I give up... My best gues is that Wouter has been kidnapped by aliens and are doing all sort of weird experiments with him. Right now all his lims and organs are probably placed in seperate jars, and his brain is kept alive with electronic stimulation. When they are done experimenting on him they will put him back together and send him back to earth.
It's either that, or Wouter forgot all about releasing the new version of Openconvo