...if Microsoft proposed to buy MP!
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Yeah, I know it's spelt Patchou, but I pronounce it Patchoo coz it sounds cooler.
Post anything you want lol...
Here I go...
Patchoo goes to the Microsoft HQ and goes to Bill's office and shouts "GIVE ME A JOB, YOU LOOSER! HAHA YOU NEED MY PRODUCT TO SURVIVE, I GIVE YOU PLUS! IF YOU GIVE ME A JOB!!!" then Bill Gates becomes Patchoo's mentor, and he learns everything that Bill knows. Then he tricks Bill into playing poker with him(Bill used to play lotsa poker in his young days) and wins, like 49 billion and buys Microsoft(I know Microsoft is worth 478+ billion, but whatever) and monopolizes the market and takes over the world mwahahhahahahahaha.
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