I would like to start out by pointing out my title:
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Professional Conspiracy theorist
I like to take the side other ppl don't take. You have to agree that some of these theories out there are just nuts. That is what makes them so funny.
Take this badger... I bet you didn't know that in 1962 he was one of the only survivors of the Roswell Mexico crash.
Right now he is transmitting subliminal messages to your brain.
LOOK AWAY!
This would also explain why I had to edit this thing three times in a row.