Forgive me if this has been posted already, but it's simply a must-read for everyone here:

http://www.jellyslab.com/~bteo/hacker.htm

That is some funny shit. I hope I don't see the uber 1337 haxzor anytime soon.

yea im never going on IRC again, if those ind of 1337 hax0rs are on there

n00b seriously if someone that dumb wants to "attack" other people, he deserved what he gave himself.

Oh, what a clever hacker.

* musicalmidget terminates IRC forever for fear of being hacked like that.

wow omg that's great

I hope he learned the meaning of 127.0.0.1

Very funny, and not uncommon either. That article has been around for about two years now, but never in English. Big props to the guy who translated it. <o.

Rofl

hey Time, please turn off your firewall and give me your ip address? nowpleasekthx

I don't run a firewall =P

try: 0.0.0.0

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Originally posted by Time
I don't run a firewall =P

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Hack meh... my address is http://localhost/

Time is too manly for a firewall, hes not "a girl" so to speak. lol

Nah Chestah, I just have a router and a hardware firewall. <3

i have a router hardware firewall and good old' trusty NIS. If your looking for a challenge for hacking, type (!IP) in an msn messenger conversation - if you can hack that your a legend mate

You see, hacking someone == boring. Knocking them offline with a good ol' fashioned bit of DDoS is so much easier (not that I either advocate DDoS or even attempt such things myself) but...

I saw this at Mess Forums.. i almost die OMFG.. Hes going to hack me

Time: Bring it on, here right now

what speed's your connection at Chestah?

come on Time, i know better then to give you my connection speed, you'll instantly know my ip.

512kbps/128kbps dynamic

yours time?

EDIT: marissa your less of a girl if you don't have a firewall

hahaha, due to knowing your connection speed I now own your soul!@#

muahahaha. etc.

3mbit/256kbps.

It's vastly easy to flatten a 512 conn with some of the drone nets I've seen runners with :/

Best story I have read for a while !

...omg thats hilarious!

watch out dylan, your my next target, whats your ip and please disable your firewallkthx

lol its a classic

OH NOES TEH 1337 HAX0R!!!!ONEONE!!1!

rotfl I would of loved to see his face when he relised that he just deleted his files

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* bitchchecker has joined #Banana
<bitchchecker> hey
<+ShawnZ> omg its the leet hacker
<bitchchecker> anybody there
<bitchchecker> who?
<+ShawnZ> mcpop
<+ShawnZ> gtfo.
<bitchchecker> dammit
<bitchchecker> i hate the whois
<+ShawnZ> rofl
* bitchchecker is now known as MCPOP

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...good thing u kept ur mouth shut...not like that other guy!

I can't stop laughing for 5 minutes.
What a stress reliever.

* Weyzza posts the thread on his Space.

its actually dreth isnt it

rofl

bitchchecker = n00b

that's the funniest thing I've ever read

bitchhacker=johny...

ROFL this is the funniest IRC story I"ve heard in a LONG time... I wish stuff like this happened in #banana. 

ROFL..please...AHAHAH

At least he knew what an IP was..

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Originally posted by Cool Rik
...posted picture...

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IP = 127.0.0.1 Hack me!

I only run 2 Firewalls on my routers (2)  and one on my PC

This story is so F-in funny

Wonder what he had on thos HDs...

I just had to save that story to my hd... its just the best !

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Originally posted by Fraisie
I just had to save that story to my hd... its just the best !

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* crank reads
* crank runs around laughing
* crank calms down
i really wish stuff like this happened on #banana...

I didn't know people could get so stupid

::1 = 127.0.0.1 (but in IPv6)

Go For it Chest, u hax0r u

That is the craziest wannabe hacker i've seen.

Most hackers should know what 127.0.0.1 is I read this awhile ago rumor is its a fake though

I think its true... not a fake
There are alot of n00bs on IRC...

n00b == someone who doesnt deserve to have a PC