(If you're an IRC regular and I forgot you, lemme know, I'll add you in
)
First, you must
TReKiE to the land of the Mad
Kaos. Here you must find the
doughboyy to create the fabled
CookieRevised. As you
SeekForth the
doughboyy to make the
CookieRevised, be sure to look out for the evil
Wabz's which will surely use their deadly
segbot on you.
After you collect the
doughboyy. you must
Chrono back to the
Time of
Dr4g0n's where king
KeyStorm resides. Here, you will find the
Underlord who is holding hostage the beautiful
marissa! (OH NOES!!!!!111!1) You must use your
Gunny- to slay the
Underlord, student of the
Overlord. The only way to kill the
Underlord is to
Emit the Super
Ramo beam.
At this point, the greatest warriors of the land,
EvilSeph and
KnightieBoy arrive with
KnightieBoy riding in on his best compainion minotaur,
Tochjo (Sorry Tochjo
) At this point,
KnightieBoy slaps
EvilSeph for no reason and they're on their way.
Once that is all done, you now should take a ride on your
Kangie the Kangaroo to Denmark to meet the
Dane's. The
Dane's may seem a bit weird, so take along some
XML to confuse them and make them leave you alone. You see
KnightieBoy and
Tochjo bring
marissa to the hospital of the
Dane's because she feigned her death (Ha! That
Rymed! That was
PrlessTP!
) Then
marissa talks to the
Dane's for no reason, she just told me to let her meet the
Dane's on MSN
Your main goal in Denmark is to meet the great
Gvina (ah hell, go
surfichrising if you want, but don't go on a
st0rm-y day, the
Sunshine better be out! Don't forget to pet the
fluffy_lobster laying on the beach [hmm, that doesn't sound like such a good thing, nevermind, don't pet it
]) but before you see it be sure to chew a
MenthiX (©
William's
Top-notch,
Best [in the]
World Candies) to ensure your breath smells as fresh/sweet/tasty/yummy/scrumptious as a
jellybean.
After your visit with the great
Gvina, you must travel back home to actually start making the
CookieRevised. To begin, have your robot,
EvilBot (who is completely misnamed), put the
CookieRevised in the oven. (Be sure to have him use oven
Mips.)
Leave the
CookieRevised in the oven for an hour and a half (don't be a
Smethead and let them get burn, set a
Timer), and in the meanwhile, you might as well go see
Doctor
Segosa for that nasty
Omar on the side of your head. When the cookies are done, be sure to watch out for
paulOr Pelle (Paul or Pelle), they might steal them. Enjoy!
BEWARE^^: Ddunking CookieRevised into a tall glass of milk for long periods of Time may result in the CookieRevised being ChownServed!
The best place to sell your
CookieRevised would be to the
raceprouks or in The Dungeons of
MoRiA, down in the
Krypt of
Vazza but you have to have
optimism_. These
CookieRevised are hard to come by and you might even have a better
Time selling them in
Guillaume to a
pipish little boy named
Shaun.
(I know theres a few problems in the formatting, so
)
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