Chris goes to see his friend Tony.  Tony's wife Sara answers the door and says that Tony has gone shopping, but Chris can wait if he wants.  After a few minutes Chris says, 'Sara, you have the greatest breasts I've ever seen.  I'd give you £100 if I could just see one.'
     Sara thinks about this for a minute and figures what the hell - 100 quid for a flash!  So she opens her robe and shows a boob.  Chris politely thanks her, pulls two £50 notes from his pocket and throws them on the table.  Then Chris says, 'I've just got to see the both of them - I'll give you another £100 if I could see the both of them together.'
     Sara thinks, 'For £100?' then opens her robe and gives Chris a long look.  He throws another £100 on the table, then says he can't wait any longer for Tony and leaves.
     A while later, Tony arrive home, 'Your weird friend Chris came over.' his wife tells him.  'Great', says Tony.  'Did he leave the £200 he owes me?'

i think i've seen this on a commercial, or heard it on the internet before or somethin..... lol

That's funny. I think I've seen this one somewhere.

Yes, I heard it before, but it's still very funny

I seen this on another website forum.

never see it before............its ace

rofl

funny stuff

ahaah that rox0rized ive seen one seemed but it was slightly different

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... owned

Pretty good one.

keep them jokes comming

lol!