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This has to be Homer Simpson... by saralk on 01-23-2005 at 09:47 AM
quote:
Originally posted by http://www.reuters.com/newsArticle.jhtml?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyID=7394525&src=rss/oddlyEnoughNews
PRAGUE (Reuters) - A Czech man is being taken to court after he hid in a restaurant washroom until the employees had left and then hooked up beer kegs directly to his mouth.
Cleaning staff found him drunk and lying on the floor of the bar at the restaurant in the city of Brno, about 200km (120 miles) east of Prague, the CTK news agency reported on Thursday.
"He had broken the door of the cooling mechanism ... and detached the hoses leading from the keg, squashed them in his mouth and literally filled himself up with beer," CTK quoted a police official as saying.
The man will be charged with damaging property because he caused 8,000 crown ($340) damage to the beer cooling box.
RE: This has to be Homer Simpson... by Purity on 01-23-2005 at 09:49 AM
haha!
RE: This has to be Homer Simpson... by user27089 on 01-23-2005 at 10:37 AM
that rox
After that much beer, I'm surprised he didn't get alcohol poisoning or something 
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RE: This has to be Homer Simpson... by Anubis on 01-23-2005 at 10:40 AM
And they have the cheek say that the UK has a bad binge drinking problem 
quote:Dude, he probably chucked a large amount of it up
Originally posted by traxor
After that much beer, I'm surprised he didn't get alcohol poisoning or something
RE: This has to be Homer Simpson... by user27089 on 01-23-2005 at 11:12 AM
quote:
Originally posted by Anubis
Dude, he probably chucked a large amount of it up
I suppose, but still, it was absorbed into the blood, and if you have over 300mg in your blood you'll die of alcohol poisoning
... My dads mates in prague
RE: This has to be Homer Simpson... by _Humphreys on 01-23-2005 at 12:18 PM
What makes people drink that much? It's just disgraceful. 
RE: This has to be Homer Simpson... by Wabz on 01-23-2005 at 05:36 PM
I like a drink. But if I ever was that desperate I think I'd see it was time to be giving up.
I think I've had alcohol poisioning a few times. Although I have quite an unusually high tollerance to alcohol. Its just the amount of liquid which makes me feel bloated normally
RE: This has to be Homer Simpson... by ayjay on 01-23-2005 at 09:09 PM
rofl, this is so funny. wouldn't they check the toilets before closing up though? :/
RE: This has to be Homer Simpson... by M73A on 01-23-2005 at 09:14 PM
lol
lucky man, mmmmm boooze
RE: This has to be Homer Simpson... by paperless on 01-23-2005 at 11:29 PM
that one roxorz what are jokes needed for? lets see a news website and start laughing
RE: This has to be Homer Simpson... by saralk on 01-23-2005 at 11:50 PM
just check the oddly enough section of reuters.
RE: This has to be Homer Simpson... by Pipish on 01-24-2005 at 12:52 AM
that is soo sad but very very funny
RE: This has to be Homer Simpson... by azn angel on 01-24-2005 at 10:16 AM
what a fool
RE: This has to be Homer Simpson... by andrey on 01-24-2005 at 06:22 PM
Here's another Homer, he robbed a doghnut shop 
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http://www.nola.com/news/t-p/metro/index.ssf?/bas...10637885390220.xml
RE: This has to be Homer Simpson... by Tasha on 01-28-2005 at 12:11 PM
What an idiot. Coulda killed himself. Still funny though.
RE: This has to be Homer Simpson... by John Anderton on 01-28-2005 at 01:59 PM
Ha homer simpson
That guy sure resembles homer 
Good thread title tho. i like the way homer sayz doh!
n i think from now on they'll check the restroom be4 closing down 
RE: This has to be Homer Simpson... by Edna Mode on 01-28-2005 at 02:01 PM
that laser one was weird
RE: This has to be Homer Simpson... by andrey on 01-28-2005 at 02:14 PM
quote:I know
Originally posted by Violet
that laser one was weird
RE: This has to be Homer Simpson... by ripdown on 01-28-2005 at 10:26 PM
you would think he would just take the kegs and go home...
RE: RE: This has to be Homer Simpson... by rav0 on 02-02-2005 at 06:50 AM
This has to be Nelson Muntz...
quote:
Originally posted by Skin Ticket