Read & smile even if you have seen it before



Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out.

Helpdesk: Have you tried pushing the button?

Customer: Yes, sure, nothing happens, it must be really stuck.

Helpdesk: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note

Customer: No ... wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet...it's still on my

desk... sorry .

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Helpdesk: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen.

Customer: Is that your left or my left?

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Helpdesk: Good day. How may I help you?

Male customer: Hello... I can't print.

Helpdesk: Would you click on start for me and.....

Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not Bill Gates damn it !

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Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print.

Every time I try it says 'Can't find printer'.

I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says it can't find it...

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Customer: I have problems printing in red ...

Helpdesk: Do you have a colour printer?

Customer: Aaaah....................thank you.

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Helpdesk: What's on your monitor now ma'am?

Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me in the supermarket.

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Helpdesk: And now hit F8.

Customer: It's not working.

Helpdesk: What did you do, exactly?

Customer: I hit the F-key 8-times as you told me, but nothing's happening.

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Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.

Helpdesk: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?

Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.

Helpdesk: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.

Customer: OK

Helpdesk: Did the keyboard come with you?

Customer: Yes

Helpdesk: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another keyboard?

Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah ... that one does work!

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Helpdesk: Your password is the small letter a as in apple, a Capital letter V
as in Victor, the number 7.

Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters?

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A customer couldn't get on the Internet: -

Helpdesk: Are you sure you used the right password?

Customer: Yes I'm sure. I watched my colleague do it.

Helpdesk: Can you tell me what the password was?

Customer: Five stars.

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Helpdesk: What anti-virus program do you use?

Customer: Netscape.

Helpdesk: That's not an anti-virus program.

Customer: Oh, sorry ... Internet Explorer.

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Customer: I have a huge problem.

A friend has placed screensaver on my computer, but every time I move the
mouse, it disappears !

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Helpdesk: Microsoft Tech Support, may I help you?

Old woman: Good afternoon! I have waited over 4 hours for you.

Can You please tell me how long it will take before you can help me?

Helpdesk: Uhh..? Pardon, I don't understand your problem?

Old woman: I was working in Word and clicked the help button more than 4 hours ago.

Can you tell me when you will finally be helping me?

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Helpdesk: How may I help you?

Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail.

Helpdesk: OK, and, what seems to be the problem?

Customer: Well, I have the letter " a ", but how do I get the circle around it?

LoL never read them before where did you find them?

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Originally posted by shine

Helpdesk: What anti-virus program do you use?

Customer: Netscape.

Helpdesk: That's not an anti-virus program.

Customer: Oh, sorry ... Internet Explorer.

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Originally posted by shine

A customer couldn't get on the Internet: -

Helpdesk: Are you sure you used the right password?

Customer: Yes I'm sure. I watched my colleague do it.

Helpdesk: Can you tell me what the password was?

Customer: Five stars.

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Originally posted by Tasha
A friend has placed screensaver on my computer, but every time I move the
mouse, it disappears !

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lol. seen loads like this but never these ones. these are actually funny

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Originally posted by shine
Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print.

Every time I try it says 'Can't find printer'.

I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says it can't find it...

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Lmao!! I'm running out of time to read them all, but very funny

bofh


http://bofh.ntk.net/Bastard.html

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Originally posted by Negro_Joe
LoL never read them before where did you find them?

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Helpdesk: Microsoft Tech Support, may I help you?

Old woman: Good afternoon! I have waited over 4 hours for you.

Can You please tell me how long it will take before you can help me?

Helpdesk: Uhh..? Pardon, I don't understand your problem?

Old woman: I was working in Word and clicked the help button more than 4 hours ago.

Can you tell me when you will finally be helping me?

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Originally posted by Negro_Joe
Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print.

Every time I try it says 'Can't find printer'.

I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says it can't find it...

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Originally posted by Stigmata
bofh


http://bofh.ntk.net/Bastard.html

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never read em, already knew wat thy gonna be after the firsrt line.... cliche an understatement, only funny one was the my computer on the left one sorry

those are all very funny.

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Originally posted by multimillion2k

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Originally posted by Stigmata
bofh


http://bofh.ntk.net/Bastard.html

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That guy worked at Waikato University.. That's where I studied! It's not the most comforting thought..

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Though i'd post a few more...

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Customer: I have problems printing in red ...

Helpdesk: Do you have a colour printer?

Customer: Aaaah....................thank you.

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Originally posted by DragonX

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lol.......thanx for the laugh guys....the google ones great!!!

@ 'Back up'