I wanted to find some porn,
but you know I am so poor.
Then I saw the light
much to my delight...
It was him, the hero of the pervs!
It was him, the one mystery man!
W-D-Z, W-D-Z, W-D-Z!
All the little clips, with funny poses!
From the Kamasutra to the Guns n' Roses!
Gigabytes of data, gigabytes of sex,
no need to pay, no need to crack or test!
WDZ is the God of poor souls like me,
WDZ is fun, is who you would like to be!
Started out as no one, now has his own fan club!
Has even more action than van Damme, Jean-Claude!
This is the ode to the great WDZ!
This is the ode to all that porn for free!
Think of the poor kittens every time you wank...
Have a merry wank, with meows and all!
With meows and aaaaaaaaallllll!
Yeahh....