Recently at college I'd had a good night out at a local club and had a good drinking session and got in quite late.
So there we are sat in the middle of computing and the next thing i know is I hear a huge bang and my nose hurts ! I'd only fell asleep and my head had hit the desk!
I'm a complete bastard at college and was randomly asking people if they'd seen the TV remote (We dont have a TV at college) and people were getting angry and embarassed for me. Pure genius
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