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Gives new meaning to 'Phone Sex'

NEW YORK (Reuters) - This is one cellphone you might not want to set to "High & Vibrate."

Porn star Jenna Jameson is now hawking her "moan tones."

For $2.50 fans of the ubiquitous porno queen can choose from a variety of moans, grunts and lurid sexual noises all recorded by the blond bombshell.

If that's not enough, Jameson will talk dirty to you when you phones rings, in English or Spanish.

Jameson, who recently wrote a best-selling memoir, has launched the venture with Wicked Wireless, a mobile music and entertainment company.

Also available are color pictures of the porn star posing naked that can be displayed on your phone for $2.99.

"Rock stars make music tones, porn stars make moan tones," said Dennis Adamo, head of Wicked Wireless. "We thought it would be an interesting novel approach of introducing new content to the mobile users."

Jameson's charms are already being downloaded in Argentina, Ecuador, Venezuela, and in a couple of weeks will be available from Mexico to Uruguay.

Latin American users can download a moan or a picture for $1.00 each, while U.S. customers will pay $2.50 for a moan and $2.99 for a wallpaper once the service is launched.

Some people were shocked, but others said they wanted more from the product.

"If you can get her to say my name then I would buy it. I need that kind of personal attention," said New Yorker Julian McCullough.

U.S. users will have to wait to get Jameson on their phones as no mobile carriers in the United States have expressed any interest in carrying the service.

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and now the second one

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The Porn tape on the bus goes round and round...

ATHENS (Reuters) - A bus driver shuttling pupils to school in northern Greece shocked their parents when he put on a porn tape, officials said on Thursday.

The incident on Tuesday in the town of Kilkis prompted dozens of complaints by parents who have asked the bus company to fire him.

"The driver said 'kids we've got porn, do you want to watch it'," one of the pupils told reporters. "Everyone started shouting yes, yes and he just put in a tape and we watched it on the small TV screens on the bus."

The children were aged 12 to 15.

The bus company will meet on Friday to decide what action to take against the driver, local government officials said.

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Originally posted by saralk

"The driver said 'kids we've got porn, do you want to watch it'," one of the pupils told reporters. "Everyone started shouting yes, yes and he just put in a tape and we watched it on the small TV screens on the bus."

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Well he's got a good line of defence then, nothing to worry about
I wonder why he did that, obviously not for him. How can he still drive and watch that?

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Originally posted by saralk

"Rock stars make music tones, porn stars make moan tones," said Dennis Adamo, head of Wicked Wireless. "We thought it would be an interesting novel approach of introducing new content to the mobile users."

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Some kind of mobile pornography device, a nice idea to degrade society even more, but I'm more scared of the perverts in town who stand in the bank queuing with their mobiles and are watching it covertly.

Rofl.
Why would that guy do the porn thing ont he bus?

And about those ringtones - they wouldn't be embarrassing at all... I can just see someone sitting on the subway when suddenly "Oh...oh......OHHHH!" and then everyone turning to look at him .

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Originally posted by blade
And about those ringtones - they wouldn't be embarrassing at all... I can just see someone sitting on the subway when suddenly "Oh...oh......OHHHH!" and then everyone turning to look at him .

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I want a ringphone like that...

and tbh that bus driver has done nothing wrong. why would it shock anyone anyway?

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Originally posted by Millenium_edition
and tbh that bus driver has done nothing wrong. why would it shock anyone anyway?

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I think its to do with this

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Originally posted by saralk
The children were aged 12 to 15.

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I like being the odd new reporter

Well, if they said yes, who cares? Selling alcohol to people younger than 16 is illegal, but hell, everyone does it.

I think the first would be jsut embarrassing. and the second.... well, they can't really charge the guy for that in a big way. The kids did go 'yea, yea!'

I think they could charge him for indecent exposure in one form or another. I mean if you sell beer or smokes to a minor you're still breaking the law, even if they DID want them

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Originally posted by blade
I think they could charge him for indecent exposure in one form or another. I mean if you sell beer or smokes to a minor you're still breaking the law, even if they DID want them

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Very true.

Those kids wouldn't be taken in account, because of their age. They'd be "victims" of the perverted driver. That's how it always goes.

Or they'd have that syndrome. Stocolmo syndrome. Can't spell that right, but it's when you identify with the aggressor/raptor. Or something like that.