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it was good, ill ask some dumb guy in my class to try it out, maybe he will.
a really lame joke: if (2000+5000)/2*2-(5000+2000)=0, then wat is 2+3?
this works pretty well, while verbally asking.

Exca if this was spam then it'd been put in testing and trashing

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Originally posted by CookieRevised
Number 4 is also done as a stand alone "joke", typically a bar-joke, told by a man to a woman (or woman to woman also if you like ).

Depending on the woman and how "open" minded she is, you can get a long way with it... But remeber kids, only try this on girls/woman you know who wouldn't be offended and can handle such "jokes"...

You simply tell the girl/woman:
  "Imagine your breasts are England and Wales..."
and while telling this you put your hand over her left breast and then over her right breast.
  "If a plane would crash, and it crashed right on the boundery between them..."
and while telling this you gently stroke your finger from under her chin to her belly (thus between her breasts)
  "Where would they burry the survivors?"

If she says "I don't know", you say something like: "ok, no, not right, I'll explain again..." and you repeat the whole process...

If she answers correctly (finally) you say: "correct, but thanks for letting me touch your breasts "

be ready to recieve a slap in the face though

other variations exist, but they all are about the same, a lame excuse to touch her breasts

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I tried this last night, but some smart-arse jumped in with the answer after only one feel.

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Originally posted by Time
I tried this last night, but some smart-arse jumped in with the answer after only one feel.

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Lol, maybe that person read this thread

ivr seen this before 1000000 times

I got all the answers at a glance

There is another one around here...

Something like "Okay, there is a one story house and everything in it is blue. The kitchen is blue, the door is blue, the couch is blue, and they call it the blue house. What colour are the stairs?"

But obviously there are no stairs.

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Originally posted by msg_plus_freak
No,
(1) The cross is the one dividing them all up (as in the scenes)
(2) Elepanhts dont lay eggs
(3) The green house answer is... glass, greenhouse
(4) You dont bury survivors.

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You are the genius.  Fuck, I was thinking of cremating the survivors instead.

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Originally posted by CookieRevised
I spend a lot of time in the pub

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lmao, now i finnaly figured out why cookie has all the right answers, hes smashed most of the time

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Originally posted by ~INVASION~

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Originally posted by CookieRevised
I spend a lot of time in the pub

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lmao, now i finnaly figured out why cookie has all the right answers, hes smashed most of the time

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lol, well they say the biggest world problems are solved and world peace is established in the pub, don't they?




Unfortunatly, the next day, nobody knows how anymore

yeh ive dont that one before its a good an alright one not the best ive seen