Hi,


I thought i would add some more FUN to this forum.

I am gonna post some riddles. Yes, it is possible to cheat, just google it. But thats no fun for you or anyone else so i am just saying dont cheat unless you wanna wreck it.

Have Fun!!!!!!!





1.  A man walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water. The bartender pulls out a shotgun and points it at him. The man says, thank you and leaves.





2.You approach two talking doors. One door leads to the City of Truth, while the other door leads to the City of Liars. You do not know which door is which. You are able to ask only one question to determine which door is which. The door that leads to the City of Liars always speaks lies, while the door that leads to the City of Truth always speaks the truth. You want to go to the City of Truth. What question do you ask to determine which door leads to the City of Truth






3.A man is lying dead with a backpack on, face down in the desert. What happened




If u need help post, or if u know the answer post

They're quite old But I won't post the answer yet for people who don't know them and are still thinking.

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Originally posted by Fuzzles
2.You approach two talking doors. One door leads to the City of Truth, while the other door leads to the City of Liars. You do not know which door is which. You are able to ask only one question to determine which door is which. The door that leads to the City of Liars always speaks lies, while the door that leads to the City of Truth always speaks the truth. You want to go to the City of Truth. What question do you ask to determine which door leads to the City of Truth

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Good point, here is a hard one--well for me it was




What goes up, but at the same time goes down, up to the sky and down to the ground, my present tense and my past tense too, lets go for a ride just me and you...what am i?

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Originally posted by Fuzzles
What goes up, but at the same time goes down, up to the sky and down to the ground, my present tense and my past tense too, lets go for a ride just me and you...what am i?

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Originally posted by Fuzzles
3.A man is lying dead with a backpack on, face down in the desert. What happened

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Originally posted by Fuzzles
2.You approach two talking doors. One door leads to the City of Truth, while the other door leads to the City of Liars. You do not know which door is which. You are able to ask only one question to determine which door is which. The door that leads to the City of Liars always speaks lies, while the door that leads to the City of Truth always speaks the truth. You want to go to the City of Truth. What question do you ask to determine which door leads to the City of Truth

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Originally posted by Fuzzles
1.  A man walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water. The bartender pulls out a shotgun and points it at him. The man says, thank you and leaves.

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Originally posted by Fuzzles

1.  A man walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water. The bartender pulls out a shotgun and points it at him. The man says, thank you and leaves.

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Okay... I'm not good with riddles... but I just got this one today over myspace, and it's probably old... but here you go...

ThE WoRlD's HaRdEsT RiDdLe
Worlds hardest riddle...


I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?


97% of Harvard graduates can not figure this riddle out, but 84% of kindergarten students were able to figure this out in 6 minutes or less. Can you guess the correct answer? Just repost this bulletin with the title "The World's Hardest Riddle", and then check your inbox. You'll get a message with the correct answer in it. Good luck

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Originally posted by groessl35


ThE WoRlD's HaRdEsT RiDdLe
Worlds hardest riddle...


I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?

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Originally posted by Tasha

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Originally posted by groessl35


ThE WoRlD's HaRdEsT RiDdLe
Worlds hardest riddle...


I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?

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The answer is no... Well I think so. See, because the last line is a question, "can you guess the riddle?" so kids would just say no, because they couldn't, but older people would ignore that as part of the riddle.

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Blah... I think you're right.... haha... damn... I try to think to complex sometimes...

I am posting all the answers now.


The bartender riddle= he had the hiccups

The desert riddle= He went skydiving and his parachute didn't open

The doors= ask a question that you know the answer of

What goes up but at the same time goes down= a seesaw




Post more riddles

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Originally posted by groessl35
Okay... I'm not good with riddles... but I just got this one today over myspace, and it's probably old... but here you go...

ThE WoRlD's HaRdEsT RiDdLe
Worlds hardest riddle...


I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?

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What gets bigger as you take more away from it?

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What gets bigger as you take more away from it?

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Originally posted by Reaper
What gets bigger as you take more away from it?

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Originally posted by Reaper
What gets bigger as you take more away from it?

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Originally posted by Reaper
What gets bigger as you take more away from it?

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I just love this one. What is in front of women and behind cow? Don’t think smutty though… Hi all…

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Originally posted by lrac522
I just love this one. What is in front of women and behind cow? Don’t think smutty though… Hi all…

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Originally posted by NiteMare

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Originally posted by lrac522
I just love this one. What is in front of women and behind cow? Don’t think smutty though… Hi all…

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W

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He is a midget!!!!!!!!

umm......the coffee was cold? Or the fly was still in it?

EDIT: he got another fly in it

EDIT2: ohhh man this is hard can i have  a clue?

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he coffee was cold?

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the fly was still in it?

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1 word..............................................stumped

i have no idea

whats the answer to this one?

the lady tasted the sugar in the coffee

what starts with and s and ends in an s, and has a mile in between it?

smiles

What gets wetter as it dries?

A man goes into town on Tuesday, stays for 2 nights and rides out on Wednesday. How is this possible?

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Originally posted by Reaper
A man goes into town on Tuesday, stays for 2 nights and rides out on Wednesday. How is this possible?

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its kind of a weird answer. oh and JA made a good point. dont think about the person defying any laws of physics or any other crap like that

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Originally posted by Reaper
What gets wetter as it dries?

A man goes into town on Tuesday, stays for 2 nights and rides out on Wednesday. How is this possible?

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you had to ruin my fun didnt you

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Originally posted by Reaper
A man goes into town on Tuesday, stays for 2 nights and rides out on Wednesday. How is this possible?

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What is grey has very large ears and a trunk?

3 people go to a hotel, and pay £30 for a room. They split the bill equally, so each pays £10. An hour later, the manager goes to their room, and says that there is a discount on that room tonight because of a faulty lightbulb. They only have to pay £25. Each of the customers take £1 back, and they let the manager keep the other £2.

Now, they paid £9 each, and 9x3=27. The manager got £2, so that makes £29. Where's the other pound gone?

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What is grey has very large ears and a trunk?

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Originally posted by LittleK

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Originally posted by lrac522
What is grey has very large ears and a trunk?

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Musnt...Say....Elepha...

OH I GIVE UP..ELEPHANT!!! AHAHAHAH
(sorry, i know its not, i was just so tempted )

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Originally posted by Reaper
and they let the manager keep the other £2.

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nope, its £2

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Originally posted by Reaper
nope, its £2

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lol, im not going to tell you just like that. its a hard riddle. if you really want the answer, PM me.

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Originally posted by lrac522

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Originally posted by LittleK

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Originally posted by lrac522
What is grey has very large ears and a trunk?

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Musnt...Say....Elepha...

OH I GIVE UP..ELEPHANT!!! AHAHAHAH
(sorry, i know its not, i was just so tempted )

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lol...Nahhhhh. Guess again..

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Originally posted by Reaper
3 people go to a hotel, and pay £30 for a room. They split the bill equally, so each pays £10. An hour later, the manager goes to their room, and says that there is a discount on that room tonight because of a faulty lightbulb. They only have to pay £25. Each of the customers take £1 back, and they let the manager keep the other £2.

Now, they paid £9 each, and 9x3=27. The manager got £2, so that makes £29. Where's the other pound gone?

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Damn you >.<

[Edit] to put it in another perpesctive:

Originally they had paid £30 for a bill of £30. Now they've paid £27 for a bill of £25, so the manager pocketed the remaining £2. The remaining £3 (not £1, as the £2 should be subtracted from their payment not added) is shared between the customers as they've taken £1 refund each.

So original situation:
HOTEL: £30

New situation:
HOTEL: £25
Manager: £2
Customers: £3

So their payment of £27 includes the manager's slice, and there's £3 "missing" in their wallets.

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Originally posted by Reaper
3 people go to a hotel, and pay £30 for a room. They split the bill equally, so each pays £10. An hour later, the manager goes to their room, and says that there is a discount on that room tonight because of a faulty lightbulb. They only have to pay £25. Each of the customers take £1 back, and they let the manager keep the other £2.

Now, they paid £9 each, and 9x3=27. The manager got £2, so that makes £29. Where's the other pound gone?

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Originally posted by Reaper
So their payment of £27 includes the manager's slice, and there's £3 "missing" in their wallets.

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What is grey has very large ears and a trunk?

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Originally posted by NiteMare

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Originally posted by lrac522
What is grey has very large ears and a trunk?

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Traxor?

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there was a boat, it was packed full of people yet there wasnt a single person on board how is this possible?

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Originally posted by Methos2
there was a boat, it was packed full of people yet there wasnt a single person on board how is this possible?

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Originally posted by Methos2
there was a boat, it was packed full of people yet there wasnt a single person on board how is this possible?

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What row of numbers comes next in this series?

1
11
21
1211
111221
312211
13112221

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Originally posted by Methos2
there was a boat, it was packed full of people yet there wasnt a single person on board how is this possible?

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Originally posted by Reaper
What row of numbers comes next in this series?

1
11
21
1211
111221
312211
13112221

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Originally posted by John Anderton

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Originally posted by Methos2
there was a boat, it was packed full of people yet there wasnt a single person on board how is this possible?

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all of them were married ??

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EDIT: i liked this one when i first read it...

A rooster sitting on a roof with his eggs. Suddenly, the wind blew from the north. Where were the eggs?

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lol... correctomundo

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Originally posted by fishybobbins
Roosters don't lay eggs.

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whoa..........


i never thought this thread would get so big.....

time to make it BIGGER!!!


Its more holy then god
Its more evil than the devil
The rich need it
The poor have it
If u eat it you will die


Its an old one but anyway have a crack at it

vegetables, lmao,

its holy, its evil
the rich eat it
the poor have it for treasure

if u eat it u die...

                           


funny......but NO......nice try !!!

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Originally posted by Fuzzles
whoa..........


i never thought this thread would get so big.....

time to make it BIGGER!!!


Its more holy then god
Its more evil than the devil
The rich need it
The poor have it
If u eat it you will die


Its an old one but anyway have a crack at it

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While the man was gone, the woman died and a stranger got into the car because one of the doors was already open?

well the stranger opens the door and kills the woman??

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Originally posted by Crimcz
A man and a woman are driving along a country road on a cold winter night when the car breaks down.  Before leaving to find help, the man tells the woman not to open the doors or windows and not to let anybody in.  He leaves, and she does as he says.  When he returns, she is dead and there is a stranger in the car.  What happened?

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or maybe that crazy stalker axe man finally plucked up the courage and was hiding in the back of the car all the time....

If a german plane crashes on the french/spanish border, where would they bury the survivors?

u dont bury survivors

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Originally posted by Dempsey
If a german plane crashes on the french/spanish border, where would they bury the survivors?

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You got £20 to be shared between you and a friend, you should get £2 more than your friend, how much did you both receive?

Err... you get £11 and your friend gets £9?

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Originally posted by Mattike
Err... you get £11 and your friend gets £9?

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whyc ouldn't it be 12 and 8?

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whyc ouldn't it be 12 and 8?

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Originally posted by lrac522
you should get £2 more than your friend,

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Originally posted by groessl35
whyc ouldn't it be 12 and 8?

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ah... ... I was thinking two more than half.

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You got £20 to be shared between you and a friend, you should get £2 more than your friend, how much did you both receive?

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2.You approach two talking doors. One door leads to the City of Truth, while the other door leads to the City of Liars. You do not know which door is which. You are able to ask only one question to determine which door is which. The door that leads to the City of Liars always speaks lies, while the door that leads to the City of Truth always speaks the truth. You want to go to the City of Truth. What question do you ask to determine which door leads to the City of Truth

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not really a riddle, but this was fun none the less:


1. Read every instruction carfuly first
2. write down exactly what you do
3. say your name
4. write you rname down
5. scribble your name with the opposite hand you write with
6. stand up
7. say "i'm a little momma's boy" out loud
8. pat your head
9. rub your stomach
10. bend over
11. touch your toes
12. sit on the floor
13. not stand up
14. run around in circles
15. stand on your head (if you can)
16. yell "NITEMARE ROCKS" as loud as you can
17. find the nearest person, and tickel them
18. hop up and down
19. print this page
20. put on a hat
21. draw a simple stick man
22. talk to anybody on teh computer (e-mail,MSN, anything)
23. do a dance
24. record your self like sonicsam
25. turn the TV on
26. take off the hat
27. now that you've read all the instructions, do only 1,2,27, and 28
28. post everything you did (be honest)

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Originally posted by NiteMare
not really a riddle, but this was fun none the less:


1. Read every instruction carfuly first
2. write down exactly what you do
3. say your name
4. write you rname down
5. scribble your name with the opposite hand you write with
6. stand up
7. say "i'm a little momma's boy" out loud
8. pat your head
9. rub your stomach
10. bend over
11. touch your toes
12. sit on the floor
13. not stand up
14. run around in circles
15. stand on your head (if you can)
16. yell "NITEMARE ROCKS" as loud as you can
17. find the nearest person, and tickel them
18. hop up and down
19. print this page
20. put on a hat
21. draw a simple stick man
22. talk to anybody on teh computer (e-mail,MSN, anything)
23. do a dance
24. record your self like sonicsam
25. turn the TV on
26. take off the hat
27. now that you've read all the instructions, do only 1,2,27, and 28
28. post everything you did (be honest)

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a man is put in a concrete room with no windows or doors at all. all he has is a table and a saw. how does he get out?

He cuts the walls with the saw?

Igor went on his yearly holiday to Lake Balaton. What with the postal services being what they are in these rather uncertain times, the chances of any letter posted to Igor by Dr Acula, his master, reaching Igor are only 2/3. The chances of any letter Igor posts to Acula reaching Acula are 3/4. What are the chances if Acula writes and posts a letter to Igor that he receives a reply? Naturally Igor would never write off his own bat (no pun intended) but he always diligently answers any letter he receives.

This is a hard one ;p

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Originally posted by traxor
Igor went on his yearly holiday to Lake Balaton. What with the postal services being what they are in these rather uncertain times, the chances of any letter posted to Igor by Dr Acula, his master, reaching Igor are only 2/3. The chances of any letter Igor posts to Acula reaching Acula are 3/4. What are the chances if Acula writes and posts a letter to Igor that he receives a reply? Naturally Igor would never write off his own bat (no pun intended) but he always diligently answers any letter he receives.

This is a hard one ;p

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6 in 12
1 in 2

nice job ddunk!!

anyway here is another.....

1. Three kids from Bristol went for a walk. About a mile into the walk, they came to a deep, wide river. There was no bridge. They didn't have a boat or raft, or any materials to make one. None of them could swim.


Its really easy.....

Whats the riddle how they get over? you never said..

(reply to  crimcz's post)

Nothing....?


By the way this is the 100th post!!!! WOOT WOOT

crimcz yeah you were right i forgot about that part of the riddle heres a really easy one:
a man walks into a bar on a tuesday and a women asks how he hurt his head. how did he?

He walked into a bar

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Nothing....?

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This is amazing!!!!

The paragraph below is most unusual. How quickly can you find out what is so unusual about it? It looks so ordinary you'd think nothing was wrong with it - and in fact, nothing is wrong with it. It is unusual though. Why?
"Gatsby was walking back from a visit down in Branton Hill's manufacturing district on a Saturday night. A busy day's traffic had had its noisy run; and with not many folks in sight, His Honor got along without having to stop to grasp a hand, or talk; for a mayor out of City Hall is a shining mark for any politician. And so, coming to Broadway, a booming bass drum and sounds of singing, told of a small Salvation Army unit carrying on amidst Broadway's night shopping crowds. Gatsby, walking towards that group, saw a young girl, back toward him, just finishing a long, soulful oration ... "
The above passage is taken from the book "Gatsby" written by Ernest Vincent Wright in the late 1930's

What is unusual about the paragraph above ?

If you had a fox, a chicken and some corn to be transported across a river on a boat, how would you take them all across?
NB: You can only take one of each at a time on the boat across.
Clue: Fox eat chicken and chicken eat corn.

Hi All...

bring the chicken over

Go back

Bring the fox over

Bring the Chicken back

Bring the fox over

Bring the chicken back to where they all are

can i ask you honestly....? Did you google it.....? That is the answer in the exact same words as on the website



If you didn't google it good job!

ok.



You are in a room, there are 5 people. Everyone can see everything in the room and each other without moving. How do u place an apple somewhere so everyone accept for 1 can see it?


This is easy

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ok.



You are in a room, there are 5 people. Everyone can see everything in the room and each other without moving. How do u place an apple somewhere so everyone accept for 1 can see it?


This is easy

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ding ding ding we have a winner (correct)

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ding ding ding we have a winner (correct)

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ok you find some riddles i am to tired ( it is 12:20 pm here)

If you were to take two apples from a basket of three apples, how many would you have?

obviously its not 1 ¬¬

Spoiler:

two, the two you have just taken!

If I say "Everything I tell you is a lie," am I telling you the truth or a lie?

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If I say "Everything I tell you is a lie," am I telling you the truth or a lie?

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Methos you would have 2

sorry for double post, no one replied within 1 week or something

What is so fragile even naming will break it......


Its an easy one

Yes........................................ Oh man this this thread is replying slower and slower


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Originally posted by Dempsey
If a german plane crashes on the french/spanish border, where would they bury the survivors?

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Andorra.

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What heats up to cool off?

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What heats up to cool off?

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me

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Originally posted by SonicSam

me

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yeah

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*jump* jump*