(joke) Customer vs. Salesperson or something

Yeah, I know its a long one.
Here we go:

Salesperson: SuperDuper Computer Store. Can I help you?

Customer: Thanks. I'm setting up an office in my den and I'm thinking about buying a computer.

Salesperson: Mac?

Customer: No, the name's Lou.

Salesperson: Your computer?

Customer: I don't own a computer. I want to buy one.

Salesperson: Mac?

Customer: I told you, my name's Lou.

Salesperson: Oh never mind, how about Windows?

Customer: Why? My office doesn't have windows?

Salesperson: Do you want a computer with Windows?

Customer: I don't know. What will I see when I look in the windows?

Salesperson: Wallpaper.

Customer: Never mind the windows. I need a computer and programs.

Salesperson: Okay, programs for Windows?

Customer: What? No. On the computer! I need something I can use to write proposals, track expenses and run my business. What have you got?

Salesperson: Office.

Customer: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything?

Salesperson: I just did.

Customer: You just did what?

Salesperson: Recommend something.

Customer: You recommended something?

Salesperson: Yes.

Customer: For my office?

Salesperson: You got it.

Customer: Yeah I know, that's why I need a computer!

Salesperson: Good, I'm glad we got that settled.

Customer: Alright, tell me what you recommend for my office?

Salesperson: That's it, Office.

Customer: Yes, for my office!

Salesperson: Ok, listen close .. I recommend Office with Windows.

Customer: I already have an office with windows! OK, lets just say I'm sitting at my computer and I want to type a proposal. What do I need?

Salesperson: Word.

Customer: What word?

Salesperson: Word in Office.

Customer: The only word in office is office.

Salesperson: The Word in Office for Windows.

Customer: Which word in office for windows?

Salesperson: The Word you get when you click the blue "W".

Customer: I'm going to click your blue "w" if you don't start with some straight answers. OK, forget that. Can I watch movies on the Internet?

Salesperson: Yes, you want Real One.

Customer: Maybe a real one, maybe a cartoon. What I watch is none of your business. Just tell me what I need!

Salesperson: Real One.

Customer: If it's a long movie I also want to see reel 2, 3 & 4. Can I watch them?

Salesperson: Of course.

Customer: Great! With what?

Salesperson: Real One.

Customer: OK, I'm at my computer and I want to watch a movie. What do I do?

Salesperson: You click the blue "1".

Customer: I click the blue one what?

Salesperson: The blue "1".

Customer: Is that different from the blue w?

Salesperson: The blue "1" is Real One and the blue "W" is Word.

Customer: What word?

Salesperson: The Word in Office for Windows.

Customer: But there's three words in "office for windows"!

Salesperson: No, just one. But it's the most popular Word in the world.

Customer: It is?

Salesperson: Yes, but to be fair, there aren't many other Words left. It pretty much wiped out all the other Words out there.

Customer: And that word is real one?

Salesperson: Real One has nothing to do with Word. Real One isn't even part of Office.

Customer: STOP! Don't start that again. What about financial bookkeeping? You have anything I can track my money with?

Salesperson: Money.

Customer: That's right. What do you have?

Salesperson: Money.

Customer: I need money to track my money?

Salesperson: It comes bundled with your computer

Customer: What's bundled with my computer?

Salesperson: Money.

Customer: Money comes with my computer?

Salesperson: Yes. No extra charge.

Customer: I get a bundle of money with my computer? How much?

Salesperson: One copy.

Customer: Isn't it illegal to copy money?

Salesperson: Microsoft gave us a license to copy money.

Customer: They can give you a license to copy money?

Salesperson: Why not? THEY OWN IT!

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