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I want to announce to y'all truthful followers to the only true church of weedeezed:
Our almigthy wdz has taken contact to me tonight.
He gave me instructions on how to lead you to a better and happier life, which you will receive if you follow only wdz, and me as his sole messenger and do whatever he commands me to command to you.
I am the only true messenger of almighty wdz.
if you do good to me, wdz will do good for you.
Everyone else than me who alleges to be a messenger of wdz is a traitor and shall receive our wdz almightly's ultimate punishment.
To be rewarded with wdz's mercy, bow and pray to wdz every morning, noon and evening, and praise almighty wdz.
thou shalt not believe in others besides almighty wdz, thou shalt not make pictures of the unimaginable wdz and thou shalt not express traitorous things against, me, our almighty wdz sole messenger or against wdz almighty.