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Condom joke! by matty on 03-30-2005 at 07:31 PM
A sixty year old man walks into a big drug store and walks up to the
girl at checkout #3. He asks her, "Do you guys have condoms here?" She
says "Sure. What size are you?" "I don't know" he replies. "Well, just
let me check" the cashier says. She unzips his pants, takes a feel, and
then she says over the intercom, "EXTRA LARGE CONDOMS TO AISLE 3 PLEASE.
EXTRA LARGE CONDOMS TO AISLE 3." They bring the condoms and the man pays
for them and leaves.
Then, a thirty year old man walks into the store and up to checkout #3.
He asks the girl, "Do you sell condoms here?" The cashier replies,
"Sure, but what size do you need?" He says "Well, I don't know." She
says "Just let me check here." She unzips his pants, takes a couple of
tugs and then says over the intercom, "LARGE CONDOMS TO AISLE 3 PLEASE.
LARGE CONDOMS TO AISLE 3." They bring the condoms and the man pays for
them and leaves.
Seeing this, a fifteen year old boy who hopes to get lucky goes up to
the girl at checkout #3 and asks sheepishly, "Um, ah, do you guys sell
any condoms here?" "Yep" she says. "What size do you need?" "I don't
know" he says. She unzips his zipper for a feel, pauses and says over
the intercom, "CLEAN UP IN AISLE 3 PLEASE. CLEAN UP IN AISLE 3."
RE: Condom joke! by John Anderton on 03-30-2005 at 07:36 PM
Good one 
Thats funny
On her had .... 
But funny none the less 
RE: Condom joke! by frack on 03-30-2005 at 08:00 PM
hehehe
RE: Condom joke! by Anubis on 03-30-2005 at 08:03 PM
. I've heard it before, still in real life she'd be so fired, lol
RE: Condom joke! by .Roy on 03-30-2005 at 08:06 PM
i dont get it, What do they mean when they sea clean up on aisle 4? Is it sperm?
RE: Condom joke! by Anubis on 03-30-2005 at 08:06 PM
quote:Short Answer: Yes!
Originally posted by Hobbes
i dont get it, What do they mean when they sea clean up on aisle 4? Is it sperm?
RE: Condom joke! by Rik on 03-30-2005 at 08:20 PM
Really god joke!
RE: Condom joke! by Val on 03-30-2005 at 08:30 PM
Lol they should do that in just for laughs then that would really be funny
RE: Condom joke! by user27089 on 03-30-2005 at 08:36 PM
hahaha, I love that thingy.
RE: Condom joke! by Steven on 03-30-2005 at 08:47 PM
Did you make that up?
RE: Condom joke! by Naruto on 03-30-2005 at 08:51 PM
lol pretty funny
RE: Condom joke! by King For A Day on 03-30-2005 at 08:55 PM
quote:
Originally posted by steven5678
Did you make that up?
i dont think anybody can claim that they made up a joke, cos there will be so many versions around, but ya its good
RE: Condom joke! by Val on 03-30-2005 at 09:01 PM
quote:
Originally posted by King For A Day
quote:
Originally posted by steven5678
Did you make that up?
i dont think anybody can claim that they made up a joke, cos there will be so many versions around, but ya its good
Yep thats true becouse even if you make it up theres always so spooiled kid who takes your idea gets his fake friends and says he made it up ........ well thats wat happens in my school
RE: Condom joke! by Naruto on 03-30-2005 at 09:04 PM
quote:it heppends everywhere dude...
Originally posted by val3006
quote:
Originally posted by King For A Day
quote:
Originally posted by steven5678
Did you make that up?
i dont think anybody can claim that they made up a joke, cos there will be so many versions around, but ya its good
Yep thats true becouse even if you make it up theres always so spooiled kid who takes your idea gets his fake friends and says he made it up ........ well thats wat happens in my school
RE: Condom joke! by Steven on 03-30-2005 at 09:06 PM
what if its a true story?
RE: Condom joke! by Val on 03-30-2005 at 09:09 PM
quote:
Originally posted by steven5678
what if its a true story?
LoL yeah that would be good but im telling you just for laughs gags
RE: Condom joke! by Steven on 03-30-2005 at 09:09 PM
maby mad tv?
RE: Condom joke! by Naruto on 03-30-2005 at 09:14 PM
quote:WTF... r u serious?
Originally posted by steven5678
what if its a true story?
RE: Condom joke! by Steven on 03-30-2005 at 09:19 PM
ye
RE: Condom joke! by Shezi on 03-30-2005 at 09:44 PM
Interesting.. wats the address of the StoRe......
RE: Condom joke! by albert on 03-30-2005 at 09:53 PM
loll funnyy
RE: Condom joke! by J.J on 03-31-2005 at 06:01 AM
very funny
RE: Condom joke! by .Roy on 03-31-2005 at 07:11 AM
* .Roy gos to the store and gos to the check out lady.
Its really funny. Kinda hard to understand thoguh
RE: Condom joke! by ~INVASION~ on 03-31-2005 at 07:23 AM
TRAXOR just turned 15 i bet it was him
RE: Condom joke! by J.J on 03-31-2005 at 07:30 AM
quote:
Originally posted by ~INVASION~
TRAXOR just turned 15 i bet it was him
rofl!!
RE: Condom joke! by Eljay on 03-31-2005 at 07:32 AM
quote:
Originally posted by ~INVASION~
TRAXOR just turned 15 i bet it was him
great joke
RE: Condom joke! by Purity on 03-31-2005 at 08:11 AM
lol
I've never heard it before...but it's hilarious...
RE: Condom joke! by aNILEator on 03-31-2005 at 04:39 PM
how old is hobbes anywaY?
becasue i doubt he is the 1 year old he claims to be
RE: Condom joke! by Eljay on 03-31-2005 at 04:48 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Fukafly
how old is hobbes anywaY?
becasue i doubt he is the 1 year old he claims to be
i think his age isnt too far from that.....
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RE: Condom joke! by aNILEator on 04-01-2005 at 03:53 PM
HOBBES GET YOUR CHILD LIKE ASS IN HERE AND PROCLIAM YOUR AGE
hehehe he found the joke hard to understand and was calling it the sperms
RE: Condom joke! by user44571 on 04-01-2005 at 03:56 PM
hobbes is turning 14 this year