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Some stories of stupid people.

• I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me,  "has your plane arrived yet? ".
  
  
• A man in a Pizza Parlor orders a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before responding. "Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6.
  
  
• My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount.
  
  
• I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose ring attached to an earring by a chain. My friend said, "Wouldn't the chain rip out every time she turned her head?" I explained that a person's nose and ear remain the same distance apart no matter which way the head is turned.
  
  
• I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open. I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week." He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?"   Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific".
  
  
• My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we overheard one of the administrative assistants talking about the sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the shore. She drove down in a convertible, but "didn't think she'd get sunburned because the car was moving".
  
  
• My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car It's designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk.
  
  
• While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the North?"  When my brother explained that the sun rises in the East, (and has for sometime), she shook her head and said, "Oh, I don't keep up with that stuff".

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Originally posted by Dempsey
"Now," she asked me,  "has your plane arrived yet? ".

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that should be "[...] ?"

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Originally posted by Dempsey
He thought about it for some time before responding.

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Originally posted by Dempsey
Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific".

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are they real?

if they are, i've underestimated the world and the number of idiots in it

at all of those... haha... especially

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Originally posted by Dempsey
My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car It's designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk.

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Originally posted by Supersonicdarky
i've underedtimated the world and the number of idiots in it

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underestimated ??

Did you actually experience this Dempsey?

Funny jokes lol..

hehe, i'm going to the airport in about 2 weeks, i'm going to ask them the first one, see if they ask me that

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Originally posted by Lt.Col.DraGon
Did you actually experience this Dempsey?

Funny jokes lol..

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na got them from http://bitsandpieces1.blogspot.com

Good god people are simple.

I've worked in a school after only being left for 3 years, and I was outsmarting most of the teaching staff.  IT problems extended from moving computers away from the network points, or simply plugging the maachine in

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Originally posted by Wabz
Good god people are simple.

I've worked in a school after only being left for 3 years, and I was outsmarting most of the teaching staff.  IT problems extended from moving computers away from the network points, or simply plugging the maachine in

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The problem is more like universal .... not just in your area trust me

And its troubling tbh .....
and as someone here on the forum once said in a msn convo "the human race is too ignorant and sometimes stupid so it will end up distroying itself in the end probably "