Indeed, I already checked that. But there no cool facts, they are quite long and not funny as well
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Funny is:
Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
Chuck Norris is my Homeboy.
When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Also i should be able to put these short sentences in my Nick or PSM...
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