Yay, guess i'm not buying an mp3 player 'till 2006...
Anywayz, i can imagine ahah :
Windows Vista - It's still a sight (Vista ~ Sight in spanish)
Mp3Gafas - The HD is so small you'll need glasses to see it (Gafas = Glasses in spanish)
Windows Vista Service Pack Sombrero - Tired of security warnings? Give your windows a hat today, so he can sleep in the threatfull internet sun (Sombrero = some kind of hat, in spanish)
Xbox Maradona - Once you sniff it, your gaming will have God-Handed (ahah what a laugh... Sniff = Cocaine; Maradona = Cocaine addict; God hands = Maradona once scored a goal with his hand in one World Cup Final, and he said it was God's hand
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Windows Media Player Latin Edition - Only available for Pr0n
Ahaha