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You gotta love this guy... This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests...

After the wedding at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.

As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party, was an envelope. He said this was his gift for everyone, and asked them to open their envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man.

The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them. After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "Fuck you!". Then he turned to his bride and said, "Fuck you!". Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here." He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning.

While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong. His revenge...making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members. This guy has balls the size of church bells.

Do you think he might get a MasterCard "priceless" commercial out of this?

Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends ... $32,000.
Wedding photographs commemorating the occasion ...  $3,000.
Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui ...  $8,500.

The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride humping the bestma ... Priceless.

There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's Mastercard!
10-18-2005 06:32 PM
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hahah thats very good :D
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in the words of Traxor 'that rox my sox' :rofl:
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in the words of Traxor 'that rox my sox'

suposed to be

"that r0x My j0cks, 
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Smart Guy, wonder what happend to the 'bride'
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thats is hellarious why wouldnt you go through with it it makes it more of a pricless situation to see there faces and leaves a horrible mark on the best  man and bride
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:rofl:  Thats so cool, he must have had the balls of steel.  How did he get it annulled though if he knew she'd cheated before they got married?
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What a man he must have balls like the ones we have down here in rundle mall,adelaide.

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