my favorite movie quote is of the movie pirates of the caribbean. so here it is:

Jack Sparrow: Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid.



lol
and heres the page where i find this quote in case you wanted to look for a qoute http://www.imdb.com/Sections/Quotes/

"now give me back my wallet" ... "which one is it?" ... "the one that says BAD MOTHERFUCKER"



or anything else jules says in pulp fiction (his bible excerpt for example.... or the "ROYAL with cheese" )

oh.... and "that's 30 minutes away, i'll be there in 10" (same movie different actor)


oh.... and "this party's over" (same actor... different movie )

Obviously: from The Terminator

I'll be back.

Terminator 3:

T: "Cathrine Bruster - Have you sustained injury?"
C: "DROP DEAD ASSHOLE! "
T: "I can not comply with your command..."

There's prob. another one but I don't remember it right now

Only Time......we should give him a special user class, "Jedi".

Anyways, my favourite is:

When I first came here, this was all swamp. Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built in all the same, just to show them. It sank into the swamp. So I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So I built a third. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp. But the fourth one stayed up. And that's what you're going to get, Lad, the strongest castle in all of England.

"Geology is the study of pressure and time. Thats all it takes really... pressure... and time... That, and a big goddamn poster."

From "The Shawshank Redemption"

i see dead people

"hey nany nany" - sorority boys

"Here's Johnny!"-Jack Nicholson in The Shining

"I'll be back"
"Astalavista, baby!"

"Run forest run"
and a whole lot more from forest gump great movie.

"seems that you have not been to singapore" - pirates of the carribean (i live in singapore)

you will die in seven days..

I bet you know where thats from

Donnie Darko Said by Donnie...

First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village, but the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What's the point of living if you don't have a dick?

Pretty much anything from Joe Dirt

Pulp Fiction is great got some good ones, most have been mentioned so you can read them,

"I'll be back quicker than you can say blue berry pie.."
"Blue berry pie"
"ok maybe not that quick"
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Monty Python:

Man - "This parrot ceases to exist....it is an EX-parrot"
Petshop owner - "awww nah its its hes sleeping"
Man - "Sleeping?? Sleeping?? Well lets wake him up shall we? HEEELLLOOOOOO POLLLLYYYYYY WAKKKEEEYYYYY WAKKKEEEYYYYYY"
Petshop owner - "Awww now look what you've done!! You've put him into shock"
Man - "look the only reason this parrot was sitting up right when i bought it was because you had nailed his feet to the perch"


"He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!"



Pretty much all monty python films

I think it was the GodFather part II : "Keep you friends close but your enimies closer"

"How can you shoot women and childred?"
"Easy, just don't lead them as much." 

-Full Metal Jacket

"How would you like to suck my balls.
Excuse me cartman?
err... HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS, mr garisson?"

south park the movie
or or or or

"Oh my god you said the f-word!
What? jew?"
(i don't want to seem racistic but it's just funny )

Terminator
"I'll be back"

Predator
arnold schwarzenegger sticks a knife in some guy and it goes right thru him and sticks into a tree behind him and he says "stick around"

and lots more by Arnold Schwarzenegger

Monty Python
"I fart in your general direction"
the parrot sketch thingy that fukafly posted (not from a film tho)
"NI!!!"

and a whole lot more but i dont have the time

"Wipe yo self off, you dead"
Rush Hour 1 or 2

Not the gum drop button!

-_- Funnier when the gingerbread man says it

Shrek 2

Jack Sparrow:Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid.

not only do i hav an addiction to that movie and Jack Sparrow and johnny dep.. But i love that line!

Not from a movie but I rofled!!


At least I went down like a man..  -  Skinner

You look like a Malaysian transexual!  -  Edna

Nakamura: Nonsense! There's no proof at all that you are a living, thinking life form!!
Puppetmaster: And can you offer me proof of your existence? How can you, when neither modern science nor philosophy can explain what life is?
-Ghost in the shell-

"Go to your home! are you to good for your home?!?" - Adam Sandler (Happy Gilmore)

mystery men quotes:

"We are number one! All others are number two, or lower."

Invisible Boy:"I'm invisible! Can you see me?"
All: "yes..."
The Bowler: "Maybe you should put some shorts on or something, if you wanna keep fighting evil today."

"Am I to understand that you have inserted your father's skull in that ball for bowling?"
"No, the guy at the pro shop did it."

"Don't mess with the volcano my man, 'cause I will go Pompeii on your... butt."

"We struck down evil with the mighty sword of teamwork and the hammer of not bickering."

or Zoolander:

[looking at the model for the Derek Zoolander House for Children who Can't Read Good]
Mugatu: "I Present to you, The Derek Zoolander House for Children Who Can't Read Good."
Zoolander: "WHAT IS THIS A CENTER FOR ANTS???!!! *throws the model on ground* How are the children supposed to read if they can't even fit in the building?? It has to be at least... 3 times bigger than this!"
Mugatu: [stunned look] ".... Your right!"

Hey! Omar! this is the sound of a feeling that's caught in my head, makes me think about something you said, from my positively all-time way far favourite movie; Da Shawshank Redemption.  What does this mean?  Any fool can see, even though I see, hear, touch and theeennn feel nothing of you, and I, I want to feeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllllllll! .... still, we remain connected and theeennn in my hour of desperate need, I feel closer to Omar! oh my my my myne again. Sometimes life can be so grand!

Hey! Traxor! re: *excerpt your comment "what's the point of living if you don't have a dick?" ... I'm so inspired , there's nothing left to say. ... Or do, ...unless you have a strong imagination!

not frm a movie but from the radio (triple j last breakfast show in australia), cant remember it exactly but a volunteer came up. Adam: he calls him self Bower, like power but with a b
Will: hes a banker, like wanker but with a b

how can everyone forget

Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
If I'm not back in five minutes... wait longer!

Titanic :
I'm the king of the world !!!

Dude, Where's My Car?

Jesse: Who's Johnny Potsmoker?
Chester: Oh ,that's my alter ego.
Jesse: Wait, I thought Johnny Potsmoker was MY alter ego.
Chester: No. Yours is Smokey McPot.
Jesse: Oh yeah.
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Chinese Food Intercom: And then?
Jesse: No "and then"!
Chinese Food Intercom: And then!

You must see that part ... the intercom keeps saying and then, so funny

Jesse: I refuse to play your Chinese food mind games!
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[Jeese and Chester come across an ostrich]
Jesse: Dude, it's a llama!
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[Chester refuses to leave a strip club]
Jesse: Dude, this is an *emergency*!
Chester: So is this. It's a break-dancing stripper emergency!
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[As Super Hot Giant Alien passes overhead, a Father and Son see up her skirt]
Birthday Son: I want to go on that ride, Daddy.
Birthday Father: Me, too, Son. Me, too.
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Chester: Dude, you just touched Christie Boner's hoo-hoo.
Jesse: Shibby!
Chester: Low five.
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[Jesse and Chester have tattoos on their backs that say "dude" and "sweet."]
Jesse: Dude! You got a tattoo!
Chester: So do you, dude! Dude, what does my tattoo say?
Jesse: "Sweet!" What about mine?
Chester: "Dude!" What does mine say?
Jesse: "Sweet!" What about mine?
Chester: "Dude!" What does mine say?
Jesse: "Sweet!" What about mine?
Chester: "Dude!" What does mine say?
Jesse: "Sweet!" What about mine?
Chester: "Dude!" What does mine say?
Jesse: "Sweet!" What about mine?
Chester: "Dude!" What does mine say?
Jesse: "Sweet!" What about mine?
[later]
Chester: [angry] "Dude!" What does mine say?
Jesse: [screaming] "Sweet!"
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Another so funny:

Jesse: Wait a second, let's recap. Last night, we lost my car, we accepted stolen money from a transsexual stripper, and now some space nerds want us to find something we can't pronounce. I hate to say it, Chester, but maybe we need to cut back on the shibbying.
[Chester slaps him]
Jesse: Thanks, dude.
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Chester: How wasted were we last night?
Jesse: Well, I touched Christy Boner's hoo-hoo, were on the hook for two hundred thousand dollars to a transsexual stripper, and my car's gone. I'd say we were pretty wasted.
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Chester: Is that a barn?
Jesse: Is it red?
Chester: No.
Jesse: Then it isn't a barn!
------
Jumpsuit Chick #1: If you are Jesse and Chester, maybe we will give you erotic pleasure.
Jesse: That's us!
Chester: Right here!
------
[first lines]
Jesse: What's up?
Chester: Animal Planet!
Jesse: Man, I just had the craziest dream.
Chester: About what?
Jesse: I don't remember
[chuckles]
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Alien Nordic Dude #1: Could you please tell us where we may find the continuum transfuctioner?
Chinese Foooood Lady: And then?
Alien Nordic Dude #1: And then we may go and get it?
Chinese Foooood Lady: And then?
[Pause]
Alien Nordic Dude #2: Can I get an order of shrimp fried rice?
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Zarnoff: [introducing the Zoltan cult] My name is Zarnoff. This is Zabu, Zellnor, Zelbor, Zelmina, and, uh, Jeff.
Jeff: Hey.



Sorry for the big post .. couldnt resist ... i just love that movie

quote:

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Originally posted by MessEnGer
If I'm not back in five minutes... wait longer!

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"Shibby"
-Dude Where's My Car?

has to be a few out of scary movie 3 ;p

(Sue's like, a lil kid)
George: Sue, you know your teacher Miss Brenda?
Sue: Yes...
George: (pause) SHE'S DEAD! DIED A HORRIBLE, LONG, PAINFUL DEATH! GONE, GONE, GONE, JUST LIKE YOUR DOG!
Sue: My dog's dead?!?!
George: I JUST RAN HIM OVER WITH THE CAR WHEN I DROVE IN! EVERYONE YOU LOVE AROUND YOU IS DYING!
Sue: (scream)
George: (scream)
Sue: (scream)
George: (scream)

ooooh, and this one always makes me laugh

(if you havent seen it, it wont make much sense,  but if you know the gist of the film the ring, then youll have a pretty good idea basically, Cindy has seen the tape, and the person whos gonna kill her, has just rung her up to say hes gonna kill her in 7days)

Voice: (distorted) Seven days.
Cindy: What? Willy Mase?
Voice: Seven days.
Cindy: Who's gay? Hello?
Voice: Can you hear me now?
Cindy: What?!
Voice: Can you hear me now?
Cindy: Kind of...
Voice: *beep* Can you hear me now?
Cindy: Yes perfect!

and

Your love has freed my soul and broken the curse. I never have to kill again.
Cindy: Really!?
Nah! I'm just screwing with ya!

andddddddd

guy: I know a guy who watched the tape and 7 days later he woke up dead!
mate: How can you wake up dead?
guy: Because you go to sleep alive!

and when the auto-cue for the newsreader gets taken over by various ppl

Ross: Turning now to sports. And an evil video tape that kills anyone who watches it in seven days. It's true. We're all in danger [background: oh, no]. There's an alien force out there that's trying to prevent you from knowing the truth. Correction, there really is no danger. Actually, I didn't really mean anything I just said. Yes, I did. Every word of it. O shizl gizingar. Budagagaggeg. 19492919123. kimbleginzer blachen bracket. I been cleanin' after this dumba** kraker Giggins for 10 years. But I been hittin' it wit his woman for twelve. You know what I'm sayin, *beep*'? She likes her some chocolate. Sharpton for President y'all. I'm outie. (news theme plays)

and when cindy walks in to find george sitting at the table, face down and unconcious
Cindy: "OMG! george!?!?!?!"
*george sits up*
George: "I remember waking up, and I look down and... YAHTZEE" *jumps up, hits his head, and collapses unconcious again* ^_^

theyre all the funny ones ;p

maybe i shoulda just said the film was good ;p

about the i will not forget you anymore

From Harold an kumar-

K: Dude, you forgot your phone. Wana go back and get it?
H: (looks back at the door about a half a metre away) No. Weve gone too far.

I have lots more than I can list but here it goes...

Just when I don't think you can get any dumber, you go and do something like this...  AND TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF!!!- Dumb and Dumber

Spank you helpy helperton- Ace Vantura

And many other Jim Carrey Movie.  Oh yes, and basically anything Chris Farley ever said.

Rush Hour 2

Detective James Carter (Chris Tucker):  "Do You Understand The Words That Are Coming Out Of My Mouth?"

And

Bad Company

Kevin Pope (Chris Rock): "Does it play DVD?"
Officer Gaylord Oakes (Anthony Hopkins): "It's a nuclear weapon"
Kevin Pope (Chris Rock): "Yeah - But does it play DVD?"

south park movie:

[after student provides incorrect answer to math problem]
Mr. Garrison: Ok, now let's try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard... anyone?

Not from a movie, but quite funny, i thought
It's in a book i'm reading now (Jingo, by T.Pratchett).
There is a man, and he has a device for telling the time and keeping appointments (operated by a little demon). He got it as a present from his wife. And it's really very useful (not )

'Bingeley-bingeley beep! It is about .. nineish'
'Nineish?'
'Yep. Nineish. Precisely about nineish.'

quote:

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Originally posted by Chrono
i see dead people

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quote:

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Originally posted by kangie

(if you havent seen it, it wont make much sense,  but if you know the gist of the film the ring, then youll have a pretty good idea basically, Cindy has seen the tape, and the person whos gonna kill her, has just rung her up to say hes gonna kill her in 7days)

Voice: (distorted) Seven days.
Cindy: What? Willy Mase?
Voice: Seven days.
Cindy: Who's gay? Hello?
Voice: Can you hear me now?
Cindy: What?!
Voice: Can you hear me now?
Cindy: Kind of...
Voice: *beep* Can you hear me now?
Cindy: Yes perfect!

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My name is Alice, and I remember 'Everything'.

Mine would have to be off a Finding Nemo Trailer:

Dory: Nothin' in my noggin.

Or off the Terminator:

'I'll Be Back'

its gotta be  "In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary... come again"