Your wife tells you that you are, and you two kids;
Mario, and Sonic; agree with her.

Whenever something bad happens you reach for
the pause button.

You can microwave and eat a pizza pop using only
your feet.

You've spent so much time playing Tony Hawk Pro
Skater 4 -- you actually taught youself how to
skateboard.

You've worn out the buttons in the elevator of your
apartment.

The only joystick you play with anymore is
plugged in to your Xbox.

You've decided you won't go outside anymore due
to the 'tacky graphics, poor sound and low
playability.'

You've moved your PS2 into the bathroom -- just in
case you make it to the next level on Vice City.

Your hands are so gnarled from gripping the
controller, you can't even tie your shoes.

You ask your doctor how many lives you have left.

You actually get these jokes and pass them on to
other friends who are addicted to video games.

you need to get laid........big time

lol, I'm not sure about some of them, I know once when I was drunk I tried to do something along the lines of a pause button lol... thats about it, nothing much else really .

when the TV pauses for a second you start shouting "LAGGER!!!!"

^^ True story

Yep they all aply to me except I don't have kids.

this topic is on neowin ....

anyway...when you think your window changes from brightness to darkness 'cause there's a blinking lamp out there

Funny
The pause button, graphics outside and the doctor one r funny

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Originally posted by thekid
You've spent so much time playing Tony Hawk Pro
Skater 4 -- you actually taught youself how to
skateboard.

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* John Anderton asks for a skateboard from tony hawk and the skarz members

It is possible, I mean you can learn skateboarding from tapes why not computer/video games?

It's tottaly imposible...i play lots of thps and thug and i dont skate has in the game FOR SURE

If you take notes and pay attention and look at the game in great detail I am sure you could learn how to skate.

yes..... and you can grind the powerlines like the game as well...

you know your a computer geek, when...........you start threads like this

says irish_king, who types his response at an astounding 125 words per minute

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Originally posted by inc_haydn
says irish_king, who types his response at an astounding 125 words per minute

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it means only a coputer nerd can type that fast

im only kiddin mate

my brother taught himself to skateboard from playing tony hawk, tried teaching me, but i learnt how to stack =/

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Originally posted by st0rm
my brother taught himself to skateboard from playing tony hawk, tried teaching me, but i learnt how to stack =/

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you see someone doing very well in life, like always getting top marks, getting the best girls, etc. etc., you report him to the police for "hacking"