In Lebanon , men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.
(Like THAT makes sense.)
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In Bahrain , a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.

(Do they look different reversed?)
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Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.

(A brick?)
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The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.

(Much worse than "going blind!")
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There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time

Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.

(Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)
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In Hong Kong , a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands.

The husband's illicit lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.

(Ah! Justice!)
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Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool , England- but only in tropical fish stores.

(But of course!)
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In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.

(Makes one shudder at the thought.)
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In Santa Cruz , Bolivia , it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.

(I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)
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In Maryland , it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises."

(Is this a great country or what?

Well, not as great as Guam !)
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Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

(Who volunteers for this stuff?)
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Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)
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The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and  always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

(From drinking little bottles of???)

     (Did the government pay for this research??)
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Butterflies taste with their feet.

(Ah, geez.)
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An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

(I know some people like that.)
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Starfish don't have brains.

(I know some people like that, too.)
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And, the best for last?

Turtles can breathe through their butts.

(And I thought I had bad Breath in the morning!)

lol.

Odly enough, I already knew most of them

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Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

(Who volunteers for this stuff?)

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Let me give you a clue.. starts with Sonic and ends with Sam 

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Originally posted by Pinchichuv
The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.

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Originally posted by Chancer
Upper or lower head??

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Originally posted by Damokun

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In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.

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That's a turn on.

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The world IS nuts!!! I'm on it .

I doubt that half of those "proofs" are true.
The only proof that the world is going nuts is, people just believe what they read and forward it to others, driving some people like me nuts.

For example:

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The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.

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If you want to know a weird law: chewing gum is banned in Singapore.
I believe xJ + can confirm this.

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In Hong Kong , a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands.

The husband's illicit lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.

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Originally posted by q25
Let me give you a clue.. starts with Sonic and ends with Sam. It also rhymes with sopshhahm

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Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

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Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)
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Then why do dogs masturbate?

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Butterflies taste with their feet.

(Ah, geez.)
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The first few were funny. The Liverpool one is shocking, how the feck did that law happen?

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If you want to know a weird law: chewing gum is banned in Singapore.
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They did that because people put gum in between the doors of the subway system

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i think if aliens came from another planet, they'd kill us all just for some of those stupid lwas that we've made! and who would want to lose like a million braincells everytime they hit their head against a wall just to see how many calories you burn off? i think we've broken this world...

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If you want to know a weird law: chewing gum is banned in Singapore.
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They did that because people put gum in between the doors of the subway system

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i thought they did that so people don't spit it on the ground?

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  hahaha... Are these for real??? 

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If you want to know a weird law: chewing gum is banned in Singapore.
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Yeah.
There is one more weird law now: all teenages (below the age of 16) have to be home by 2300hours. If seen by policmen in a group, they will stop those teens and will report to those teens' parents. If seen being alone, the (lazy) policemen will ignore. -.-
When it was first implemented: All teenages regardless in a group out at night (2300hours to be exact), will be stopped by policmen and will be reported to their parents. -.-

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They did that because people put gum in between the doors of the subway system

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Erm, not really.

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i thought they did that so people don't spit it on the ground?

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Something like that. There were more reasons behind the banning of chewing gum.

Now the government allows import of Nicorette chewing gum that helps reduce smokers from smoking and some other kind of chewing gums, not sure which.. Whatever, banning of chewing gums is the past though. When chewing gums were totally banned, you could still see us, Singaporeans, chewing chewing gums practically everyday, we don't really care; we just have to be very careful not to get caught.

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In Lebanon , men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.
(Like THAT makes sense.)
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If you want to know a weird law: chewing gum is banned in Singapore.
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i thought they did that so people don't spit it on the ground?

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Some very very strange laws around the world, some of the old US Laws entertained me

There was a law here in Queensland, Australia up until about 20 years ago that you weren't allowed to wear slippers in public or something.  I wish they kept it and got rid of all those girls wearing ug boots....

If I remember correctly, you can be sentenced to death in America when you are already dead? I am not sure though. Correct me if I am wrong.

I didn't need any proof.

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An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

(I know some people like that.)
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