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A bird was flying south for Winter, but he had left it too late and was frozen solid in a storm.

He dropped down into a field of cows.

The biggest, fattest and ugliest cow was doing a crap there, and the bird landed in it.

At first he was disgusted, until he realised the poo was melting the ice!

He started crying out for joy as the ice melted.

A cat that was nearby heard the cries, walked over, saw the bird and ate it

There are three morals to this story:

1. Not everyone who gets you into shit is your enemy.
2. Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
3. If you are in shit, keep your mouth shut.

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Originally posted by Jurassic_Ice
A bird was flying south for Winter, but he had left it too late and was frozen solid in a storm.

He dropped down into a field of cows.

The biggest, fattest and ugliest cow was doing a crap there, and the bird landed in it.

At first he was disgusted, until he realised the poo was melting the ice!

He started crying out for joy as the ice melted.

A cat that was nearby heard the cries, walked over, saw the bird and ate it

There are three morals to this story:

1. Not everyone who gets you into shit is your enemy.
2. Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
3. If you are in shit, keep your mouth shut.

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hehehe
funny, and true

Funny