Not-so-funny one, but I think it's worth to read

1. During the trailers, shout, Fast forward! Fast forward!

2. Wear a very tall hat.

3. When people come in late, say Orrrrrhhhh very loudly.

4. During opening credits... point at a character and say loudly, "He dies at the end."

5. After every gunshot, scream "take cover!" and hit the floor.

6. Use a laser pointer and point the beam at the screen, especially at characters private parts.

7. Go tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk loudly at every kissing scene.

8. Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing! Its snowing!"

9. Clap and cheer whenever one of the good guys gets killed.

10. Urge everyone in the cinema to start a Mexican wave.

11. During love scenes, say loudly in Mandarin, Ngggh! Bu yao, ma! (Dont!)

12. During horror movies, keep singing the theme to Jaws (dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum)

13. Sit on old people, pretending not to know they are there

14. Go to an afternoon screening. Go out of your way to sit next to the only other person in the cinema. Smile at him/her suggestively. (Recommended: waggle your eyebrows for added effect.)

15. Repeat all dialogue ten seconds after it's said on screen.

16. Bring in durians for your movie snack.

17. Or bring in a bowl of noodle soup, and slurp it up loudly.

18. During a sensitive scene, stand up and say loudly, I go shee-shee now, can?

19. Eat the snacks of the person sitting next to you.

20. Lick the person sitting next to you.

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you missed a few but i wont repeat them ,

This should in fact be called "20 Stupid and Asinine Things to Do at the Cinema"

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Originally posted by WDZ
This should in fact be called "20 Stupid and Asinine Things to Do at the Cinema"

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one more to add to that...

"bring a big jar full of moths with you, if the movie is getting really boring, or if you figured out the ending and its only half way through the movie, release the contents of the jar, the moths will fly up to the projector, and cloud the movie, then you can go and complain, and get your money back...

or if you are a girl, shout "MOLEST!!". you will be getting all the attention

A bunch of people from work and I get together on payday and go for a dinner and movie. We saw Taxi one day (with Queen Latifa) and at the end it shows a scene about Nascar and shows Jeff Gordon, all of a sudden my co worker sitting beside me yells "You suck,... ass" we all just slouch in our chair and pretend not to know here.

Also there were people in their late 30s early 40s getting their mack on. (Kissing at the back of the theatre).

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Originally posted by Pr0xY
"bring a big jar full of moths with you, if the movie is getting really boring, or if you figured out the ending and its only half way through the movie, release the contents of the jar, the moths will fly up to the projector, and cloud the movie, then you can go and complain, and get your money back...

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Originally posted by FrozernFire
or if you are a girl, shout "MOLEST!!". you will be getting all the attention

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Originally posted by WDZ
Is that the kind of attention a girl wants, even if she is not being molested?

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Originally posted by Pr0xY
one more to add to that...

"bring a big jar full of moths with you, if the movie is getting really boring, or if you figured out the ending and its only half way through the movie, release the contents of the jar, the moths will fly up to the projector, and cloud the movie, then you can go and complain, and get your money back...

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Ok I am certain to try some of these out when I next go to the cinemas *cough*insane*cough*!

Who made these up you? Have you actually tried any of these?

I'm going to go to the cinema and do these with my mates lol.. especially eat the persons sat next to mines snacks.

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Originally posted by thekid
13. Sit on old people, pretending not to know they are there

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wow what a spam ^^^^^

LoL..

I have another one..

Go sit next to an older guy and shout!! No I will not have $eX with you!!! Very loudly!

hahaha i went to the movies with a bunch of my friends, we all bought massive slurpies, and threw it on the screen hehehe....

the next time we went to the movies, we walked out half way thru, bought chocolate and was handing them out to evryone sittin in our row....we kinda spoilt the movie cuz it was sooo boring we had no idea wat was goin on so we were screaming and evrything the whole time!! hehehe we go crazy at the movies

Hehe , We have alot of fun going to the cinema.

Last time we went to the movies , we saw The Grudge. (It was a Friday so it is when all the teens go) Apparently some people had seen the movie before and would scream loudly right before the scary part. Eventually , Some guy behind us got mad and yelled "Shut the f-ck up! All of you!". Emerald got mad and started yelling at the guy because she hates cursing. It was one of the funniest things I have ever seen.

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6. Use a laser pointer and point the beam at the screen, especially at characters private parts.

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Sit wherever you like and piss your pants (be sure to get laughed at) and everyone will move away (and be sure to bring spare clothes). Lame, I know

Or kick the seat in front of you for 1 minute despite being asked to stop, then stop, and strat punching it.

Make hand puppets and talk to yourself about how scary/lame/boring/stupid the movie it.

If all else fails, rip someones hair off for a suvonaire. (lol )

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Originally posted by Thekid
6. Use a laser pointer and point the beam at the screen, especially at characters private parts.

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That is the funniest thing I have ever heard. I will do that one day!

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Originally posted by WDZ
Uhh... that's like, really cliche and unoriginal.

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i am not brave enough to do any of these.. I hate spoiling peopls movie. It is just a waste of money . Anyway if there was a movie about people doing this then i would be able to get some laughs

if you are rich, go watch the same movie 2 times. on the second time, shout out the actors' lines before they do so, if you can remember

wahaha LOL!

Follow someone around, and whatever seat they go to sit in, sit in it quickly, then when they leave, do the same again.

Going to the bathroom every 2 seconds... just to "piss" off the guy next to you...

Lol, come back with shit (chocolate spread) all over you, and have stink bombs broke aroudn you.

rig the whole cinema with whoopie coushins

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Originally posted by Guillaume
rig the whole cinema with whoopie coushins

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Originally posted by traxor

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Originally posted by Guillaume
rig the whole cinema with whoopie coushins

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Yea, but how much would that cost you?

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Hmm, going to try some

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Yeah I got the idea about the moths from a GREAT Canadian movie called "Strange Brew".  Everyone should see it. 

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