You should know what to do.  See if we can come up with some really good ones.


Heres mine:
You know your a MsgPlus Forum addict when.....

...you joined 8 months ago and alright have the User title "Posting Freak".

... each of your posts contain a dancing banana

You dream of spam...You dream to spam

...You post in every message/shout

*cough* WDZ

....you post to much

*cough* me

...when you open a browser and in the url spot you start with "msg..." then stop because you were supose to go to another site

... when you're seanned.

...when open up your history folder after a month of not cleaning it out and only one website is listed there. 

when your mouse button is black because of hitting the report button

... when you have the forum url in ur windows startup folder

..when you have a tab for the forums in msn messenger main window

...when you reply to this topic

when ur home page is http://shoutbox.menthix.net

when you spend more than 6hours a day here

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when you constantly correct other that it is MsgPlus, not MsnPlus

..when you spend 9-10 hours a day like me on here

when you've got an msgplus toolbar installed

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Originally posted by Sean
..when you have a tab for the forums in msn messenger main window

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Originally posted by Millenium_edition
when you've got an msgplus toolbar installed

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when... you're the main admin?!?!

*got nothing*

There are people here who are more addicted to these forums than me... quite sad...

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Originally posted by WDZ
There are people here who are more addicted to these forums than me... quite sad...

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Originally posted by Chrono
when ur home page is http://shoutbox.menthix.net

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* WDZ doesn't have a home page set...

Though I do have a folder full of MsgPlus Forum bookmarks as the first item in my Opera toolbar.

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Originally posted by Millenium_edition
says mister 4355 posts.

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Originally posted by WDZ

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Originally posted by Millenium_edition
says mister 4355 posts.

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http://shoutbox.menthix.net/statistics.php?page=topposters

Look at the posts per day...

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Most of them post more often than me. I only have a high post count because I've been a member for a longer time.

...when you get upset over a ban )yes, some of us have NO life)
and
...when more than half your list contains the members here and you're afraid to block them/open a conversation window/ close one with them because you know they'll know

When you keep sending a shortcut of nearly every thread to your desktop

When you actually begin to use phrases like...

"I am so going to own you"
"You just got pawned"
"I am the leetist son of a bitch"
"Holly WDZ"

(And I actually do)

lol @ NoNames post...

...when you make a thead like this just to get more post counts

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Originally posted by WDZ
Though I do have a folder full of MsgPlus Forum bookmarks as the first item in my Opera toolbar.

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...when you have forum members calling you, and you calling them

...when you'd rather be on the Plus! forums than out with your girlfriend/boyfriend/wife/husband ....

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Originally posted by blade
...when you'd rather be on the Plus! forums than out with your girlfriend/boyfriend/wife/husband ....

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Originally posted by lopardo

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Originally posted by blade
...when you'd rather be on the Plus! forums than out with your girlfriend/boyfriend/wife/husband ....

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That's what I'd call a real addict

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Originally posted by pr0xy
nah, I'd call that pathetic

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Originally posted by pr0xy
Unless your girlfriend/boyfriend/wife/husband is really ugly

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You know your a MsgPlus Forum addict when.....

.....you check your email and your whole 2 mb of hotmail storage is takin up by new emails from some person called "Messenger Plus! Forum Mailer".

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Originally posted by pr0xy

.....you check your email and your whole 2 mb of hotmail storage is takin up by new emails from some person called "Messenger Plus! Forum Mailer".

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when u get online only to check the forums, even though u have more important stuff to do.

when you have visited this thread more than 20 times already

when half a threads message are yours

Go to your User Control Panel > Options and disable "Use Email Notification by default".

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Originally posted by lopardo
You could share them

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Originally posted by Sean
...when you have forum members calling you, and you calling them

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Originally posted by pr0xy
.....you check your email and your whole 2 mb of hotmail storage is takin up by new emails from some person called "Messenger Plus! Forum Mailer".

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Originally posted by Chrono
when u get online only to check the forums, even though u have more important stuff to do.

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* WDZ does it almost every day...

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Originally posted by WDZ
Many of them are for me/staff only, so no...

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Originally posted by WDZ

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Originally posted by Chrono
when u get online only to check the forums, even though u have more important stuff to do.

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Well, that's just classic laziness.

* WDZ does it almost every day...

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Originally posted by WDZ
How many subscriptions do you have?

Wait, I'll answer that: 220.

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Originally posted by lopardo
Maybe you were keeping useful threads

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Originally posted by pr0xy
Not that it matters to me but isn't that information kind of confidential?

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Originally posted by lopardo
Well, I guess you know your a MsgPlus Forum addict when.....
...you try to use :refuck: or :banana: in a Messenger conversation window

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Originally posted by leejeffery
or when u even have custom emos set to those shortcuts 

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You buy a rather large trout and go on a slapping spree

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Originally posted by Chrono

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Originally posted by leejeffery
or when u even have custom emos set to those shortcuts 

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well these shortcuts wont work (so i have :banana instead of : banana :

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Originally posted by Anubis
You buy a rather large trout and go on a slapping spree

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Originally posted by Anubis
You buy a rather large trout and go on a slapping spree

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Originally posted by WDZ

Wouldn't that be IRC addiction?

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...you set your alarm for 6 in the morning just so you can check the forum for interesting threads....

....checked forum....

....no interensting theads....

...you start a topic and then refresh the page every 5 seconds 'just to check if someone has replied'

...you can type shoutbox.menthix.net faster then you can type your name

... you subscribe to this thread.

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Originally posted by saralk
...you start a topic and then refresh the page every 5 seconds 'just to check if someone has replied'

...you can type shoutbox.menthix.net faster then you can type your name

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...when you have subscribed to over 20 threads

when you finally leave this forum you spend all the time thinking of witty replies to put in this thread

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when you go on a pc, and feel that you need to go on the forum and/or install messenger plus! when you use your friends msn

You look for an excuse to

You go back after being blocked

You take it seriously

You go over 750

You consider signing up without needing to ask a question

When you get pissed off that some1's bnaging on about spyware from plus

You countdown to the launch of MP!3

You try not to post in T&T coz that wont get ur post count up

You're pleased that you've became a senior member

You show other ppl on MSN ur posts

You advertise Plus! in your name

You try to explain to some1 how u get the colours in the name

You finally understand the stuff fucknig plug

You're guitted that ur punisjement for spewing in the house when drunk is not being on the net for a week

You're first point of call with a problem on ur PC is the MP! Forums

You make massive pictures of the doing something (usually and afro)

You get bollocked by cookie for posting inappropiate material in T&T ()

You make long lists like this

You type all this in quick reply, therfore ruining the point of it

You look through this list loking for problems to "ahhh! typo at, blah blah...." or "that doesnt make sense!!!!"

You do that video that patchou did with the tampons (wtf was that lad?)

You get blocked 9 times.....

..... and still come back.

I'm tired............. theres a short list.

...wehn you feel bad about not coming on here to help others

Marissa, your DP doesnt work the 1001th time theri... you need to fix that, till then, i'll keep clickin.....

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Originally posted by MC Inferno
You look through this list loking for problems to "ahhh! typo at, blah blah...."

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Originally posted by MC Inferno
punisjement

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Originally posted by MC Inferno
inappropiate

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Originally posted by MC Inferno
fucknig

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Originally posted by MC Inferno
bnaging

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Originally posted by MC Inferno
guitted

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Originally posted by MC Inferno
You look for an excuse to

You go back after being blocked

You take it seriously

You go over 750

You consider signing up without needing to ask a question

When you get pissed off that some1's bnaging on about spyware from plus

You countdown to the launch of MP!3

You try not to post in T&T coz that wont get ur post count up

You're pleased that you've became a senior member

You show other ppl on MSN ur posts

You advertise Plus! in your name

You try to explain to some1 how u get the colours in the name

You finally understand the stuff fucknig plug

You're guitted that ur punisjement for spewing in the house when drunk is not being on the net for a week

You're first point of call with a problem on ur PC is the MP! Forums

You make massive pictures of the doing something (usually and afro)

You get bollocked by cookie for posting inappropiate material in T&T ()

You make long lists like this

You type all this in quick reply, therfore ruining the point of it

You look through this list loking for problems to "ahhh! typo at, blah blah...." or "that doesnt make sense!!!!"

You do that video that patchou did with the tampons (wtf was that lad?)

You get blocked 9 times.....

..... and still come back.

I'm tired............. theres a short list.

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..... when you stare very close at your screen trying to find the spam

.... You notice the thread entitled  "You know your a MsgPlus Forum addict when....." is misspelled.