Shoutbox

This one may not appeal to all but I think it's be quite good...


if any of you have seen or heard the comedy of Jeff Foxworthy you'll know that he has an on-going routine that goes "You might be a Redneck if..." followed by a number of different endings including:
"...your porch has ever collapsed and killed more than 3 dogs"
"...you've ever been on TV more than 5 times describing what the twister sounded like"
"...you've ever had your nipple bitten off by a beaver"
etc etc.

Anyway, what I was thinking was a program that crosses the random quote and WMPlus2 plug-ins where you have a pair of tags;
one that gives you- "You might be a redneck if... [random ending]"
and
one that gives you- "...[random ending]".


Anyway, if that's possible I have a text file full of endings as I was sorta hoping to do it myself but realised I have no idea how...