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Man charged with having sex with a cow.... by Purity on 02-27-2005 at 06:34 AM

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Man Charged With Having Sex With Cow
A man has been charged with unlawful sex with an animal after he told police how he used to visit a farm after frequenting nearby strip clubs. The farm owners had installed motion detecting cameras after noticing footprints on their land.

Harold G. Hart admitted to visiting the farm on over 50 occasions and tying ropes around the heiffers necks to subdue them prior to commencing his bovine lovemaking experience. He stressed that he never did it while seeing his girlfriend or wife.

The 63 year old Neillsville man faces additional charges of disorderly conduct and two of obstructing an officer. He could receive up to nine months in jail for each offence.

Now this is funked up, some people are just too desprate. :dodgy:

RE: Man charged with having sex with a cow.... by dylan! on 02-27-2005 at 06:35 AM

thats gross...YOUR ALL SHIT!...this world is a fucked up world...

RE: Man charged with having sex with a cow.... by SikStyles on 02-27-2005 at 06:37 AM

damn thats messed up yo...
why, doesnt he get enuf ass at home so he has to satisfy himself on cows..thats just nasty..noone wants to deal wth him anymore

RE: Man charged with having sex with a cow.... by Joa on 02-27-2005 at 06:40 AM

EEEeew! thats so sick. nasty!!

RE: Man charged with having sex with a cow.... by lopardo on 02-27-2005 at 06:47 AM

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Originally posted by Purity
(...) prior to commencing his bovine lovemaking experience

RE: Man charged with having sex with a cow.... by :No-Frost: on 02-27-2005 at 06:47 AM

Damn... I wonder...What was thinking the cow???xD

Now really... this old man is really fucked up...

RE: Man charged with having sex with a cow.... by -dt- on 02-27-2005 at 06:51 AM

=/ thats really messed

RE: Man charged with having sex with a cow.... by ~INVASION~ on 02-27-2005 at 06:54 AM

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha omg that is the funniest thing i have heard all week. :lol: :lol: .What was that guy thinking :lol: . 9 months each time he said he did it 50 times :lol:

RE: Man charged with having sex with a cow.... by L. Coyote on 02-27-2005 at 07:24 AM

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Originally posted by lopardo

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Originally posted by Purity
(...) prior to commencing his bovine lovemaking experience

That's something I found funny too.

Cow: O_o!!!

RE: Man charged with having sex with a cow.... by blackjack on 02-27-2005 at 07:28 AM

All can i say is.. WTF was he thinking :lol:

RE: Man charged with having sex with a cow.... by J.J on 02-27-2005 at 08:37 AM

Some people are sick...oh man...63 years old!!!, he must have some screws loose in his head...this has just grossed me out

RE: Man charged with having sex with a cow.... by John Anderton on 02-27-2005 at 08:50 AM

Thats gross. Ppl getting to desprate now a dayz :dodgy:
Ewwwwwwwww ........

RE: Man charged with having sex with a cow.... by ayjay on 02-27-2005 at 09:52 AM

What a lovely thread

[Image: cow.gif]

RE: Man charged with having sex with a cow.... by ~INVASION~ on 02-27-2005 at 10:06 AM

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Originally posted by ajd
What a lovely thread

i bet thats the exact expression they had

RE: Man charged with having sex with a cow.... by John Anderton on 02-27-2005 at 10:17 AM

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Originally posted by ajd
What a lovely thread

Thats funny on so many levels :lol:

RE: Man charged with having sex with a cow.... by FrozernFire on 02-27-2005 at 01:53 PM

i wonder what the cos was thinking

RE: Man charged with having sex with a cow.... by TheGeek on 02-27-2005 at 02:05 PM

Reminds me of this:
[Image: holeofpleasure.jpg]

RE: Man charged with having sex with a cow.... by King For A Day on 02-27-2005 at 04:12 PM

i cabt get these people, i read in loaded yesterday thata woman was charged for filming her dog licking her out

RE: Man charged with having sex with a cow.... by TheGeek on 02-27-2005 at 04:22 PM

poor dog...

RE: Man charged with having sex with a cow.... by Ginger on 02-28-2005 at 01:16 AM

So
Fucking
Wrong.

Must have been a desperate old lonley man with a fucked up mind

RE: RE: Man charged with having sex with a cow.... by SikStyles on 02-28-2005 at 02:35 AM

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Originally posted by ajd
What a lovely thread

that might be the look on the cows face when the 63 year old stuck it in
*brrr*

i mean how can he come up with an idea that he wants to fuck a damn cow...thats just weird

RE: Man charged with having sex with a cow.... by Joa on 02-28-2005 at 03:09 AM

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Originally posted by SikStyles
i mean how can he come up with an idea that he wants to fuck a damn cow...thats just weird

weird and wrong on too many levels

RE: Man charged with having sex with a cow.... by L. Coyote on 02-28-2005 at 03:11 AM

I feel like fking a cat. :refuck:

RE: Man charged with having sex with a cow.... by Ahmad on 02-28-2005 at 03:15 AM

It must of been love :throwup:

RE: Man charged with having sex with a cow.... by Pipish on 02-28-2005 at 04:21 AM

That is just so extremeley wrong and funny :lol:

RE: Man charged with having sex with a cow.... by dotNorma on 02-28-2005 at 04:42 AM

I thought it said having sex with a crow :-/

RE: Man charged with having sex with a cow.... by nemo on 02-28-2005 at 06:18 AM

Hot stuff, I'd hit it.

RE: Man charged with having sex with a cow.... by Hank on 02-28-2005 at 06:48 AM

one sick Moron,, an at the age of in his 60's .. why didnt he just go to a brothel/.. fuk some people r sick

RE: Man charged with having sex with a cow.... by paperless on 02-28-2005 at 07:47 AM

LoL did the cow say Moo!?

That must be disgusting having sex with a cow..never!

:lol:

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Originally posted by TheGeek
poor dog...

erm..

RE: Man charged with having sex with a cow.... by user27089 on 02-28-2005 at 08:18 AM

thats messed up, but people have feelings for animals and stuff, however dodgy it may sound... :rolleyes: ...

pretty disgusing, cruelty to animals is really lame...

RE: RE: Man charged with having sex with a cow.... by TheGeek on 02-28-2005 at 06:42 PM

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Originally posted by paperless
LoL did the cow say Moo!?

That must be disgusting having sex with a cow..never!

quote:
Originally posted by TheGeek
poor dog...

erm..

If she was a hot girl, it wouldn't be a dog to lick her, but a man. Right?

RE: Man charged with having sex with a cow.... by Belleza Fria on 02-28-2005 at 10:42 PM

Unbelievable!!!!!!!!!!!!

RE: Man charged with having sex with a cow.... by jren207 on 03-02-2005 at 11:22 PM

URGH

Why doesn't he just :pound: instead... 8-)

RE: Man charged with having sex with a cow.... by TheGeek on 03-03-2005 at 06:02 PM

lol! And if he's not satisfied he can buy some "tools"

RE: RE: Man charged with having sex with a cow.... by flame_head1313 on 03-17-2005 at 12:30 AM

who thinks someone would be so messed up in the head like WHO THE HELL WOULD SCREW A COW OTHER THEN THIS GUY

RE: Man charged with having sex with a cow.... by squall_leonhart69r on 03-17-2005 at 12:16 PM

pls people

stop this sick crap out

joas so freaked out about it shes talking about becoming a lesbian