in this thread you should finish this sentance:

"You know its time to clean your room when..."


I'll start:

"...when you start playing 'find that smell'"

[EDIT:] Please NO Spaming

you dont want to go in it

...there is fish sticks on the walls.

You drop a small object on the floor and can't spot it among the pieces of food and dirt.

.. u fall asleep on a heap of junk cuz u dunno where the bed is

You can't walk from point A to point B without injuring yourself.

you can't  see any carpet/wood/tiles

...when you need to shove a path to bed

you try to open the door but it hits something before it's fully opened.

you have to move tons of stuff off the bed and onto the chair when you want to sleep, and move it back when you want to watch TV.

...when you can't identify half the things in it.

When you hear strange animal like noises comming from underneath your mess

u look but can't tell if u'r dog's still in it..

...when you haven't seen your sister in 4 days

when you have not trouble at all comming up with things for this

when this thread is all too real

when you can't locate your bed.

when you hear strange noises coming from the floor

you discover money you forgot you had because it was in an envelope buried under a pile of papers.

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Originally posted by Purity
when you can't locate your bed.

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quote:

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Originally posted by Pipish
When you hear strange animal like noises comming from underneath your mess

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Originally posted by WDZ
    quoteriginally posted by Pipish
    When you hear strange animal like noises comming from underneath your mess


That doesn't sound very realistic, unless you live in a dump. If you do hear animal noises, it might be time to move out of that room and set some traps or something...

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..when its dirty .

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Originally posted by traxor
..when its dirty .

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When the five years of complete wrestling tapes have took over it.

...mom's nagging becomes unbearable

lol another one of these threads.

well you know its dirty when you cant roll back on your chair to get out from under the desk .

it's happening right now.

When you can't seem to find your laptop anymore

when you step in and cant find your way out

when you live alone or with other messy friends (this means no gf/bf and no mother around)

when you find cans of food labeled *expires 2001

when your room look like mine

when you find a family of mice under your bed sheet

When you prefer going out in a rainy day so that you dont have to find path to walk in ur room... ...

when you must hire the worlds biggest vacum to clean it

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Originally posted by Edna Mode

when you must hire the worlds biggest vacum to clean it

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when your friends room who you commented was a mess, returns the favour

When the stale dregs in the bottom of stella artois bottles starts growing mould

when your room smells and you can't access it without wearing a biohazard suit .

...... When you cant remember what colour the carpet is, or if you even have one.

...... When you have a cd floor with a clothing carpet.

..... when you don't know where your bed is. 



EDIT:

..... when you dont know who is in your bed

.....when a friend drowns in the garbage

... it looks like this

woohoo google image search

when guests are coming over.

When you can throw your dirty cloths at the wall and they stick to it.

when you are going to buy a new bed and realize how hard it is going to be to take out the old one (real case)

THose two women come off of the television... you know "how clean is your house" or something?!.

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Originally posted by traxor
THose two women come off of the television... you know "how clean is your house" or something?!.

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when people wonder what the hell that thing on the ground is

when you notice you are sitting in a pizza

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Originally posted by ~INVASION~

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Originally posted by WDZ
    quoteriginally posted by Pipish
    When you hear strange animal like noises comming from underneath your mess


That doesn't sound very realistic, unless you live in a dump. If you do hear animal noises, it might be time to move out of that room and set some traps or something...

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when your on shoutbox.menthix.net at 1 A.M. on a skool night instead of in your bed

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...when you come home to find a failed health inspection notice on the door

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Originally posted by saralk
when guests are coming over.

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..when you know where all the dangerous objects are at night when you wake up and walk to the kitchen

...when your spidey sense tingles violently

when... hold on... it's never a good time to clean your room.. duh

when you start looking for something you lost, and find five things you didn't know you owned anymore.

when smoking weed, and smelling your room have the same effect!

When you go to bed, You have to move all the objects into your chair. And then when you sit in the chair, You move them all back onto the bed. (My situation currently)

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Originally posted by NoName
When you go to bed, You have to move all the objects into your chair. And then when you sit in the chair, You move them all back onto the bed. (My situation currently)

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Originally posted by WDZ
you have to move tons of stuff off the bed and onto the chair when you want to sleep, and move it back when you want to watch TV.

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when "WDZ" has to quote himslelf about cleaning a room.

when the corner where your xbox is. is full of videos, dvds, cds, games, a beanbag, several books and a load of wires...

When G.W. storms in and tells you he has found weapons of mass destruction

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Originally posted by siebe
When G.W. storms in and tells you he has found weapons of mass destruction

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when you sleep in the living room

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Originally posted by FrozernFire
when you sleep in the living room

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you find FINAL NOTICE mail for you bills

..when you find a snake under your bed

..when u open the door to ur room and mold falls on u

when your mold has mold growing on it

when the ground is green because of all the plants that grew there

...when your bed leaves you.

When you wake up and you just slip on a random pair of pants off the ground. And it turns out you haven't worn them for a month (Also, my current case)

when there are more dishes in your room then in your kitchen

[hehe, this thread is getting good]

when you are reading this thread instead of cleaning your room

when you think that clothes pile isnt modern nor vanguardist anymore

when your not to lazy to actually clean it...i am so my rooms a mess

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Originally posted by NoName
When you go to bed, You have to move all the objects into your chair. And then when you sit in the chair, You move them all back onto the bed. (My situation currently)

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..when u wake up and u cant breathe anymore and notice there are rats haveing a slumber party on ur stomach..

lmao, some of these are rediculus, others are clever, keep it up

when the once flat floor has warped under the weight of the clothes

every step you take causes somehting on the floor to break

when you find clothes on the floor that you never picked up that are now 4 sizez to small

when you find an old friend you havent seeing in a while under all the junk

when something grabs your foot!(true story)

when you need to call your phone to find it

when WDZ is coding under your bed

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Originally posted by ~INVASION~
when WDZ is coding under your bed

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when you find your long lost father under your bed

when the things under your bed become more educated then you!

..when u discover u have a computer with windows version 1.01 under ur bed

whats with all the under the bed isnt that where the monsters live?

o ya wdz is under their   ok ill shutup now


When pirates come looking in it for treasure........ Im running out of ideas

When you through a Kleenex on the 50 foot heap, the floor gives out and your whole bedroom falls into your basement.

when everything in this thread relates to your room

..you realize u have ur cat guts on the window as it tried to escape the room but the window was in the way..

lol *meow* *hop* *splat*

When you find clothes from 15 years ago that are way to small and have stains on them.....

when u start to smell like it..

...damn this forum's still going?

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Originally posted by SikStyles
..you realize u have ur cat guts on the window as it tried to escape the room but the window was in the way..

lol *meow* *hop* *splat*

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when the junk is past waist high

yeah this thread is still going, and i how it keeps going till we run out of ideas

when u have steve irwin coming in looking for wildlife...

..... Cant find where are the books u kept
                            /OR/
..... Cant find where you kept your glasses last nite (Dont worry i dont have these probs )

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Originally posted by John Anderton
(Dont worry i dont have these probs )

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when the smell of the rubbish start to make the wallpaper peel off the walls...

when the crunching when you walk gets so loud that it wakes everyone up

when your girlfriend leaves you with "your room sucks!" as an excuse...

when a homeless person would rather live in a box in the street than live in your room

After reading M_E's idea .....
when ur u bring ur gf to ur house to spend some personal time with her and find no place to sit

whats a clean room?

and how do i get one?

when you find a can that looks like this



i actually found that in my room today!

When you need a diving suit to reach your desk.

When you wake up in the morning and cant find the door

when Steven Spielberg is in it recording Jurrasic Parc 4

when the whole city thinks a new ilegal dump just appeared

when any small creature that comes within 50 ft dies mysteriously

When you have to climb to your bed...

When most things in it dont even belong to you

..when a nuclear reaction occurs

"You know its time to clean your room when..."
... when u dont have room....

and for me i alway clean my room wen its already clean...

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Originally posted by SikStyles
..when a nuclear reaction occurs

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when dust mites set up camp

lmao these are getting good

hmmm

when the windows change colour from the odor

when its so messy you cant clean it

when its cheaper and easyer to buy a new room

[EDIT] no wait...

..when u see in the newspaper that new Bermuda Triangle has been found in ones room

when your arrested by homeland security for having biological materials

when your girlfriend says "no sex untill its clean!"

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Originally posted by NiteMare
when your girlfriend says "no sex untill its clean!"

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wow, i've never made a thread so popular, hmm


...when your bedroom shows up on the green peace todo list

these are one's I've experienced in my  friends room:

You can't see the floor,
you mistake the paper/clothes/marbles/empty food wrappers for a real carpet
When you can't put you foot on the floor without treading on something

when you find your twin brother in it which you never knew you had.

when you find your teddy bear from when you were 3 years old

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Originally posted by tomfletcherman
these are one's I've experienced in my  friends room:

You can't see the floor,
you mistake the paper/clothes/marbles/empty food wrappers for a real carpet
When you can't put you foot on the floor without treading on something

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u find somthing under  apile of crap just after buying  a replacment

When you're sat all alone and an illegal imigrant suddenly surfaces for air

I resent your "coment" lee

when you have the most posts in this thread

When the candy wrappers become your blanket.

when cleaning your room will require renting a full sized garbage truck, and making 2 trips

When greenpeace shows up protesting about its effects on the enviroment

When your carpet is nice and soft...... then you realise you dont have carpet

when there's stuff hanging from the ceiling...

...when you need a metal detector to find your watch

you need to use grease to grease gaps in your junk to get through it..

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Originally posted by jren207
when there's stuff hanging from the ceiling...

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Originally posted by Z_Joanna_ZZZ




when u no longer can see the ceiling

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When the ceilings so sticky you can mistake it for the floor and walk on it

When your ceiling and walls have wrappers instead of wallpaper ...

When you can still reply to this thread after 140 replys

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Originally posted by Madman
When you can still reply to this thread after 140 replys

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Originally posted by jren207

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Originally posted by Madman
When you can still reply to this thread after 140 replys

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because you're trapped in your junk cave of a room and the emergency services have been cutting through it for those 140 replys

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and you're also using a mound of junk to sit on because you've lost your computer chair....

when you can use this thread to make a cheacklist of things to clean and reasons why, all applying to you

when you buy some containers and shelves to help organize your room, but there's nowhere to put them.

What a dilemma this is...

when it gets dirty...

when atownjoe comes out of the clothes floor

When it takes you 10+ minutes each morning to locate your books for school, and maybe another 5 minutes to locate your backpack

when instead of looking for your books and backpack... you find yourself looking for your carpet

when u'r window is covered with so much junk u cant tell if its day or nite

3 more posts and i have 100

When your lampshade is being used as a clothes rack...

when you escape from the tight grip and gravitational presure of everything colapsing on you from the heap of everything in your and come to the forums to see wats new...and this thread is still here

you accidently hit the print button and it prints this thread and the paper keeps flying out of the printer.... all 16 pages of it...

, another 60 posts or so in here and i'll be happy

...when all the junk in your room collapes in on its self to form a worm hole in to patchou's room

when you want to play a cd, but cant find the cd player under all the junk

when your floor looks like this:

when the rubbish truck comes to pick up the trash in your bin, but instead drops all the trash in your room after mistaking it for the rubbish tip

when u'r desk looks like this and u'r too embarassed to show the rest of u'r room:

when the floor starts to swallow you, but you notice its not the floor swallowing you, its the garbage

when you need bio-hazard suits, just to sleep at night

when you always wake up covered with wierd alien jello...

Edit:
when you have wierd things growing out of your back because of the radiation...

when you find your mum in it two weeks after she said she would clean your room...

when the whole world starts to collapse and your mother ain't yellin' at ya

when it's too cold because you can't see your radiators anymore.

when you lose your phone and its NOT cordless

when ur rubbish starts to evolve and devour the other rubbish

When your room becomes a full-size ant farm.

when you find candy wrappers from candy that hasn't been made in years

when you find a new blanket in your room but it's really loads of spiders webs strung together

running out of ideas guys?

when you have more then 150 pop cans in your room(current situation)

when you have plants growing and they aren't ones you've put in your room yourself.

when you're about to die and you're writing your testament that includes your house

when your mother threatens to show your girlfriend your baby pictures, including the one of you naked on the bear skin rug EDIT: if you don't clean it

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Originally posted by NiteMare

when your mother threatens to show your girlfriend your baby pictures, including the one of you naked on the bear skin rug

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Maybe it was missing "...if you don't clean it" at the end

..when deformed chicken's hatch..

and when the hatched deformed chikens somehow manage to stay alive and grow up and have their own deformed chickens

when the police break in on a drug bust because of the odd clouds caused by the landfill ( AKA the room)

you get into bed and your bed is a few ft. from the ground with junk under it.

when you need to shower every time you leave your room

When, in the morning, when you wake up and head towards the shower...You trip on an 23 ft ethernet cable. This cable has also gotten wrapped around the chair that is currently holding all your garbage that you move from place to place when you need it. So of course, all the garbage falls off, and a new trash pile is to be started.(Current situation)

when you walk along and there's tomato sauce on your feet and you realise that your floor is lined with pizzas....

When you need to find something, first place you check, is under your bed.

when there really is a monster under your bed(mutation from junk)

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Originally posted by NiteMare
when you need to shower every time you leave your room

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When your mom promises to get you the coolest Alienware if you clean your room.

when you have spyware in your room because it's so unclean that there's nothing in real life left to fill up your rooooom

when the bed is 3 feet from the computer, BUT it takes you about 3 trips around the room and 25 minutes to get from one to the other

when your bed hangs from the ceiling fan just so you have room to put everything

you have to build a train network to get around it

you cant take a step without breaking something

when you need to listen to the traffic report made especially for your room so you know what the junky traffic is like...?

LOL! 20 Pages how nice huh!

i'm hoping we can get about 20 more replys,

whenthe smell gets so thick that you can start to see a haze over your floor

when theres a sign on the door saying, "after exiting room, wash yourself thourighly"

Haha, when your finding bugs in your bed. (Used to all the time when I had a bird in my room)

when your gf sez tonights the night

You know its time to clean your room when....
... even the rats are dying

when the fleas on the rats are dieing

when YOU are dieing

wait, then how would you clean it, i guess you don't want to wait till that

..when u walk out ur room and discover its year 3000

when you walk out of your room and you dont see the rest of your house.

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Originally posted by Hobbes
when you walk out of your room and you dont see the rest of your house.

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when you need to give your visiting guests maps for your room

when you need to hire police dogs to FIND those visiting guests

when you discover, with help from police dogs that, they are stuck in a hidden space that is made from pizza boxes...

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Originally posted by jren207
when you discover, with help from police dogs that, they are stuck in a hidden space that is made from pizza boxes...

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When you're constantly sneezing because of the amount of dust thats on the shelves...

you need to sleep upside down hanging from a rail because you lost your bed.

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Originally posted by jren207

you need to sleep upside down hanging from a rail because you lost your bed.

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When your best friend decides to sleep outside, rather than in your room

when you have to bribe or blackmail your neighbours who live in the semi-detached house nextdoor to move so you can move in and knock the middle wall down

When your 'clean freak of a mother' won't even clean your room because of the state it's in...

when you have to burn stuff to get rid of it?

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Originally posted by jren207

when you have to burn stuff to get rid of it?

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When you prefer to sleep in the ceiling in rainy days

and you are drowned in those ashes after a freak ash accident when you where deciding where to put the ashes and the ashes just ... jumped... on top of ... you..

when the government declares the zone uninhabitable

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Originally posted by jren207
and you are drowned in those ashes after a freak ash accident when you where deciding where to put the ashes and the ashes just ... jumped... on top of ... you..

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quote:

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Originally posted by NiteMare

quote:

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Originally posted by jren207

when you have to burn stuff to get rid of it?

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when theres no where to put the ashes from the burned things

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why would the ashes jump on you?

when the post office give your junk its own postal code

when you get arrested for Bio Terrorism

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Originally posted by NiteMare
why would the ashes jump on you?

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when you discover old CDs from your old boy band fetishes

when you find that five dollars you owed your friend 5 years ago

when you realise that all the money you've dropped and lost in your room equates to $100,000

when you find out your girlfriend is a neat freak

when you wanna sleep with  nitemares neat freak girlfriend

when NASA orbits satelites around it for research

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Originally posted by squall_leonhart69r
when you wanna sleep with  nitemares neat freak girlfriend

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lol good one calvin

when aliens visit thinking they have actually returned hom

when they start taping the send money to the poor people in africa videos in your room

when you neighbours protest for human rights

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Originally posted by Saint
when they start taping the send money to the poor people in africa videos in your room

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when you here people screaming for help but you can't find them

when there's a cat that lives in your room that was pregnant, but when it has its kittens you cant find them under the junk

i gotta good one

when bacteria starts fighting epic battles under your bed and you can hear them as they die and thier swords clash together

lmao, that is good

...when your room wins as a "science progect"

too bad i only think of something good every 7 yrs

now im screwed for the next 7 just great



when you could turn your room into a server housing with all the computer parts you have

when you need to shove corks up your nostrils to stop you smelling the smell of your room

when the paint starts to peal

when you find patchou trying to find his way to a pc

lmao, i was wondering when patchou would be brought in to this

when the view of the TV is blocked by mt. junkmore

when the neighbours move house coz of the smell.

when the city pays YOU for THEM to clean it out

when you live in England and Australians put pegs on there noses to stop the smell

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Originally posted by Tasha
when you live in England and Australians put pegs on there noses to stop the smell

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when Stigmata's space boots appear on Tasha's feet...

when you hear misterious music playing liek your on a horror movie and then you find mickey mouse screwing pluto

when you think a square box is your computer

when you go to crazy to clean your room

when your mum runs screaming down the street coz of the mess

when u cant open your eyes..

when your so hungry you start eating your dirty underwear

when you are so crazy from the mess you will do anything to get to eat stigs space boots

when all you can see is dirty underware

when your so desperat you start wearing stigs dirty underwear to stay warm at night

when you sit in the dirty corner with tin foil over ur head coz ur paranoid and are sure the aliens are coming to get you.

when aliens feel sorry for you and DO come and get you

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Originally posted by NiteMare
when the paint starts to peal

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when the aliens come to get you coz they LIKE the smell

then they take the mess with you and your left with a clean room

when they make you eat the mess

when you go suicide because the crazy aliens are trying to make you eat the mess

when you wonder why dylan likes this game

when its so bad its actually not that bad so dylan cn sit on th forums and play fun games

when dylans avatar looks squished

(oh wait, it IS squished )

when youve been cleaning for 5 days straight and you cant see a diference so you make squished avatars

when you see that evil face in the corner of ur room and think its dylan

when you do find dylan and wished you'd cleaned your room a log time ago

when you puke over that picture

when your to bored and spam up this thread

when you think Dylan needs to do something else (like celebrate his 108 posts)

when you break down and start crying so loud that the firefighters come and clean it for you


(dylan celebrated with tasha)

when ur loud crying makes the planet explode

then there is no mess and this thread dies as fast as the world exploded

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Originally posted by ~!dylan!~
then there is no mess and this thread dies as fast as the world exploded

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they both xploded

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Originally posted by ~!dylan!~
they both xploded

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yes i do!...um...i just cant say it its confidential


when the multi million$ man pays multi millions to get rid of teh smell(he lives acroos the world)

when the devil and angel join forces in an attempt to clean the mess

(no offense meant to anyone religious by the devil/angel part)

when batman and superman cant even clean it

when your coffee smells like old sock

when your coffee turns into old sock

rofl

When your room gets filled with nuclear waste coz they think its the garbage dump

then you sell the nuclear waste to terroristes for lots of money so you can buy new computers to makeup for the ones that get lost

when you find a monkey you were sure wasnt there before....

when the mokey you found eats some nuclear waste and turns into tasha and then they keep clonning and the whole world goes crazy!

when Tasha mutates into Dylan and Dylan eats you because you smell

and dylan also eats the mess because it smells bad to?

when Dylan should stop questioning her posts

and tasha should start questionning my posts?

ok?

when dylans sig looks like nuclear waste

when you start goign crazy and calling peoples sigs ugly?

when dylan won't stop questioning her posts?

my rooms mostly always a mess anyways, my cats ruin it lol they really do ( i have 4 of them ) and always wanting to jump at my fish grrrr

what does that have to do about when you have to clean yoru room?

HOLY SHIT, you guys have been busy,

when you have nothing better to do then post in this thread

when you realise that this thread has offically become lame and must stop.

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Originally posted by NiteMare
HOLY SHIT, you guys have been busy,

when you have nothing better to do then post in this thread

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when you have to start offloading your junk onto other planets

This thread has gone on long enough, hasn't it? Cookie says people are probably just using it to increase their post counts now, and I agree, so I'm gonna close it.