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Funny Sayings Here by fergofrog on 06-02-2006 at 11:27 PM
Hey, i love funny sayings, if u have a good one post them here. If it has a good story behind it put it here to.
I'll start off:
"Come to the darkside and get a free drink and a cool light up sword!" Some kid just walked up to me and just said it.
RE: Funny Sayings Here by Steven on 06-02-2006 at 11:29 PM
hmm.......... "Is it true that if you dont use it, you lose it?" Post this thread in t@t? nvm, keep it here 
RE: Funny Sayings Here by Supersonicdarky on 06-02-2006 at 11:42 PM
my teacher saod this one a few days ago:
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
RE: Funny Sayings Here by Fuzzles on 06-03-2006 at 02:11 AM
I like this one
" If you worry you will die, if you don't worry you will still die. So why worry?"
Thats what my science teacher says
RE: Funny Sayings Here by Chris4 on 06-03-2006 at 02:22 AM
"You can't have everything....where would you put it?"
RE: RE: Funny Sayings Here by Supersonicdarky on 06-03-2006 at 02:28 AM
quote:outer space is infinite so there ya go
Originally posted by Chris4
"You can't have everything....where would you put it?"
RE: Funny Sayings Here by ShawnZ on 06-03-2006 at 02:29 AM
"kids listen to the rap music, and it gives them the brain damage, so they don't know what the jazz is all about"
RE: Funny Sayings Here by Felu on 06-03-2006 at 04:16 AM
Whoever said, 'It's not whether you win or lose that counts,' probably lost. 
RE: Funny Sayings Here by JadeRovo on 06-03-2006 at 11:35 AM
I like this (I think this is it) Nobodys perfect, I am nobody, Therefore I am perfect. 
RE: Funny Sayings Here by Reaper on 06-03-2006 at 12:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by ShawnZ
"kids listen to the rap music, and it gives them the brain damage, so they don't know what the jazz is all about"
RE: Funny Sayings Here by TheGeek on 06-03-2006 at 01:07 PM
Guns don't kill people, rappers do.
RE: Funny Sayings Here by Rubber Stamp on 06-03-2006 at 04:36 PM
"You were cute as a child....what the hell happened??"
RE: Funny Sayings Here by Felu on 06-03-2006 at 04:37 PM
quote:I became sexy
Originally posted by Rubber Stamp
"You were cute as a child....what the hell happened??"
Update: Some of ma old nicks
I sat back looking at the stars and began to think.. where the HECK is my roof?!
Drain Bamaged.
Im knot dumb.
I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
RE: Funny Sayings Here by Voldemort on 06-03-2006 at 06:36 PM
nobody is perfect, i am perfect example.
RE: Funny Sayings Here by ShawnZ on 06-03-2006 at 06:47 PM
quote:
Originally posted by TheGeek
Guns don't kill people, rappers do.
quote:
Originally posted by albinoblacksheep.com
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RE: Funny Sayings Here by prashker on 06-03-2006 at 07:36 PM
"It's all fun and games till someone loses an eye, then its ping pong 
"
RE: Funny Sayings Here by M73A on 06-03-2006 at 08:58 PM
ive got a few....
sorry for the crudeness of some of them...:
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If a jobs worth doing... do it well. If its not worth doing... give it to wdz
There's no 'i' in 'team'. but there's 'Iran' in 'Uranium'.
I wish my lawn was emo, so it would cut itself.
As hard as a priest in a playground.
Sweating like a pedofile in mother care.
Mad as a bottle of crisps.
The bishop came to our church today, he was a fucking imposter... never moved diagonally once.
........................................... Wheres Pacman when you need him?
Saying that Java is nice because it works on all OS's is like saying that anal sex is nice because it works on all genders.
ESPN is showing 2003 national jump rope championship... who the hell watches jump rope competiti--- ooh bouncy.
#1 pickup line of all time: "Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
Every 2 minutes a woman is raped in Ohio....Why doesn't she just move?
100,000 sperm... and you were the fastest?
I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.
You move quicker than a nuns first curry.
As tight as a ducks butt.
Tighter than a nuns cu*t.
Most eunachs have got more balls than you.
Im orderin a black dvd writer, on the assumption it'll run faster
I don't have a girlfriend...I just know a girl that would get really mad, if she heard me say that.
RE: Funny Sayings Here by Voldemort on 06-03-2006 at 09:03 PM
Its all fun until someone gets hurt....
then its hillarious!
RE: Funny Sayings Here by dylan! on 06-03-2006 at 09:15 PM
Student: sorry
Teacheron't say sorry if you don't mean it
Student:but I do mean it
Teacher:no you don't you're going to do it again in 5 minutes
happend at school with a substitute and now everyone is saying it
RE: Funny Sayings Here by Voldemort on 06-03-2006 at 09:53 PM
<seen on a camouflage shirt>
Ha! now you can't see me!
RE: Funny Sayings Here by Plik on 06-03-2006 at 09:59 PM
About as much use as a condom machine in the vatican
RE: RE: Funny Sayings Here by Supersonicdarky on 06-03-2006 at 10:00 PM
quote:i have a tshirt which says "only idiots read t-shirts"
Originally posted by Nagini
<seen on a camouflage shirt>
Ha! now you can't see me!
RE: Funny Sayings Here by fergofrog on 06-03-2006 at 10:38 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Supersonicdarky
my teacher saod this one a few days ago:
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
HaHa i didn't get it at first then my friend told me.
quote:
Originally posted by -!Felu!-
Whoever said, 'It's not whether you win or lose that counts,' probably lost.
Yer i totally agree.
quote:
Originally posted by JadeRovo
I like this (I think this is it) Nobodys perfect, I am nobody, Therefore I am perfect.
Haha, clever.
quote:
Originally posted by Rubber Stamp
"You were cute as a child....what the hell happened??"
HaHa yer.
quote:
Originally posted by Time
People are more opposed to fur than leather because it's easier to harass old ladies and supermodels than argue with motorcycle gangs.
lol yer
quote:
Originally posted by M73A
ive got a few
sorry for the crudeness of some of them...:
----------------------------------------------------------
If a jobs worth doing... do it well. If its not worth doing... give it to wdz
There's no 'i' in 'team'. but there's 'Iran' in 'Uranium'.
I wish my lawn was emo, so it would cut itself.
As hard as a priest in a playground.
Sweating like a pedofile in mother care.
Mad as a bottle of crisps.
The bishop came to our church today, he was a fucking imposter... never moved diagonally once.
........................................... Wheres Pacman when you need him?
Saying that Java is nice because it works on all OS's is like saying that anal sex is nice because it works on all genders.
ESPN is showing 2003 national jump rope championship... who the hell watches jump rope competiti--- ooh bouncy.
#1 pickup line of all time: "Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
Every 2 minutes a woman is raped in Ohio....Why doesn't she just move?
100,000 sperm... and you were the fastest?
I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.
You move quicker than a nuns first curry.
As tight as a ducks butt.
Tighter than a nuns cu*t.
Most eunachs have got more balls than you.
Im orderin a black dvd writer, on the assumption it'll run faster
I don't have a girlfriend...I just know a girl that would get really mad, if she heard me say that.
haha theres a few good ones in here.
quote:
Originally posted by Nagini
Its all fun until someone gets hurt....
then its hillarious!
totally agree, as long as its not you.
quote:
Originally posted by Nagini
<seen on a camouflage shirt>
Ha! now you can't see me!
hehe.
quote:
Originally posted by Plik
About as much use as a condom machine in the vatican
lol yer.
quote:
Originally posted by Supersonicdarky
i have a tshirt which says "only idiots read t-shirts"
hey i read t-shirts.
RE: Funny Sayings Here by Knucks on 06-03-2006 at 11:22 PM
"75% of human poo is water, although i would rather go for a diet coke."
RE: RE: Funny Sayings Here by fergofrog on 06-03-2006 at 11:25 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Knuckles
"75% of human poo is water, although i would rather go for a diet coke."
Awwwww thats nasty (disgusting not bad) but funny.
RE: Funny Sayings Here by Nathan on 06-03-2006 at 11:25 PM
"When god gave out brains were were you?"
I love that one
RE: Funny Sayings Here by Voldemort on 06-03-2006 at 11:29 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Supersonicdarky
i have a tshirt which says "only idiots read t-shirts"
Ive seen that one... I have the camo shirt...
Another Shirt phrase
"Tu Eres Un Pendejo
(You are my Friend)"
RE: Funny Sayings Here by fergofrog on 06-03-2006 at 11:30 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Nathan
"When god gave out brains were were you?"
I love that one
Yer me too, its awsum.
RE: Funny Sayings Here by dylan! on 06-13-2006 at 02:35 AM
"Sex isn't the answer, Sex is the questions yes is the answer."
RE: Funny Sayings Here by ins4ne on 06-13-2006 at 04:47 PM
not funny but true
quote:
Originally posted by Albert Einstein
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
RE: Funny Sayings Here by NiteMare on 06-13-2006 at 04:58 PM
theres no "i" in team, but there is "me"
Why'd they call it PMS?, because madcow was taken