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O.P. (joke) Customer vs. Salesperson or something
Yeah, I know its a long one.
Here we go:
Salesperson: SuperDuper Computer Store. Can I help you?
Customer: Thanks. I'm setting up an office in my den and I'm thinking about buying a computer.
Salesperson: Mac?
Customer: No, the name's Lou.
Salesperson: Your computer?
Customer: I don't own a computer. I want to buy one.
Salesperson: Mac?
Customer: I told you, my name's Lou.
Salesperson: Oh never mind, how about Windows?
Customer: Why? My office doesn't have windows?
Salesperson: Do you want a computer with Windows?
Customer: I don't know. What will I see when I look in the windows?
Salesperson: Wallpaper.
Customer: Never mind the windows. I need a computer and programs.
Salesperson: Okay, programs for Windows?
Customer: What? No. On the computer! I need something I can use to write proposals, track expenses and run my business. What have you got?
Salesperson: Office.
Customer: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything?
Salesperson: I just did.
Customer: You just did what?
Salesperson: Recommend something.
Customer: You recommended something?
Salesperson: Yes.
Customer: For my office?
Salesperson: You got it.
Customer: Yeah I know, that's why I need a computer!
Salesperson: Good, I'm glad we got that settled.
Customer: Alright, tell me what you recommend for my office?
Salesperson: That's it, Office.
Customer: Yes, for my office!
Salesperson: Ok, listen close .. I recommend Office with Windows.
Customer: I already have an office with windows! OK, lets just say I'm sitting at my computer and I want to type a proposal. What do I need?
Salesperson: Word.
Customer: What word?
Salesperson: Word in Office.
Customer: The only word in office is office.
Salesperson: The Word in Office for Windows.
Customer: Which word in office for windows?
Salesperson: The Word you get when you click the blue "W".
Customer: I'm going to click your blue "w" if you don't start with some straight answers. OK, forget that. Can I watch movies on the Internet?
Salesperson: Yes, you want Real One.
Customer: Maybe a real one, maybe a cartoon. What I watch is none of your business. Just tell me what I need!
Salesperson: Real One.
Customer: If it's a long movie I also want to see reel 2, 3 & 4. Can I watch them?
Salesperson: Of course.
Customer: Great! With what?
Salesperson: Real One.
Customer: OK, I'm at my computer and I want to watch a movie. What do I do?
Salesperson: You click the blue "1".
Customer: I click the blue one what?
Salesperson: The blue "1".
Customer: Is that different from the blue w?
Salesperson: The blue "1" is Real One and the blue "W" is Word.
Customer: What word?
Salesperson: The Word in Office for Windows.
Customer: But there's three words in "office for windows"!
Salesperson: No, just one. But it's the most popular Word in the world.
Customer: It is?
Salesperson: Yes, but to be fair, there aren't many other Words left. It pretty much wiped out all the other Words out there.
Customer: And that word is real one?
Salesperson: Real One has nothing to do with Word. Real One isn't even part of Office.
Customer: STOP! Don't start that again. What about financial bookkeeping? You have anything I can track my money with?
Salesperson: Money.
Customer: That's right. What do you have?
Salesperson: Money.
Customer: I need money to track my money?
Salesperson: It comes bundled with your computer
Customer: What's bundled with my computer?
Salesperson: Money.
Customer: Money comes with my computer?
Salesperson: Yes. No extra charge.
Customer: I get a bundle of money with my computer? How much?
Salesperson: One copy.
Customer: Isn't it illegal to copy money?
Salesperson: Microsoft gave us a license to copy money.
Customer: They can give you a license to copy money?
Salesperson: Why not? THEY OWN IT!
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