God damnit, this thread got bumped up by a spam comment and I didn't check the date, thought this was a recent question... Spam comment got removed before I posted. Damn you, spam bots!
Ah well, let's just let this thread die once again...
Perhaps threads should be locked after x months of inactivity? Not only would this save us from the obvious spammers but it'd also stop people from (unwillingly) reviving threads. Just an idea though...