Post your favourite movie quote from a celebrity or an extra starring in that movie eg. (And the movie the quote was from)
Umm something like:

Astalavista baby or something I dunno.

Mine would be: "Dude wheres my car?" (Dude wheres my car) or
"Orange rhymes with SEX" (14 ways to hate yousuf)
Lastly "Go back to china b1tch" (Donnie Darko - Everything in that movie is the best)
Time to post yours

"Lesson number one, never underestimate the other guys greed
Lesson number two, dont get high on your own supply."

- Scarface

"I'll make him an offer he can't refuse"

- Godafather

Cant think of any more atm

"I'm gonna fart on your face when your sleeping" - Donnie Darko Director's Cut

"Was It Worth It?...Course It Fu*king Was!" - Football Factory

"I wanna play a game" - Saw

"Why do you need a gun? Zee germans arent coming are they!?" , "you took the jam out my fucking doughtnut, you did tommy" and "do you know who i am?" - Snatch

all i can think of at the moment

Oh also

" WE STAND OUR GROUND AND FIGHT!"

- Green Street Hooligans

You want the truth? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!
My name is Neo

Pulp Fiction -

1:Jules: Ezekiel 25:17. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.


2:Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like?
Brett: What?
Jules: What country you from?
Brett: What?
Jules: What ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in What?
Brett: What?
Jules: ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER! DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT?
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Then you know what I'm saying!
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Describe what Marcellus Wallace looks like!
Brett: What, I-?
Jules: [pointing his gun] Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker. Say what one more goddamn time.
Brett: He's b-b-black...
Jules: Go on.
Brett: He's bald...
Jules: Does he look like a bitch?
Brett: What?
[Jules shoots Brett in shoulder]
Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
Brett: No!
Jules: Then why you try to fuck him like a bitch, Brett?
Brett: I didn't.
Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to fuck him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.

Donnie darko ftw

"28 days...six hours...42 minutes...twelve seconds. That...is when the world will end." - Frank, the large bunny rabbit from the future

The smurfette scene is funny too

in a slightly menacing tone "ill be back."

Police Academy
Mahoney is with Lt. Harris in Harris' office and Harris hands the phone to Mahoney
Mahoney: Captain can I get out of here, No, OK

Police Academy 3: Back In Training
Some new arrivals are getting of the bus and Jones is marching with them
Jones [in a different voice standing next to a cadet]: Say this place is crazy man ... I'm not going to make it
Jones [his own voice]: don't worry you'll make it

Lt. Callahan [to shy female recruit and recruit's mother]: Don't worry when we're finished with you you will have nerves of Steele ice in your veins and a set of brass balls this big 

If I had to choose it would be the last one

I will come up with more

Just about any of the lines in Dumb and Dumber.... haha

quote:

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1) I was expecting the rocky mountains to be a little rockier than this 2) I was thinking the same thing....that John Denver's full of shit man

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From Click-

Adam Sandlers-Prince habibi
David Hasselhoff-hubba bubba
Prince habibu- It's prince Habibu, hubba Bubba is chewing Gum Prince Habibu is not Chewing gum.

for those who have/havn't watched it some funny clips.

Playing Some Drop
You Look A Little Pale

__________________

Ula: Sharks are like dogs, they only bite if you touch their private parts.
__________________

[to his children]
Ula: You kids suck; you're good at everything!
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Both from "50 first dates"

*Kid looking at some playboy magazine thing*

"Dad, whats a rack?" (lolbewbz.)

"It`s a country"

(Forget what movie )

"the radar sir it's jammed..."
*Blackhelmet taste's the jam
"Raspberry, there is only one man that dares give me the raspberry.....
Lonestar..."

That and a dozen more all from Spaceballs

quote:

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Originally posted by foaly
Spaceballs

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"I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?"
From Dirty Harry.

Neo: I know kung fu.
Morpheus: Show me.
From The Matrix

En el fondo, no hay nada que hacer. Siempre tendrás dieciocho, porque eres joven sólo una vez, pero inmaduro para siempre.

No hay instrucciones para cumplir treinta. Pero si las hubiera, serían estas:

- Haz una lista de todo lo que no te gusta de ti y luego tírala. Eres el que eres. Y después de todo, no es tan malo como te imaginas un domingo de cruda.

- Tira el equipaje de sobra. El viaje es largo, cargar no te deja mirar hacia delante. Y además jode la espalda.

- No sigas modas. En diez años te vas a morir de vergüenza de haberte puesto eso, de todas maneras.

- Besa a tantos como puedas. Deja que te rompan el corazón. Enamórate, Date en la madre, y vuelve a levantarte. Quizás hay un amor verdadero. Quizás no. Pero mientras lo encuentras, lo bailado ni quién te lo quita.

- Come frutas y verduras. Neta, vete acostumbrando a que no vas a poder tragar garnachas toda la vida.

- Equivócate. Cambia. Intenta. Falla. Reinvéntate. Manda todo al carajo y empieza de nuevo cada vez que sea necesario. De veras, no pasa nada. Sobre todo si no haces nada.

- Prueba otros sabores de helado. Otras cervezas, otras pastas de dientes.

- Arranca el coche un día, y no pares hasta que se acabe la gasolina.

- Empieza un grupo de rock. Toma clases de baile. Aprende italiano. Invéntate otro nombre. Usa una bicicleta.

- Perdona. Olvida. Deja ir.

- Decide quién es imprescindible. Mientras más grande eres más difícil es hacer amigos de verdad, y más necesitas quien sepa quién eres realmente sin que tengas que explicárselo. Esos son los amigos. Cuídalos y mantenlos cerca.

- Aprende que no vas a aprender nada. Pero no hay examen final en esta escuela. Ni calificaciones, ni graduación, ni reunión de exalumnos, gracias a Dios. Felices treinta, viejo. Bienvenido al resto de tu vida

Arthur Dent: "Today must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays"

"I neva fuxxed anybody over in my life, who didn't have it comin' to 'im, you got that? All I have in this world is my balls, and my word, and I don't break 'em for no one, jou understand?

Tony Montana (Al pacino)
Scarface

Edit: Oops i forgot

"Say 'ello to my little friend!"

"oops this isn't where I parked my car..."
"now this is where I parked my car"
"mi scuzzie"
eurotrip <3

LOL SPACEBALLS AND EURO TRIP!!! AWESOME MOVIES!!!

Heres another:

Matt: Whats the difference between an egg and a wank?
Keenan: How would I know?
Matt: You can beat an egg but you cant beat a wank...

LMADO!

(proberly already said by me somewhere here)

The James Bond movies are always remarked quick-witted.
Here a quote). I don't know exactly but this looks like it.

Some house just exploded in a really spectaculair way.
James Bond : The assurance is never going to believe this.

quote:

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Originally posted by somelauw

Some house just exploded in a really spectaculair way.
James Bond : The assurance is never going to believe this.

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Gotta b:
My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife, and I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next. 
(Gladiator for those of us unlucky enough 2 have nt seen it)