Shoutbox

I was bored.

BRITISH
[x] You drink a lot of tea.
[ ] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[ ] You use the word "bugger"or the phrase "bloody hell."
[x] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[x] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[x] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[x] It's football.... not soccer.
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AUSTRALIAN
[ ] You wear flipflops all year.
[ ] You call flipflops "thongs" not flipflops.
[ ] You love a backyard barbie.
[ ] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[x] You love the beach.
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[x] You are tanned. (Slightly.)
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an Australian something.
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ITALIAN
[x] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel
[ ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[x] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[ ] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some Italian.
[ ] You are under 5'10''.
[x] Pasta is the best food in the world.
[x] You talk with your hands.
4

SPANISH
[ ] You say 'member instead of remember.
[ ] You speak Spanish or some.
[x] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe LiKe ThIs On YoUr CoMpUtEr
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[x] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[ ] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are.
3

RUSSIAN
[ ] You say villian as: Vee-lon.
[x] You have more than one vodka bottle in your house.
[ ] You know the difference between channel 1 and RTVI.
[x] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[x] You don't get cold easily.
[ ] You sometimes get into contests
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
[ ] You eat sushi more than once a week.
[x] You love listening to techno.
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POLISH
[x] Your parents let you drink.
[ ] You know what a pizda is.
[ ] You have Pierogi at least once a week.
[ ] People always ask to see your "kielbasa" checking if your Polish.
[ ] People randomly call you their best friend.
[ ] You have made/know what pisanki are.
[x] You laughed when Poland beat the USA in the 2002 World Cup.
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IRISH
[x] You think beer is the best.
[x] You have a bad temper
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a y, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[x] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the color green.
[ ] You have been to a St. Patty's day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have blonde hair.
[x] You have/had freckles.
5

AFRICAN AMERICAN
[ ] You say nigga/nukka casually.
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[x] You like rap.
[x] You know how to shoot a gun.
[x] You like chicken.
[x] You like watermelon.
[ ] You can sing gospel.
[ ] You smoke newports.
4

ASIAN
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[x] You like rice a lot.
[ ] You are good at math.
[ ] You have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from Asia.
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're Chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
2

GERMAN
[x] You like bread.
[x] You think American Chocolate is good.
[x] You speak some German.
[x] You know what Schnitzel is.
[ ] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi
[x] You went to Pre-school.
[ ] You're 5'4".
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CANADIAN
[x] You like to ride 4 wheelers.
[x] You love beer.
[x] You say eh.
[ ] You know what poutine is
[ ] You speak some French.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[x] At one point you lived in the countryside
[ ] You watch Degrassi.
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FRENCH
[x] You like french toast
[x] You like wine
[ ] You speak a little or are fluent in french
[x] You have eaten a snail.
[ ] You like fashion.
[ ] You have been to France.
[ ] You are either a Catholic, a Muslim, a Protestant or a Jew
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AMERICAN
[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non-Christians.
[ ] You've been to more then 3 states
[ ] You're lazy.
[ ] You are not cultured.
[ ] You hate abortion
[ ] But love the death penalty. (Don't LOVE it like, but yeah w/e)
[ ] You don't read.
[ ] You shop at walmart.
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NORWEGIAN
[x] You know what lepse is
[x] You can speak some Norwegian
[x] You love trolls.
[x] You know what lutifisk is
[ ] You have been whale seeing.
[x] Food made with potatoes and flour rule
[x] Fish and/or whale is a huge part of your diet
[x] You have blue or green eyes and have blonde or brown hair
[x] You know how to fish and have fished before
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Conclusion: I'm as Norwegian as always, however, I'm GermanRussianIrish as well as a tad Canadian.