a stupid note signed by my mum and they keep naging u about it so then i would get in trouble butyes i hate school i think we all do and i wish i could skip it

i have ran out off school, cause in my school the dont give a fuck if you attend your classes or you dont, and sometime when the profeser is cheking the list of those who are in class, after the theacher name my i just live the class rom

We had an art teacher who was pretty clueless, loved to listen to himself talk and we would take advantage of it every time he showed a really boring art film. One by one we would leave the class and he would never notice the door open and close. We snuck back once and watched through the window to see what he would do and he just assumed he had missed the bell that ended class. Art was a poorly attended class and no one ever got in trouble for not showing up or leaving early!

Other than that we would just pick the teachers who were less attentive or really boring and if the vice principal or teacher tried to nail us on being absent we'd just tell them we were there and they must have just missed noticing. Only time I got detentions for skipping out was when I'd leave for the day in the middle of the day but our detentions were a breeze and almost as much fun as the skipping that we got them for.

last year we had a pretty good HOD (head of department) and the last week of skewl we would go for one lesson and then go 2 to the city (we could walk) but this year its gay, my teacher marked me awae for a lesson i was at and i had to go see her! but we dont go on da last days ov every term. man i wish i was as crayzee as u guyz, we dont get saturdae detentions an certainly not for wearing makeup! my 2 friends were once in the toilets instead of going to class and they were playing cards and the teacher decided to go to the toilet (dont know why she didnt use the staff ones) and they got busted lol. my skewl is kewl

Damn you and your softy schools -_-
Every teachers gets a paper with all names, and tree blocks in front of it.
One for absent, one for late, and one i didnt figure out yet.
During lessons they check the list, and then at the end of the day it goes trough the computer. So they always find out when you're absent

And if they do, They'll keep nagging you with it untill either your mom wrote 2 letters (they always pretend they 'didnt get' the first one), or you attended 2 hour detention (4 till 6 PM)

Ugh... Hell

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And if they do, They'll keep nagging you with it untill either your mom wrote 2 letters (they always pretend they 'didnt get' the first one), or you attended 2 hour detention

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Once i was in a test that i hadnt revised for, so i prented to have a nervous break down - i got up kicked the chair and knocked the desk over, than went into the corner of the room and started crying.

I spent the rest of the day with the school counsouler, her office is amazing, really comfy couches and loads of junk food.

i just tell my mom i dont wanna go to school, she tells me to get up i dont, so i miss about a week because i just didnt wanna go. when i go back teachers mad at me principal is mad (shes a fucking hippo ..hehe ill get a piture of her and show you if you'd like) anyhoo...i get caught up a bit, then tell mom i dont wanna go again. simple as that really

ooooh! at my state skool i used 2 go to, it was either suspention or an arvo, coz everyone did it. but at my new skool-steiner skool, coz its such a priveledge to go to one, as their are very selective. you wouldnt dare lol.

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have you ever got the hell out of school?

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have you ever got the hell out of school?

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Wait till you're 18 and in your final year .... Or when you're a bit older and studying in college or on the university... I bet you will (/me sees Tochjo going to the uni in the futur and doing well... damn... I'm old... talking like my father )

Talking about old... Yesterday I saw an old teacher of mine... one of the "good" teachers... lol, we talked about all the stuff our class did in school...

I'll be 17 when I'm in my final year...
I'll turn 18 in the holidays between high school and university...

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* Tochjo sees Tochjo going to the uni in the futur and doing well...

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Final year, exam thing

We went early to the school, brought allot off chains, abus locks, locked every entrance to the school, and went away, when we went to the school later on, they broke a window and where removing the chains, and they coudn't find the persons who did it

the students before our year took
- Mayo
- Cury
- eggs
- a car from 1 teacher

and tadaa a result ¬_¬

But our history teacher was ok, when he didn't want to give class we would just go to the park and went doing nothing.

Good old times

LOL our school got an old stripped out mini cooper and a pond liner filled it with water and goldfish!

the year before but a goat in the headmasters office good stuff!

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LOL our school got an old stripped out mini cooper and a pond liner filled it with water and goldfish!

the year before but a goat in the headmasters office good stuff!

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What a lovely thread..


..all good things come to an end sadly.