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RE: Helpdesk..How may I help you?
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Helpdesk: Microsoft Tech Support, may I help you?

Old woman: Good afternoon! I have waited over 4 hours for you.

Can You please tell me how long it will take before you can help me?

Helpdesk: Uhh..? Pardon, I don't understand your problem?

Old woman: I was working in Word and clicked the help button more than 4 hours ago.

Can you tell me when you will finally be helping me?

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These are friggin funny as hell.

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RE: Helpdesk..How may I help you?
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Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print.

Every time I try it says 'Can't find printer'.

I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says it can't find it...

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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That guy worked at Waikato University.. That's where I studied! It's not the most comforting thought..
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RE: Helpdesk..How may I help you?
never read em, already knew wat thy gonna be after the firsrt line.... cliche an understatement, only funny one was the my computer on the left one sorry :P
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:rofl: those are all very funny.
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RE: Helpdesk..How may I help you?
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Originally posted by Stigmata
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That guy worked at Waikato University.. That's where I studied! It's not the most comforting thought..

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Though i'd post a few more...

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Customer: I have problems printing in red ...

Helpdesk: Do you have a colour printer?

Customer: Aaaah....................thank you.



:lol::lol::lol::lol:

LMAO :)
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RE: Helpdesk..How may I help you?
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lol.......thanx for the laugh guys....the google ones great!!!
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