Shoutbox

Dabura - will this computer be multitasking?

Will you be able to get beer without turning Outlook Express off?

Can you get beer AND type a document at the same time without your computer freezing? The last thing you want is frozen beer.

Does it come with parental controls? (No more than 3 gallons of beer for certain user accounts, maybe?)

Would the beer be compatible with Windows XP?

...and if it's Microsoft's own brand of beer, you can keep the damn stuff!