Heh, is that an offer? Latin would be great... so would ancient Greek... unfortunately, my skills aren't exactly brilliant at either, eos bene loqui possum sed impossibile verba nova transferre est.
I can speak them well but it's impossible to translate modern words. (I won't even try and translate that into Greek...
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Well, Revolution2k, if you want help or get bored or whatever, let me know, I'll consider taking over or helping.