You think
i would post
my specs here? My computer is too shit to be declared a calculator!!! My theory is that inside a computer is a hamster in a wheel - which turns to power the computer and do the shit a computer does (Look, it's a laughable comment but i made it up for a laugh
). Everyone else has like Mr. Matcho hamster that does 300000000000000 things a second, whereas i have a fat, lazy half-dead thing, that barely breathes...
Well, that's a loada crap, but it always brightens up my day when i hear or say it.