quote:Helpdesk: Microsoft Tech Support, may I help you? Old woman: Good afternoon! I have waited over 4 hours for you. Can You please tell me how long it will take before you can help me? Helpdesk: Uhh..? Pardon, I don't understand your problem? Old woman: I was working in Word and clicked the help button more than 4 hours ago. Can you tell me when you will finally be helping me?
quote:Originally posted by Negro_Joe Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says it can't find it...
quote:Originally posted by Stigmata bofh http://bofh.ntk.net/Bastard.html
quote:Originally posted by multimillion2k quote:Originally posted by Stigmata bofh http://bofh.ntk.net/Bastard.htmlThat guy worked at Waikato University.. That's where I studied! It's not the most comforting thought..
quote:Customer: I have problems printing in red ... Helpdesk: Do you have a colour printer? Customer: Aaaah....................thank you.
quote:Originally posted by DragonX