Hiya all,
I have a quite a funny joke But instead of just words it's pictures and words.

Look at the numbers that answer.
(1) Which is the biggest cross there?
(2) Which is the biggest elephants egg?
(3) There's a yellow house theres a blue house there's red house. What coulor bricks are the green house?
(4) A plane crashes in between england and wales it crashes right on the boundary. where should they bury the survivors.

The picture you should draw on your hand and show them and ask them these question they are most likeley to fool for it.
I rekon it's great.
P.S it wont work as well on here as you have time to think about it when when your talking you dont.

P.S.S Sorry about the bad drawing

:/

Ok draw it on your hand then ask your mates. it works then.
Oh and put in your answers ad then i can correct them please.

i dont get it, mind giving us the asnwer or whatever came out of it?

After a careful 2 minute long analysis, Mippo and I have decided
1) They're X's and not crosses (I don't find that funny though)
2) Elephants don't lay eggs
3) Bricks are red, you never said the blue house had blue bricks.
4) You don't bury survivors
The end.

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Originally posted by Ddunk
After a careful 2 minute long analysis, Mippo and I have decided
1) They're X's and not crosses (I don't find that funny though)
2) Elephants don't lay eggs
3) Bricks are red, you never said the blue house had blue bricks.
4) You don't bury survivors
The end.

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No,
(1) The cross is the one dividing them all up (as in the scenes)
(2) Elepanhts dont lay eggs
(3) The green house answer is... glass, greenhouse
(4) You dont bury survivors.

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Originally posted by msg_plus_freak
(3) The green house answer is... glass, greenhouse

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Originally posted by Lee Jeffery
you said what color bricks ¬¬

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I would of said the biggest cross was the one that divided the 4 segments....??

EDIT: damm took too long to write it and you posted the answer above me

Stuff like this is better when you say it to people, rather than actually writing it down, that way, they can read it more carefully, whereas, listening is harder to do, therefore, harder to get the right answer ...

strange jokes it's like the one with you draw a house, then with a door, above it a sun, over it all you draw the mountain, in the house is ice...

then: that's my dad catching the soap off the floor...

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Originally posted by msg_plus_freak
No,
(1) The cross is the one dividing them all up (as in the scenes)
(2) Elepanhts dont lay eggs
(3) The green house answer is... glass, greenhouse
(4) You dont bury survivors.

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Wysiwyg error

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Originally posted by Exca
strange jokes it's like the one with you draw a house, then with a door, above it a sun, over it all you draw the mountain, in the house is ice...

then: that's my dad catching the soap off the floor...

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Originally posted by John Anderton
1st - correct by msg_plus_freak
2nd - correct by ddunk and msg_plus_freak
3rd - correct by ddunk
4th - correct by ddunk and msg_plus_freak

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I didn't find any of those the remote bit funny.

Number 4 is also done as a stand alone "joke", typically a bar-joke, told by a man to a woman (or woman to woman also if you like ).

Depending on the woman and how "open" minded she is, you can get a long way with it... But remeber kids, only try this on girls/woman you know who wouldn't be offended and can handle such "jokes"...

You simply tell the girl/woman:
  "Imagine your breasts are England and Wales..."
and while telling this you put your hand over her left breast and then over her right breast.
  "If a plane would crash, and it crashed right on the boundery between them..."
and while telling this you gently stroke your finger from under her chin to her belly (thus between her breasts)
  "Where would they burry the survivors?"

If she says "I don't know", you say something like: "ok, no, not right, I'll explain again..." and you repeat the whole process...

If she answers correctly (finally) you say: "correct, but thanks for letting me touch your breasts "

be ready to recieve a slap in the face though

other variations exist, but they all are about the same, a lame excuse to touch her breasts

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Originally posted by CookieRevised
Number 4 is also done as a stand alone "joke", typically a bar-joke, told by a man to a woman (or woman to woman also if you like ).

Depending on the woman and how "open" minded she is, you can get a long way with it... But remeber kids, only try this on girls/woman you know who wouldn't be offended and can handle such "jokes"...

You simply tell the girl/woman:
  "Imagine your breasts are England and Wales..."
and while telling this you put your hand over her left breast and then over her right breast.
  "If a plane would crash, and it crashed right on the boundery between them..."
and while telling this you gently stroke your finger from under her chin to her belly (thus between her breasts)
  "Where would they burry the survivors?"

If she says "I don't know", you say something like: "ok, no, not right, I'll explain again..." and you repeat the whole process...

If she answers correctly (finally) you say: "correct, but I also was able to touch your breasts "

be ready to recieve a slap in the face though [/i]

[size=1]other variations exist, but they all are about the same, a lame excuse to touch her breasts

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Btw .... 2 misplaced bbcodes cookie

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Originally posted by John Anderton
I didnt expect such jokes from you

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Originally posted by John Anderton
Btw .... 2 misplaced bbcodes cookie

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Bad cookie

xD nice jokes

Well this is kinda pointless and errr...not funny at all to tell you the truth

it was good, ill ask some dumb guy in my class to try it out, maybe he will.
a really lame joke: if (2000+5000)/2*2-(5000+2000)=0, then wat is 2+3?
this works pretty well, while verbally asking.

Exca if this was spam then it'd been put in testing and trashing

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Originally posted by CookieRevised
Number 4 is also done as a stand alone "joke", typically a bar-joke, told by a man to a woman (or woman to woman also if you like ).

Depending on the woman and how "open" minded she is, you can get a long way with it... But remeber kids, only try this on girls/woman you know who wouldn't be offended and can handle such "jokes"...

You simply tell the girl/woman:
  "Imagine your breasts are England and Wales..."
and while telling this you put your hand over her left breast and then over her right breast.
  "If a plane would crash, and it crashed right on the boundery between them..."
and while telling this you gently stroke your finger from under her chin to her belly (thus between her breasts)
  "Where would they burry the survivors?"

If she says "I don't know", you say something like: "ok, no, not right, I'll explain again..." and you repeat the whole process...

If she answers correctly (finally) you say: "correct, but thanks for letting me touch your breasts "

be ready to recieve a slap in the face though

other variations exist, but they all are about the same, a lame excuse to touch her breasts

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Originally posted by Time
I tried this last night, but some smart-arse jumped in with the answer after only one feel.

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ivr seen this before 1000000 times

I got all the answers at a glance

There is another one around here...

Something like "Okay, there is a one story house and everything in it is blue. The kitchen is blue, the door is blue, the couch is blue, and they call it the blue house. What colour are the stairs?"

But obviously there are no stairs.

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Originally posted by msg_plus_freak
No,
(1) The cross is the one dividing them all up (as in the scenes)
(2) Elepanhts dont lay eggs
(3) The green house answer is... glass, greenhouse
(4) You dont bury survivors.

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Originally posted by CookieRevised
I spend a lot of time in the pub

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Originally posted by ~INVASION~

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Originally posted by CookieRevised
I spend a lot of time in the pub

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lmao, now i finnaly figured out why cookie has all the right answers, hes smashed most of the time

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yeh ive dont that one before its a good an alright one not the best ive seen