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(Joke) I dunno what to put for te subject of this thread by matty on 01-24-2005 at 01:46 AM

Here is one for all the "older" gents...

Ellis Rubenfeld, an man in Florida owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. The pond
was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built.

One evening Ellis decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.

As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.

One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"

The old man frowned, and said, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked "

Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."

Moral of the story: Old men can still think fast.


RE: (Joke) I dunno what to put for te subject of this thread by WDZ on 01-24-2005 at 01:48 AM

Another good one. (y) :D


RE: (Joke) I dunno what to put for te subject of this thread by -dt- on 01-24-2005 at 02:25 AM

:rotfl: thats classic


RE: (Joke) I dunno what to put for te subject of this thread by L. Coyote on 01-24-2005 at 02:29 AM

Great one! :D

(y) :rofl:


RE: (Joke) I dunno what to put for te subject of this thread by kao on 01-24-2005 at 04:07 AM

rofl


RE: (Joke) I dunno what to put for te subject of this thread by marissa on 01-24-2005 at 04:12 AM

thats funny, even though its all to see naked girls :dodgy:


RE: (Joke) I dunno what to put for te subject of this thread by ~INVASION~ on 01-24-2005 at 05:34 AM

hahahahhaha wow that was a golden idea by the old man i think im gonna do that when im older unless we get hit by an asteroid:dodgy:


RE: (Joke) I dunno what to put for te subject of this thread by Pipish on 01-24-2005 at 08:57 AM

:lol: funny story matty lol good one invasion


RE: (Joke) I dunno what to put for te subject of this thread by user27089 on 01-24-2005 at 10:02 AM

:lol:...


RE: (Joke) I dunno what to put for te subject of this thread by Vilkku on 01-24-2005 at 11:56 AM

I am the only one that tought that it was stupid? :dodgy:


RE: (Joke) I dunno what to put for te subject of this thread by RaceProUK on 01-24-2005 at 12:11 PM

Yes :P


RE: (Joke) I dunno what to put for te subject of this thread by John Anderton on 01-24-2005 at 12:25 PM

Good one :D :lol:


RE: (Joke) I dunno what to put for te subject of this thread by Wabz on 01-24-2005 at 02:26 PM

Yeah thats a good one :P

Shame I can't tell any jokes without being really rude / sick


RE: (Joke) I dunno what to put for te subject of this thread by Pyroteq on 01-24-2005 at 03:06 PM

nice.


RE: (Joke) I dunno what to put for te subject of this thread by ayjay on 01-24-2005 at 05:33 PM

rofl wabz. very good joke btw :)


RE: (Joke) I dunno what to put for te subject of this thread by _Humphreys on 01-24-2005 at 05:41 PM

Hehehe keep them coming matty they are all very funny. :P


RE: (Joke) I dunno what to put for te subject of this thread by Kryptonate on 01-24-2005 at 05:53 PM

:rofl: nice one


RE: (Joke) I dunno what to put for te subject of this thread by Jhrono on 01-24-2005 at 09:04 PM

:lol: :lol: Old man really has it:P


RE: (Joke) I dunno what to put for te subject of this thread by dylan! on 01-24-2005 at 11:30 PM

lmao thats hilarious


RE: (Joke) I dunno what to put for te subject of this thread by Concord Dawn on 01-25-2005 at 04:04 AM

:lol:

Should make a jokes sub forum.


RE: (Joke) I dunno what to put for te subject of this thread by Purity on 01-25-2005 at 04:08 AM

:rofl:Good one...:P


RE: RE: (Joke) I dunno what to put for te subject of this thread by M73A on 01-25-2005 at 01:19 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Vilkku
I am the only one that tought that it was stupid? :dodgy:


LOL, how is that stupid, well good:clap:
RE: (Joke) I dunno what to put for te subject of this thread by haydos on 01-25-2005 at 04:29 PM

10/10 well done