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french joke :P by Stigmata on 06-30-2004 at 04:59 PM

its in english, but u need to understand french to get it :)



Once upon a time there was a rich snail and he wanted to buy a new
car. He went to the car dealership and ordered a custom Benz, with a
gold S on the door. The dealer obliged, and called the snail the
following week to inform him that his new car was ready for pickup.
As the snail sunk into his plush leather drivers seat, the dealer's
curiosity got the better of him. He asked the snail, "Excuse me sir,
if I may ask, what is the gold S on your car door for? Snail?
Superstar????" The snail replied...



..."Well, when I'm zooming down the highway at 100 miles per hour, I want
everyone to look at me and say, look at that S-Car Go!


RE: french joke :P by lizard.boy on 06-30-2004 at 05:04 PM

acutually you dont need to know french. escargo is cooked snails :P


RE: french joke :P by Eljay on 06-30-2004 at 05:09 PM

quote:
Originally posted by lizard.boy
acutually you dont need to know french. escargo is cooked snails :P
yes but it is a french word ;)
RE: french joke :P by user27089 on 06-30-2004 at 06:07 PM

lol :) :lol:

its actually spelt escargot :) :dodgy: :) nice joke mate :p


RE: french joke :P by Ginger on 06-30-2004 at 06:57 PM

wow ive heard that joke from a 5 year old, lil old bud


RE: french joke :P by Maniac on 06-30-2004 at 07:01 PM

.... :rofl: nice one


RE: french joke :P by azn angel on 07-01-2004 at 04:09 AM

lol :)


RE: french joke :P by ~INVASION~ on 07-01-2004 at 04:14 AM

ive known french since i was in kindergarten  and ive never heard that joke and u dont need to know french but i loved the joke (very funny) [Image: banana_flip.gif]


RE: french joke :P by jlo on 07-01-2004 at 06:23 AM

haha. wonderful :D


RE: french joke :P by jren207 on 07-01-2004 at 08:55 PM

lol, cool :P


RE: french joke :P by MC Inferno on 07-26-2004 at 12:49 AM

............ thats total piss that joke. as i've been told several times, im not allowed to post smut so i best not tell u my jokes (PM me if u wanna hear them :P) but that is dog poo. lol


RE: french joke :P by Jimcando on 10-05-2004 at 07:51 PM

funny


RE: french joke :P by MessEnGer on 10-05-2004 at 08:04 PM

its good but heard better ones :P

nah its good, never heard it :)


RE: french joke :P by Apatik on 10-05-2004 at 10:52 PM

escargots ARE snails, you don't need to cook them :p