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( i really hated the wooden sticks as well )

I guess i never had a horrible examination...i was never afraid of doctors really..except dentists, i hate dentists they should burn in hell, they are the evil i hate 666s aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!!

I always have to have medical examinations and stuff whenever I go to the hospital, like this time:

a) had a breathing test, where I had a tube and had to stand up/sit down breathing in, breathing out, breathing hard, breathing soft, blowing all of the air out of my lungs etc...
b) had to test my height/weight and see if they were all okay...
c) had to have a series of blood tests, just to check for some more allergies and if I have any other problems with my blood...
d) I had to have 12 allergy tests, and it came up that I'm allergic to around 10 different types of things, which are: around 6 different types of trees, grass, dust, cats, dogs, brazil nuts, almonds & peanuts...

Oh yeah, and then there is the other embarassing ones ... I had to lie on a bed while yeah, they felt me up . Then it followed with an operation, and lots of morphine .

the thing i hate the most is when i went for an allergy test, they turn over like 25-30 jars of stuff on your arm then prick each droplet with this sharp peice of metal and see if any of the things make the arm swell.

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Originally posted by Giulia
I have to be in front of 3 GP

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whats GP?

and to contribute to the thread the worst memory was when i was in like 3rd or 4th grade the schools dentists called me up and sayd sit in the chair, took something from the tray and yanked 2 of my teeth out, from the bottom, they were babytooth but they werent loose, hurt a lot, she  didnt even say its going to hurt, and later on she just put cotton swabs and told me to wait, and then moved on the the next person

Hi
GP => General Practitionner (general medicine)...

Edit : just have watched in my dictionnary and it's used in both countries, US and UK.

When the doc. stuck a needle up me *** (some where near there anyways) and i felt it hit my bone , when i got out of the check up room, i had tears in my eyes (it hurt)

btw, i was 11 then

i got a needle in my d**k when i was 5 it hurt so bad i was crying until he gave me a lolipop

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Originally posted by expert
i got a needle in my d**k when i was 5 i

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omg... that is so evil to do to a 5 yr old.

ive never had any bad experience! maybe im just lucky

Hmmm...I guess the worst experience for me is when I had to get a blood test done and the nurse couldn't find a vein (I have deep veins and don't give my blood up easily. Takes the folk in the in blood bank 10 mins to find one) so she sticks it in the tiniest one nearest the skin....needless to say the last thing I recall is saying...my arm's gone grey.....at that point I hit the deck apparently.

Or maybe it could be multiple blood tests and scans for 6 years until you have a name for the condition you have (I'd say what it was but it's kinda personal ). And why 6 years? Because my last doctor refused to do one tiny little test that would have made my life so much simpler. Just can't find the staff these days......

Back then in college. I was asked to be totally naked and be examined by a lady doctor who was then at his late 20s.