Shoutbox

BRITISH
[x] You drink a lot of tea.
[ ] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[ ] You use the word "bugger"or the phrase "bloody hell."
[ ] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[ ] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[ ] It's football.... not soccer.
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AUSTRALIAN
[ ] You wear flipflops all year.
[ ] You call flipflops "thongs" not flipflops.
[ ] You love a backyard barbie.
[ ] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[x] You love the beach.
[ ] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an Australian something.
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ITALIAN
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel
[ ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[x] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[ ] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some Italian.
[ ] You are under 5'10''.
[x] Pasta is the best food in the world.
[ ] You talk with your hands.
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SPANISH
[ ] You say 'member instead of remember.
[ ] You speak Spanish or some.
[ ] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe LiKe ThIs On YoUr CoMpUtEr
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[x] You know what a Puta is.
[ ] You talk fast occasionally.
[ ] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are.
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RUSSIAN
[ ] You say villian as: Vee-lon.
[ ] You have more than one vodka bottle in your house.
[ ] You know the difference between channel 1 and RTVI.
[x] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[ ] You don't get cold easily.
[x] You sometimes get into contests
[ ] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
[ ] You eat sushi more than once a week.
[ ] You love listening to techno.
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POLISH
[x] Your parents let you drink.
[ ] You know what a pizda is.
[ ] You have Pierogi at least once a week.
[ ] People always ask to see your "kielbasa" checking if your Polish.
[ ] People randomly call you their best friend.
[ ] You have made/know what pisanki are.
[ ] You laughed when Poland beat the USA in the 2002 World Cup.
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IRISH
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[ ] You have a bad temper
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a y, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[x] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the color green.
[ ] You have been to a St. Patty's day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[x] You have blonde hair.
[ ] You have/had freckles.
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AFRICAN AMERICAN
[ ] You say nigga/nukka casually.
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[ ] You like rap.
[ ] You know how to shoot a gun.
[x] You like chicken.
[ ] You like watermelon.
[ ] You can sing gospel.
[ ] You smoke newports.
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ASIAN
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[ ] You like rice a lot.
[x] You are good at math.
[ ] You have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from Asia.
[ ] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're Chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
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GERMAN
[x] You like bread.
[ ] You think American Chocolate is good.
[x] You speak some German.
[x] You know what Schnitzel is.
[x] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi
[x] You went to Pre-school.
[ ] You're 5'4".
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CANADIAN
[ ] You like to ride 4 wheelers.
[ ] You love beer.
[x] You say eh.
[x] You know what poutine is
[x] You speak some French.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in the countryside
[ ] You watch Degrassi.
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FRENCH
[x] You like french toast
[ ] You like wine
[x] You speak a little or are fluent in french
[ ] You have eaten a snail.
[ ] You like fashion.
[x] You have been to France.
[x] You are either a Catholic, a Muslim, a Protestant or a Jew
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AMERICAN
[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non-Christians.
[ ] You've been to more then 3 states
[x] You're lazy.
[ ] You are not cultured.
[ ] You hate abortion
[ ] But love the death penalty.
[ ] You don't read.
[ ] You shop at walmart.
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NORWEGIAN
[ ] You know what lepse is
[ ] You can speak some Norwegian
[ ] You love trolls.
[ ] You know what lutifisk is
[ ] You have been whale seeing.
[ ] Food made with potatoes and flour rule
[ ] Fish and/or whale is a huge part of your diet
[x] You have blue or green eyes and have blonde or brown hair
[ ] You know how to fish and have fished before
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It would appear I'm German. However, this result is obviously biased, seeing as many of the things for Germans also apply to Dutch people and Dutch is not in the list.