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when a girl farts.... by gisteren on 03-07-2003 at 10:14 PM

what do u feel or how do u feel and what do u think of it when a girl near u farts out loud?? :undecided:


RE: when a girl farts.... by Wabz on 03-07-2003 at 10:24 PM

I feel love theres nothing better than a dirty girl


RE: when a girl farts.... by sock on 03-07-2003 at 10:32 PM

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A response to the post below: Your avatar far... I mean speaks for itself.:refuck:

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RE: RE: when a girl farts.... by gisteren on 03-07-2003 at 10:38 PM

quote:
Originally posted by wabz
I feel love theres nothing better than a dirty girl

:o

call me a sexist but i think if a guy does it its not too bad...
but if a girl does it, its disgusting :s

RE: when a girl farts.... by Web_Master on 03-07-2003 at 10:46 PM

i think its hilarious :D it makes me n friends laugh for days on end when its a big juicy one


RE: RE: RE: when a girl farts.... by Wabz on 03-07-2003 at 10:53 PM

quote:
Originally posted by gisteren
quote:
Originally posted by wabz
I feel love theres nothing better than a dirty girl

:o

call me a sexist but i think if a guy does it its not too bad...
but if a girl does it, its disgusting :s



LOL it's a shame coz girls who aint bothered bout this thing are usually the dirtier ones when ya get down to the dirty (A)
RE: RE: RE: RE: when a girl farts.... by WDZ on 03-08-2003 at 12:22 AM

quote:
Originally posted by gisteren
call me a sexist but i think if a guy does it its not too bad...
but if a girl does it, its disgusting :s

I agree.

quote:
Originally posted by Web_Master
i think its hilarious :D it makes me n friends laugh for days on end when its a big juicy one

:shocked: :throwup:

quote:
Originally posted by wabz
LOL it's a shame coz girls who aint bothered bout this thing are usually the dirtier ones when ya get down to the dirty (A)

* WDZ wouldn't want to be anywhere near a girl who farts in front of people... :tongue:

The whole farting in front of people thing is just immature, in my opinion...
RE: when a girl farts.... by 2Pac on 03-08-2003 at 12:37 AM

geez guys what kind of stupid threads are these :refuck: anyways it is pretty disgusting if a girl farts out loud, because we guys are supposed to be the dirty ones :refuck:


RE: when a girl farts.... by Muss on 03-08-2003 at 12:50 AM

:blah!:

What a dodgy thread

Some of the answers in here are rotten :dodgy:


Anyway, if they cock up their leg and let rip, :thorwup:

If it is loud :throwup:

If it is a quiet one (Y)(N)

If it smells :throwup:


SO pretty much, :throwup: also depends on how good friends we are, and how they look :pound:


RE: when a girl farts.... by shine on 03-08-2003 at 04:32 AM

:rolleyes: There are guys who love it ?  :huh:

:throwup:


RE: when a girl farts.... by bellaitalia69 on 03-08-2003 at 04:42 AM

lol well i am a girl and i don't fart in public lol... but guys my god they'll fart anywhere they go..good god men get a grip LOL


RE: when a girl farts.... by shine on 03-08-2003 at 04:47 AM

But do you like guys doing it in public?.



Ps.  I know a guy who can hum a tune of song with that stuff :lol:


RE: when a girl farts.... by bellaitalia69 on 03-08-2003 at 04:58 AM

like y wood anyone like anyone farting in public. No matter what gender they are it's still disgusting...who started this post anyway?


RE: when a girl farts.... by Muss on 03-08-2003 at 08:00 AM

It has nothign to do with it being in public.

As a guy, I will let rip if there are other guys around just for the hell of it.

Great line after a silent one "ANyone else smell KFC?" :lol:


If there are chicks around I don't, just because :undecided:


RE: when a girl farts.... by gisteren on 03-08-2003 at 10:50 AM

exactly :grin:


RE: when a girl farts.... by reisyboy on 03-08-2003 at 03:55 PM

quote:
Originally posted by gisteren
what do u feel or how do u feel and what do u think of it when a girl near u farts out loud?? :undecided:


Only u wud make this topic lol


Erm well i think its funny they usually get all :$ and then u can give them a ({):)
RE: RE: when a girl farts.... by Chrono on 03-08-2003 at 09:57 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Muss
:blah!:

What a dodgy thread

Some of the answers in here are rotten :dodgy:


Anyway, if they cock up their leg and let rip, :thorwup:

If it is loud :throwup:

If it is a quiet one (Y)(N)

If it smells :throwup:


SO pretty much, :throwup: also depends on how good friends we are, and how they look :pound:


* Chrono completely agrees :grin:
RE: when a girl farts.... by Web_Master on 03-08-2003 at 10:03 PM

if its loud its the most funny though especially if its in a moviue or what not.

and silent ones are funny also cause no one knows who it is.

but u can always move away, if not thats when it is :throwup:


RE: RE: when a girl farts.... by gisteren on 03-08-2003 at 10:57 PM

quote:
Originally posted by reisyboy
Only u wud make this topic lol


:grin: thx Rb....
i take it as a compliment :lol:
RE: RE: RE: when a girl farts.... by Guido on 03-09-2003 at 07:47 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Muss
:blah!:

What a dodgy thread

Some of the answers in here are rotten :dodgy:


Anyway, if they cock up their leg and let rip, :thorwup:

If it is loud :throwup:

If it is a quiet one (Y)(N)

If it smells :throwup:


SO pretty much, :throwup: also depends on how good friends we are, and how they look :pound:


* Guido completely agrees :grin:
RE: RE: when a girl farts.... by Scorpion on 03-09-2003 at 08:49 PM

hahaha  u guys are too funny :lol:

i'd never fart in front of a guy... unless maybe him and me were really good friends... and i was wasted or sumthin!

quote:
Originally posted by reisyboy
Erm well i think its funny they usually get all :$ and then u can give them a ({):)


you'd hug a girl after she farts? :|
RE: RE: RE: when a girl farts.... by beowulf on 03-09-2003 at 08:55 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Scorpion

quote:
Originally posted by reisyboy
Erm well i think its funny they usually get all :$ and then u can give them a ({):)


you'd hug a girl after she farts? :|


:lol: :lol: :lol:

That's what I was thinking when I first read that.
RE: when a girl farts.... by bellaitalia69 on 03-09-2003 at 09:40 PM

lol someone farts and you hug them...riiight.....let the smell flow to ur nose


RE: when a girl farts.... by WDZ on 03-10-2003 at 02:53 AM

He will use any reason he can to get his hands on a girl... :refuck:


RE: when a girl farts.... by kyoko on 03-10-2003 at 03:05 AM

farting is sooo embarassing in public.. not like ive actaully ever done it out loud deliberately to break silence or anything :P...
Fat Bastard (Austin Powers Goldmember) - "Everybody loves their own brand (starts fanning his fart at himself )" :P but seriously if I were to fart.. I would never be crazy enough to fart in front of people or in public becuz
1. its sick
2. most girlz.. dat *ahem* ive "seen" and "heard" in public fart and seem like they didnt do it look like men for some reason ?? :P


RE: when a girl farts.... by Fos+Er on 03-10-2003 at 06:20 AM

what a strange thread:S
Meh, w/e floats ur boat ppl!

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

I completley agree w/ u ppl tho... h/o its always funny when a girl farts near u, when u are the only person around, and they still deny it when u know it wasnt u!

So in closing, farting is a smelly but important bodily function. H/o do us all a favor, no matter what ur gender, and love ur own brand all u want, jus dun look 2 me 2 hug u afterwards. Especially if u just ate eggs;)


RE: RE: RE: RE: when a girl farts.... by D:Frag on 03-10-2003 at 08:29 AM

quote:
Originally posted by wabz
quote:
Originally posted by gisteren
quote:
Originally posted by wabz
I feel love theres nothing better than a dirty girl

:o

call me a sexist but i think if a guy does it its not too bad...
but if a girl does it, its disgusting :s



LOL it's a shame coz girls who aint bothered bout this thing are usually the dirtier ones when ya get down to the dirty (A)


If she gets down to the dirty  :D  OK, but.... what if U get down to the dirty and she farts in your face..............  :throwup:  :lol:
RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: when a girl farts.... by Chrono on 03-11-2003 at 12:51 AM

quote:
Originally posted by Liera21

If she gets down to the dirty  :D  OK, but.... what if U get down to the dirty and she farts in your face..............  :throwup:  :lol:


:shocked: :lol: :refuck:

Weird thread indeed :throwup:
RE: when a girl farts.... by Fos+Er on 03-11-2003 at 01:13 AM

haha yehp...
at least they dint make it a poll so ever1 can give their own 2cents:D


RE: when a girl farts.... by pepsitrev on 03-12-2003 at 09:11 PM

let er rip hey they gotta blow wind too


RE: when a girl farts.... by Single4ever on 03-12-2003 at 11:52 PM

It toatal no right for us to fart out loud like thast gross


RE: when a girl farts.... by crazyone on 03-13-2003 at 02:10 AM

There are guys who love it?! AHH!! No offence, but thats disgusting :throwup:
and the whole farting thing... it's weird, but i dunno, well ok, if a girl has enough guts to actually fart in front of other people, i guess its ok, but it is disgusting, like i wouldn't do it, and yes i do fart.. everyone does, but i don't fart in front of people.. like yea my best friends, because we laugh about it, but not like my just friends and people i don't know.. thats just weird, and I am one weird and crazy person, trust me, and i wouldn't even do it, unless someone dared me too...


RE: when a girl farts.... by peace_411 on 03-13-2003 at 02:15 AM

its gross and everthing about it, but after you drink beer man do you fart me and my sister and our friends just sit ther and fart but not in front of other peole thats just gross.  man i will burp in front of other people bc i can burp loader than anyother person i know i won i award for it a camp once all  the guys thinks its cool!


RE: when a girl farts.... by s7a5 on 03-13-2003 at 06:54 AM

heh , You are the same kind as your friends around, so live with it and enjoy the unique aromas  :)


RE: when a girl farts.... by Forgotten Dream on 03-13-2003 at 06:09 PM

yeah...nice topic  :spam:


Farting in public...around someone is just wrong…male or female  (N)


But if a girl farts near me…I would feel confused at first…having hard to believe that she farted…than I would slowly walk away. :rolleyes:


Bah it disgust me to even think they fart when they’re alone…I like to think my girlfriend has never farted :banana:


RE: when a girl farts.... by gisteren on 03-13-2003 at 06:12 PM

GET RID OF THE AV. !!!!..................NOW!!!
:@:@:@:@:@:@:@:@:@:@


RE: when a girl farts.... by Apache on 03-13-2003 at 06:23 PM

I was once in a car sitting squashed next to this girl (there was 5 in the car) and she farted so loud!!! It stank the car out, we had to pull over and get out it was so bad.  We were all very proud of her!!! lol.


RE: RE: when a girl farts.... by Muss on 03-14-2003 at 09:48 AM

quote:
Originally posted by Forgotten Dream
yeah...nice topic  :spam:


Farting in public...around someone is just wrong…male or female  (N)


But if a girl farts near me…I would feel confused at first…having hard to believe that she farted…than I would slowly walk away. :rolleyes:


Bah it disgust me to even think they fart when they’re alone…I like to think my girlfriend has never farted :banana:



hmmmm, well I guess you don't like to think that she has to take a dump or piss aswell??


Or that she bleeds for a certain reason each month?


or even that your parents had to have had sex for you to be around?


:rolleyes:
RE: when a girl farts.... by Apache on 03-14-2003 at 10:02 AM

You know you love someone your girlfriend if you've smelt (or heard) her shit and still feel for her in the same way!!!


RE: when a girl farts.... by Muss on 03-14-2003 at 10:07 AM

That is quite rotten.


Please refrain from sharing information like that in the future :refuck:


RE: when a girl farts.... by Muss on 03-14-2003 at 10:12 AM

[b]I just told you to refrain from posting about that


THat is a nice way of saying, don't, so I deleted your post.


RE: when a girl farts.... by Apache on 03-14-2003 at 10:15 AM

OK, me is sorry.


RE: RE: RE: when a girl farts.... by Forgotten Dream on 03-15-2003 at 02:04 AM

quote:
Originally posted by Muss



hmmmm, well I guess you don't like to think that she has to take a dump or piss aswell??


Or that she bleeds for a certain reason each month?


or even that your parents had to have had sex for you to be around?


:rolleyes:


Yeah…umm…please don’t try to give me a health lesson… 



Dude I have better stuff to think about than to picture my girlfriend going to the bathroom :rolleyes: … having said that, where did you get…


‘’ or even that your parents had to have had sex for you to be around?’’


It’s pretty naive to say something like that…


Farting…going to the bathroom…are not subjects I think about.



   ~Forgotten Dream



RE: when a girl farts.... by lylesback2 on 03-15-2003 at 03:06 AM

all depends on the mood...
if it's a good mood, i'll laugh
bad mood i'll be turned off
if during anything sexual, i'll be turned off, and make fun of it for awhile lol
if she gets to emotional about it, i'll let one rip and she'll know it's ok to show how we feel about each other LOL!


RE: when a girl farts.... by shine on 03-15-2003 at 07:41 AM

Plus Fan (11 yrs.) you need parental Guidance to read the above :lol:


RE: RE: when a girl farts.... by fluffy_lobster on 03-15-2003 at 03:07 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Muss
I just told you to refrain from posting about that


THat is a nice way of saying, don't, so I deleted your post.


Muss shouldn't you delete your post too?  You now look kinda stupid.  No1 knows what he said.

I think it's quite disturbing girls farting in public - problem is, if you don't fart sooner or later it smells bad when it happens.  Maybe that's why they always go to the toilet in gangs on the hour every hour.  Guys farting with guys is just funny tho, cos no1 finds it that gross (well the guys i know anyway)

[edit]Way to close your [[b][/b]b] tags muss :s[/edit]
RE: when a girl farts.... by Sivret on 03-15-2003 at 06:50 PM

quote:
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Originally posted by Muss


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hmmmm, well I guess you don't like to think that she has to take a dump or piss aswell??


Or that she bleeds for a certain reason each month?


or even that your parents had to have had sex for you to be around?




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i really dont why that had to be said, ive got better things to think about than that  *shudder*


RE: when a girl farts.... by Sivret on 03-15-2003 at 06:55 PM

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Originally posted by Muss


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hmmmm, well I guess you don't like to think that she has to take a dump or piss aswell??


Or that she bleeds for a certain reason each month?


or even that your parents had to have had sex for you to be around?




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i really dont know why that had to be said, ive got better things to think about than that  *shudder*


RE: when a girl farts.... by gisteren on 03-15-2003 at 07:38 PM

geez.... :rolleyes:
what the hell is happening to this place :undecided:


RE: when a girl farts.... by ghetto69cinderella on 03-16-2003 at 06:39 AM

:O<~ BLOW JOB FACE! YEAAH

WELL YOOH SEE.. IM SORTA NEW HERE SO I WUDN KNO BUT....
WHY THE FUCK DO YOU TALK ABOUT GURLS FARTING?
THAZ JUZ SO FUCKIN NASTY LMFAO.. BUT FUNNY AT DA SAME TIMEE
NEWAYSH.. all my replys r gettin deleted:'( stupid mean people.. jk but.. STOP GOD DAMMIT. lol and how do you get thos lil facey things from the top into ur msg?  i wanna kno.. :'( tell meeee
pwweeez?

*bubi* *im ugly* *don forget*

(lubyoohanthon3y)


RE: RE: when a girl farts.... by Scorpion on 03-16-2003 at 06:51 AM

quote:
Originally posted by ghetto69cinderella
WELL YOOH SEE.. IM SORTA NEW HERE SO I WUDN KNO BUT....
WHY THE FUCK DO YOU TALK ABOUT GURLS FARTING?
THAZ JUZ SO FUCKIN NASTY LMFAO.. BUT FUNNY AT DA SAME TIMEE


u wudnt understand.  ur too new.
but if these guys dont grow to hate you, then u'll eventually grow to love them.  :D     ...and accept the fact that guys cant help the way the are. :[
RE: when a girl farts.... by Scorpion on 03-16-2003 at 06:54 AM

ghetto child, how old are you?   you swear too much.  n dont write all in capitals - it gets annoying.


RE: when a girl farts.... by Muss on 03-16-2003 at 06:57 AM

* Muss agrees


The main reason your posts were deleted (by me (A) ) is cause of the swearing in it. SOme people out there will find it offensive.




That reminds me, I add you :P still not accepted yet :refuck:



RE: when a girl farts.... by ghetto69cinderella on 03-16-2003 at 07:15 AM

:O blow job face! bahahha

neways... first of all SCORPION AHH UR FROM DA SAME AREA AS MEEH:s SKARY SHIT..

second.. SCORPION HOW BOUTZ YOOH PRIVATE MSG ME BACK AFTER ASKIN ME STUFF..

third.. IM 15 .. SAME AS YOOH... LOL

MUSS lol.. mm... im not on msn right now... iunno why.. im tryin ta stop goin on ther so damn much.. im usually on ther all day...
i haven been on for 25 hours:D yay me:D lmfao.. and yee ok ill try ta stop swearin.. but i do it so much im msn chats.. wher i had ma own crew. :@ be4 stupid new faggots came along.. neways

*bubi*
*remember IM UGLY BAHAHAH*
(lubanthon3ylikecrazy)


RE: when a girl farts.... by Muss on 03-16-2003 at 07:25 AM

* Muss wasn't actually talking about you for the MSN thing, cause your email address isn't even there :P


* Muss just check profile then :P


YOu will find there are alot of canadians here *cough* eskimo's :refuck: *cough*


RE: when a girl farts.... by Sick0 on 03-16-2003 at 09:28 AM

If a girl farts....

I'll fart back @ her...

* Sick0 farts and shouts... SMELL THIS and DIEEE :P


RE: when a girl farts.... by Johnny_Mac on 03-16-2003 at 04:56 PM

Enough... this is the lame thread i'd expect on general mayhem or something.