1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.

4. Start playing Calvin ball; see how many people you can get to join in.

5. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.

6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

7. Leave cryptic messages on the computers.

8. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.

9. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles.

10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares," and see what happens. (Make sure Monk isn't on a job!)

11. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10".

12. Play with the automatic doors.

13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.

14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS this junk, anyway?"

15. Repeat Number 14 in the jewelry department. 

16. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a "test drive."

17. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away.  Continue to do this until they leave the department.

18. Play soccer with a group of friend, using the entire store as your playing field.

19. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"

20. Put M&Ms on layaway.

21. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.

22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.

23. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the  other aisles.

24. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.

25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "...I'm Batman. Come, Robin--to the Bat-cave!"

26. TP as much of the store as possible.

27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.

28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down.

29. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"

30. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, "Red Rover!"

31. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if thereare any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?"

32. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.

33. Take bets on the battle described above.

34. Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.

36. Hold indoor shopping cart races.

37. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible."

38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.

39. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.

40. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?"

41. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.

42. Two words: "Marco Polo."

43. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle, etc.

44. "Re-alphabetize" the CDs in Electronics.

46. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.

47. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.

48. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!"

49. Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time.

50. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.

*BONUS* Attempt all of the above during the same visit. 

all of that could get you in sooooooooooo much S***

but im gona try anyways

* ipab saves a copy of this thread

Absolutly priceless, its like the things we learn from watching porn.

Please only visit the following link of you are 18 or older.
http://yen.omni.com.au/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=65

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Absolutly priceless, its like the 10 things we learn from watching porn.

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Originally posted by pr0xy
50 Fun Things To Do At K-Mart (Or Wal-Mart)

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* WDZ has already read the WalMart one (and it's stupid - what kind of idiot would do that stuff? ), but not the porn one...

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Funny, but not as funny as 50 fun things to do in computer lab.
And I couldn't find the thread

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* WDZ has already read the WalMart one (and it's stupid - what kind of idiot would do that stuff? ), but not the porn one...

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* WDZ has already read the WalMart one (and it's stupid - what kind of idiot would do that stuff? ), but not the porn one...

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Funny, but not as funny as 50 fun things to do in computer lab.
And I couldn't find the thread

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Probably pruned.

Google result: http://www.cs.bgu.ac.il/~omri/Humor/ComputerLab50.html

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I'll confess I've done 9 and 13 (the last because someone was following me so I don't think it counts). But that list is something that my brother would do anyways.

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WDZ is clearly 14! How dare you read adult oriented material against my disclaimer!

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* WDZ has already read the WalMart one (and it's stupid - what kind of idiot would do that stuff? ), but not the porn one...

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wtf... I just didn't read it before Matty posted the link.

And when I was 14, I had never even heard of MsgPlus... Hell, it didn't even exist.

all three of them things are hilarious, but I especially like the computer lab one, its hilarious

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wtf... I just didn't read it before Matty posted the link.

And when I was 14, I had never even heard of MsgPlus... Hell, it didn't even exist.

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wtf... I just didn't read it before Matty posted the link.

And when I was 14, I had never even heard of MsgPlus... Hell, it didn't even exist.

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I'm 18. I don't have it in my profile because I don't want everyone knowing my birthdate.

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O_o

I'm 18. I don't have it in my profile because I don't want everyone knowing my birthdate.

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7. Leave cryptic messages on the computers.

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i always change the screen saver to my website address

51. Rush into the TV's place, while pushing others, and when arrive, if you see nemo on screen, shout! "I FOUND NEMO!!"

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51. Rush into the TV's place, while pushing others, and when arrive, if you see nemo on screen, shout! "I FOUND NEMO!!"

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51. Rush into the TV's place, while pushing others, and when arrive, if you see nemo on screen, shout! "I FOUND NEMO!!"

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51. Rush into the TV's place, while pushing others, and when arrive, if you see nemo on screen, shout! "I FOUND NEMO!!"

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I did this to raise money for charity. I also ran to the fish place in the store and shouted that they couldn't but the fish till wefound nemo(I did it on the release day of Finding Nemo, everyone thought it was quite funny )

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We got nappies and ther them ova the aisles it was 1 of the funniest things

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I think the worst my mate did in a store, he walked in naked at 6am and asked if they sold clothes..

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I think the worst my mate did in a store, he walked in naked at 6am and asked if they sold clothes..

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52. "Walked in naked at 6am and asked if they sold clothes"



Oh.... my stomach hurts....

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Absolutly priceless, its like the things we learn from watching porn.

Please only visit the following link of you are 18 or older.
http://yen.omni.com.au/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=65

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I still dont

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