I don't drink a lot really, I have only been drunk twice, once when I was quite young and started drinking the bits left in people's drinks at a party. And another time when I drank a whole bottle of wine. In the latter, i threw it all up pretty soon after
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I have a friend who claims he drinks a lot, and he always tells us boring stories at school. And everyone makes fun of him because of his constant you-had-to-be-there stories, but it has got to a point where people will just walk away from him mid story.
So kids, don't drink because all your friends will walk away from you!