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Well my classmates usually blame it on the school's poor computers or say that it worked yesterday. Personally I use "it works on my machine" ...because it CERTAINLY does!!!

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Originally posted by Ash_

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Originally posted by Ahmz_055

    18. "It worked yesterday."

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i use that one a bit

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It's all true, but when you're like "it works" he's all

I don't relate to this thread in anyway, I just wanted to use the pound emot.

I actually remember about everyone using atleast one of those in computing last  year.

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Originally posted by Lee Jeffery
Noob: "My computer wont start, please help"
Chrono: "well disable messenger plus and try again"

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I get a kick out of this thread.... where you find this?

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You installed the optional sponser program

Hi,

Chat between programmer and program user.


User says:
  When ever i press X, it crashes

XM4ST3RX Thinks...
 

XM4ST3RX says:
  Errr, try rebooting, that will help.

User says:
  Oh ok, wont be 2 minutes..

User is now offline.

XM4ST3RX is now offline.

...2 minutes later

User is now online.

User Thinks...
  errr, where the heck he gone ?


hehe, a classic one


Kind Regards,
XM4ST3RX

#22. Err... That must be our newbie's fault.

I remember reading somewhere something along the lines of... "it's not a bug, my software develops random new features"

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Originally posted by Ahmz_055
I remember reading somewhere something along the lines of... "it's not a bug, my software develops random new features"

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Thats one of the best

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Originally posted by Patchou
thsiis unfortunately a problem on Microsoft's side .

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adds this 1 to 20 best excuses for programers

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Originally posted by Fraisie

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Originally posted by toddy
wonder how many of these patchou has used

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Acutally, he's pretty honnest... what he'd say the most often would be "It's possible..."

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Or he'd say "I think this is StuffPlug's fault"